SNYer Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Bubba136 keeps a shoe rack instead of a gun rack on the back of his pickup truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 SYNer started a footwear program called "no boot left behind" when he goes into a shoe store:smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JNR Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Bubba136 keeps a shoe rack instead of a gun rack on the back of his pickup truck. And a pussy tail tied to the radio antenna..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Demoniaplatforms has opened an eponymous shoestore done out like a railway station just so he could call it demoniaplatforms. He offers the special service of foot training and blows his whistle when he is bored with a customer to tell them it's time to leave. Not withstanding (peak hours), his store has found a niche market, and he offers a season ticket for weekly clients who want a First Class service. Naturally, in order to do so, he has to keep his welltrained staff on their toes, so a standard of 5" heels is expected from them all. The store is designed for those who seek a higher standing than previously, and who who want to make their wedge work for them. Demoniaplatforms has a patent on his business idea, and invites enquiries from those who want to follow in his footsteps... Furthermore, within the store is the Pullman Dating agency.... With the legend "Our heels are just the ticket !", demoniaplatforms destination is assured.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Thedesigner loves to fly a kite while wearing 7" stiletto high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 roniheels can smash up old paper kites with his DEMONIA MONETS (like mine in my avitar) in RECORD time, then he loves to play frisbee in his pony boots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 roniheels used to play frisby with his dog while wearing his Demoni boots until one day his dog mistook them for a fire hydrant! Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I'm like a fire hydrant too.... Dogs must love me, cos i'm always taking the piss.... Actually, roniheels, you're nearer the truth than you think... I went up in a hot air balloon wearing 7" heels - i just wanted a better view... Did you know, from up there, you can't hear the traffic or anything - except the dogs barking, wierd isnt it ? Anyhow, unfortunately, the balloon jolted, i fell over and my heels pierced the balloon, burning my legs in the process. As we hurtled groundwards, I remembered to stick to 5" heels in future, in the circumstances, a reasonable thought before panic set in. Screaming? You couldnt hear yourself think for it... Couldnt think of a worse time to go commando.... Fortunately, after 33 1/3 hail marys we landed in a heap of manure on a farm. You may remember the headline: HEAD OVER HEELS BASKET CASE LANDS IN THE SHIT nb this letter has been vetted by me, Sister Fybrosis at St. Matilda's Home for Terminally Heelwearers, and has been passed as the truth, the whole truth, and nothing like the truth. (Funnily enough, our pet lurcher, Spikey, has a leaning to thedesigner too.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Bubba136 and thedesigner take turns dressing up like Fred Astare and Ginger Rogers and then teach ballroom dancing every Thursday evening. They both wear 6" stiletto high heels while doing this, even when they are dressed as Fred Astare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Roniheels likes to dress up as the Pope while wearing 5" stillettos and say "Kneel before me knaves!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 SNYer wears black thighboots with scotchlite so he can walk more @ night (acually not a bad idea) he needs to walk to the nighclub, you see..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 ronieheels gives skydiving lessons at a local airport but doesn't wear a parachute. He just falls off of his high heels. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 bubba136 applied for a job as an airline pilot, but made the fatal error of wearing ballet heels to the interview. He was sadly turned down as the powers that be decided that the extra height would mean he would need oxygen whilst piloting, and that his ability to land safely would be impeded. He has now instead found a job in horticulture with a bulb grower, where he can tiptoe thru the tulips.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Thedesigner impersonates Dame Judith Dench and has even accepted awards for her on her behalf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 roniheels loves to do his "spring plowin" in heels, his 8 inch stiletto heel boots, they cut quite a burrow I hear:smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Demoniaplatforms lays seed wearing platform boots and a pink teddy right behind roniheels as he spring plows in his 8" stiletto high heeled boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 And Dr. Shoe walks behind both of them carrying the watering can to wet the seeds in. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 then Bubba136 went to the square dance wearing his bright pink chap boots & gold pants, leopard jacket, with a black patent bustier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Demoniaplatforms is the world champion yo-yo competitor. He intimidates his oppents while wearing a skin-tight black leather jumpsuit with matching platform high heeled boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Roniheels likes to dress like a clown and be called Roniheels MacDonald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 SNYer is George W Bush under a pseudonym... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Dr. Shoe loves to impersonate Judge Judy and fills in for her periodically on her show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 roniheels actually appeared on Judge Judy, charged with knife crime for being in possession of a stiletto. However the case for the prosecution collapsed when roniheels produced them both and handed them to Judge Judy, who admired his taste in heels and awarded him $200 from public funds to go and get another pair in the red patent.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Thedesigner is actually roniheels personal high heels consultant that help him pick out the best pair of stiletto high heels to wear with all of his outfits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 roniheels came over to visit me sometime last year and borrowed my favourite pair of patent strappy sandals. He hasn't given me them back hence why I'm seeking to find a similar pair in the "wanted" section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 PatentHeel contacted roniheels today via shotwave radio expressing how much he missed the sexy, strappy high heels that roniheels borrowed. Moved by this declaration, roniheels is on his way now by private jet to return the high heels to PatentHeel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 Roniheels says that he lives in the US. In reality he lives in a burrow near Turin. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Dr. Shoe is an architect who designs underground homes and apartments. His nickname is Gopher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 roniheels holds high heel boot dances in those under ground apartments, then saw thighbootguy play his guitar with the rock band, wearing HIS high heel thighboots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Demoniaplatforms plays the drums at the high heel boot dances while thighbootguy plays his guitar and roniheels sings folksongs from the 60's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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