Bad_Robot Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 JohnCinheels is in the process of developing a suit just like the one that "Iron Man" made but has encountered problems with the flight stability gyroscopes that are an integral part of the suit, this might be as a result of him changing the original design from flat boots to thigh high stilettos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Bad Robot took first place in the all-arounf events at the rodeo in his town this week. He participated in six events wearing cowboy boots with 6" stiletto high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 roniheels trips over his own feet if he's not wear stiletto heels life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 JohnCinheels preys to the "new god" in the TEMPLE OF THE BOOT, which is a male figure modeled not unlike Maximilian dressed in high heel chap boots (fully clothed ofcourse), hands on hips legs splayed out (sort of like the "jolly green giant") burnt offerings are most welcome, always from boxes that leather boots come in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 demoniaplatforms is soon to be announced as the new fiscal director for the state of California and in a bold opening move will be removing all taxes from high heel shoes above the height of four inches, anyone buying shoes with a lower heel than that will only have to pay half the tax of those who buy flats. Trainers will be hit by a 200 percent tax hike. demoniaplatforms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Bad Robot wears stiletto heeled combat boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 roniheels & JohnCinheels will require all who enter TEMPLE OF THE BOOT to WEAR high heel boots @ all times, & will make sure that ALL boots worn in the temple shall be cleaned & polished & shall provide shoes cloths for anyone's boots that are in need of polishing. Bubba136 & Maximilian! shall inspect boots who enter to see to it that said requirement(s) are followed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 Demoniaplatforms is just about to attempt to cross the atlantic in his home made papier mache Yacht. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 dr shoe helped bad robot steal his stiletto heeled combat boots from me! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 JohnCinheels is a world-wide know private investigator who can always be seen in a long, black trench coat and 6" stiletto heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 Roniheels is actually a politician. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Dr. Shoe has invented a variation of the HEAD CRUSHER (middle ages torure/exicution device) to get rid of bad watermelons that Roniheels wont buy when shopping in thighboots @ my place of work (RALPHS) then throws out the pulpy remains overboard while in the paper mache boat that I sold to him, in hopes to feed vegitarian sharks that are said to appear every time this boat is in local waters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 When demoniaplatforms is at his place of work, Ralphs, the home of good value shopping, he is sometimes made to go and work on the register and rather than soil his immaculately manicured finger nails which are at least 12 inches long he elects to use his very, very pointy stiletto thigh high boots with the needle sharpe heel to operate the register thus not harming his highly polished nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Bad Robot repairs damaged, vintage Barbie dolls. He wears the same style of high heels that the Barbie doll he is repairing is wearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 roniheels makes leather operar gloves for people with long fingernails out of old trenchcoats of mine life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 JohnCinheels has designed a pair of 15th century cavilier boots with 4 inch heels & a gentleman's leather trenchcoat (of same period) to be worn when "going out to town" in style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Demoniaplatforms makes fur coats for small animals with mange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 roniheels make a tidy living from carving prosthetic wooden legs out of Ash, oak and sometime pine, but these are no ordinary wooden legs as these are made to look like patent thigh high books with a six inch heel and studded detail up the leg and each of them has his signature engraved into to it in gold lettering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 bad robots made and frequently wears his first pair of thigh boots out of a rubbermaid spatula, a railroad spike and duct tape life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 JohnCinheels is a international troubleshoot for the Apple Computer Corp. and really enjoys telling his clients that they have to "re-boot" the computer while all the time he is wearing hand crafted thigh boots with secret high heels so that no one can tell, although it is rather hard to explain why he is nearly seven foot tall and has had numerous incidents with ceiling fans and light fittings and the odd water sprinkler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiline Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Bad Robot can be seen walking around his home town most tuesdays wearing leather chaps,string vest,straw hat and a pair of clogs....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallinheels Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Hiline can be found driving around late at night in his souped up Reliant Robin with go faster stripes down the side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Tallinheels is a aeronautic test pilot for the Boeing Corporation and to stave off passing out when pulling too many G's putting a new plane through its paces he wears very tightly laced thigh high boots to keep the blood from running away from his head thus preventing him from blacking out, this is of course in addition to his custom made G suit which has been made to accomodate his boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Bad Robot rides horses in his thigh boots PLUS making sure that the horses in question have their OWN pair of thigh boots as well (naturally PONY boot style for the horses) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 demoniaplatforms plays an accordian in shopping malls after they have closed. When the security guard approaches he runs off to hide behind a planter and comes back out after he's gone. Once he was nearly caught when a second guard approached from the rear but he was able to dodge behind the Starbucks stand unseen. All this is quite amazing when you consider that he has been blind and deaf since birth and does everything by touch and smell. Fortunately for him, the all the guards are Polish and tend to eat spicy sausage whilst on duty. He will be severely disadvantaged if they ever get anyone who only eats fruit! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Dr Shoe stretches the truth? Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 We are all a figment of Bubba's imagination. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 dr shoe recently had his arms and legs amputated for a multi billion dollar science project. Now he types telepatically via the software that was developed from the nerves in his donated limbs. life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 JohnCinheels eats cars. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Dr Shoe once broke into my house and robbed my entire patent heel collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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