roniheels Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 demoniaplatforms was one of the original members of the mucical review "Stomp" because of his natural stompping ability in his various pairs of high heeled platform boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 rohiheels plays the "high" notes in his steletto heel boots in "STOMP":smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 After leaving the "Stomp" review, demoniaplatforms became a city inspector of manhole covers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 roniheels is a lot like me-he loves to wear his high heel boots when he starts up his computer, now THATS what I call "booting up":smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 demoniaplatforms innocently took his laptop along when he saw an advert for the local lapdancing club, thinking it would be full of blokes dancing round their computers. Whilst initially bemused by his error, he soon made a high speed connection and is going back weekly to insert a link.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 The designer once told a joke that was so funny the entire audience fell over after hyperventilating. T&H "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 tightsnheels was the opening act for thedesigner's comedy act. He dressed as Frank Sinatra plus 5" stileto high heels while singing a ten minute vesion of the song "My Way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Roniheels always dresses as Catwoman with 5" stiletto boots every time he watches a Batman movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Ha! If you think that's "sumpen," you "autta" see the way he dresses when he goes to "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" !!! Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Bubba136 made the mistake of dressing as Rocky Balboa when he attended the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Roni broke his heel over Bubba's head. Amazing thing was, it was one of his 7" metal spikes! Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 stilettoscot wore his black high heel chap boots as being dressed up as Santa Claus it was said in the 6pm news (said boots were ofcourse STELETTOS, with 5 inch heels) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Demoniaplatforms actually is Santa Claus, except he delivers naughty presents to all the good men and women and nice presents to the all the bad men and women. "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Tightsnheels is actually one of Santa's elfs. Youcan hardly tell he's an elf because he wears platform shoes with 3" platforms and 9" high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Roniheels is trying out for a part in the upcoming film adaptation of the Hobbit he is a shoe in for third dwarf from the left. "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Tightsnheels beat out Roniheels for a part in the upcoming film adaptation of the Hobbit. His bright orange dwarf outfit with matching orange patent leather stiletto high heels put him over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Silettoscot had to return his broken Ultras, he forgot to mention that he was being chased around the house by a stripper named Maybel dressed as a meter maid when the "manufacturing" defect was found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Actually if the truth be known, While Scottstiletto was streaking down the long hallway trying to get away from Maybel, he accidentally stepped on an air vent grate. twisted his ankle and broke the heel. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I also heard from a reliable source that there may have been a blindfold involved. Causing him to step into the grate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I heard that Jen J loves to cook 6 course meals while wearing knee high boots & get comlipiments EVERY time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Meanwhile, Demoniaplatorms was discovered jogging around the town wearing thigh 5" stiletto boots WITHOUT platforms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 SNYer had a pair of knee boots made out milk chocolate but ended up eating the heels off them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 PatentHeel gets paid (on the side ofcourse) to stomp pies & cakes while wearing his silver platform boots like my DEMONIA ones, but thigh high in length & silver for maximum effect! (if your going to do this kind of thing, you might as well do it in style, which PatentHeel does every time I hear!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traceyloveshoes Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 demoniaplatforms was voted runner up in Bognor Regis 800m dash for people with loose or missing feet and in 1533 was on the front page 6 of a monthly magazine entitled heel wearers weekly, which can be seen using the Sony Ericsson motorized revolving clam which magnifys the article highlighting the most salient points !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Tracylovesheels was the model for the little scuba diver that swims up and down in fish tanks. "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 tighsnheels has a goldfish bowl and love his goldfish to bits. In order to bond better with the litle darling, tightsnheels cut 1" off the bottom of one of his heels and thus walked round in circles in perfect harmony with his fish swimming round the goldfish bowl. The fish loved it so much, tightsnheels has now ordered a mermaid costume and a round bath.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crotchhiboots Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 the Designer is a closit skinhead who likes his heels licked. 77r90dL lf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 crotchhiboots is currently desiging silver platform boots with 6 inch heels for the aliens living @ area 51 so as to "give them a lift" (you all KNOW that they are little guys, now dont you!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 The real truth is that the first time crotchhiboots sneaked into area 51 and confronted the "lettle men" - as soon as they saw him they cried "daddy! So this is where you ran off to when you left home? Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Bubba knows all about area 51 as he is a secret agent for the Vogans sent here to learn our ways and assimilate our culture. However what he didn't realize is he actually ticked off his superiors and was sent here for punishment. (For reference to Vogans please see the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Book is better but film will work for this referecnce.) T&H "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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