fastfreddy2 Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 demoniaplatforms and a friend were startled the other day while travelling to an ABBA tribute evening. They were both wearing their new silver boots, when a being from another planet with 8 feet, two of them shod with 5" heels, nearly walked right into them. Apologetic nods and discreet smiles were exchanged, but both parties had been looking downward for too long, and each had almost walked into the other. The morale to this tale? Watching HH as a sport, isn't without danger. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Fastfreddy came to my barbecue. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Dr Shoe talks to his shoes (and they talk back) like Dr Doolittle talk to animals. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I know that last statment is true because all of his oxfords have tongues! Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 Bubba is test driving an experimental car put together by NASA. It can do a thousand miles to a gallon of water and travel at 600 miles per hour. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Dr Shoe has been typing up every posting here at HHplace using a typewriter and is keeping them archived in his cellar just in case we ever have an electromagnetic pulse which wipes out all electronics devices. He can post you a copy of these posts if you can afford all the stamped addressed envelopes required to send them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 PatentHeel sold that alien with 8 feet 8 pairs of silver metallic platform boots so the alien could stomp on plastic bottles with pleasure, said boots are copies of my DEMONIA MONETS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Demoniaplatforms has to wear a neckbrace permanently to stop him turning his head too quickly whenever a pair of boots catches his eye in a shop window. Twice his head has become detached and required surgery to refit it following his violent head turning to view the boots. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 shyguy went to Las Vegas & won $10,000 to splurge on many more pairs of high boots, all because he was WEARING some black chap boots while @ the slots (maybe @ the poker table too, but since I was not there I dont know) he says these are his LUCKY boots!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Demoniaplatforms is an anathema because he does not wear Demonia boots of any kind and cannot abide platforms. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Dr Shoe gets younger every year. Soon we'll be calling her; "Little Missy Shoe". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Fastfreddy was the original model for Mr Rusty from the Magic Roundabout. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Dr. Shoe was the inspiration behind Purdy of the New Avengers. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 shyguy then took all of us out to dinner with the undertsanding that we ALL must wear chapboots to our best (& spread the word while out that MEN can look GREAT wearing chapboots, showing off our heels for ALL to see!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 demoniaplatforms wrote a book on the subject of alien abductions, it was based on his own experiences of being abducted by aliens and taken to the planet Zzixon 5 where he narrowly avoided instant death when he walked into a zargon death ray which, luckily for him, was switched off. The book went to number 194,385,201 in the best sellers list selling a total of 3 copies. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Coincidently, shyguy is fully qualified to use the Zargon Death Ray having passed the simple course (just) that he took on Zzixon 5, only 4 months ago. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 fastfreddy2 worked in the grotto of a well known Department Store one Xmas as Father Christmas. He was fired after his sack was found to contain no toys but instead lots of sexy patent stilettos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Patentheel is the model they use to test new outfits for the Bratz line of childrens dolls. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 shyguys favourite member of Bratz, is PatentGirl, MI6 Secret Agent. This particular doll comes with a Zargon Death Ray accessory, and Alien partner that rather strangely, has 8 legs. Only two of which have shoes. The Alien must be the female of the species, as it wears 2 ladies (human) high heeled shoes as a disguise. It might work too, but the green skin is a bit obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 fastfreddy2 also went to zeta reticulae to try & sell platform thighboots to the little grey aliens, since they seem to LOVE earth culture, all of their ships (UFOS) are silver metallic (as anyone knows on earth) so they WILL match the color of the alien's boots that will be sold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 The new demoniaplatforms Bratz doll was released for sale on zeta reticulae last month and sold out the same day. The makers are insistant it was a 'single run' model with no new stock being made available. Apparently, the much sought after dolls are exchanging hands at twice the original sticker price already.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Fastfreddie2 is already listing several demoniaplatform Bratz dolls on Ebay at extortionate prices. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 well, shyguy is AMAZED how the little grey aliens now seem to be so much TALLER now that they are wearing DEMONIA MONET platform THIGHBOOTS with 6 inch heels, they always had a problem with being rather SMALL:icon_exclaim: now they can reach those "special controls they always had on board their ship, but untill the boots, could not" (LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 demoniaplatforms paid over 3,550 english pounds for a pair of platform boots which were allegedly worn by Rob Davis of the 70s band Mud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Patentheel has vericose veins all up and down his legs. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Stilettoscot can dance so hot when he's wearing stilleto boots with a leather skirt, even other GUYS get jelous:nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Demoniaplatforms was the voice of Orson in the tv show Mork and Mindy. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 shyguy built a starship that looks like a gigantic thighboot, 5 inch heel as the warp engines! (to boldy go where NO boot has gone before!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 demoniaplatforms will boldly go round all the fashion shops, like we all do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euchrid Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 thedesigner loves to split his infinitives. Although he sometimes decides to not split them. Always High-Heel Responsibly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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