PatentHeel Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 it is rumoured that euchrid has the largest collection of used postage stamps in the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 and thats only cos he likes licking them, well anything to put his tongue to good use... Patent tried wearing his heart on his sleeve, but now wears them on his legs too, owing to his time working in a casino where heart tights were the uniform, nothing else, just the tights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 The designer always wears men's business suits that he buys cheap from an elsderly Jewish tailor in Stamford Hill. He gets his bowler hats from a lady in Luton and his umbrellas from a wholesaler in Peckham. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Dr. Shoe likes to wear his pony boots in wild country roads so as to confuse others about a possible rival to BIGFOOT, showing that there just MIGHT be a rare upright walking HORSE out there in the deep forest, taking great care to leave NO other traces other than a bipedal horse with the FINEST horse shoes that money can buy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Demoniaplatforms is bigfoot, or at least has been mistaken for the mystery creature on several occasions. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 shyguy is the Chairman of the English Morris Dancing Association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 PatentHeel is selling his finest boots for L.1,000 (he wants to get another pair for L.3,000 next month!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Demoniaplatforms lives in a disused monastery. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 shyguy will go to the newest goth party I'm holding, with the condition that EVERYONE wear demonia platform boots (& dress all in black like I do when I'm wearing mine!!) he will then have a new theory of mens heels fashion to present to the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Demoniaplatform is actually the leader of junta ruling a small carribean island where wearing heeled boots is a requirement of all in the military. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Within the junta, Demoniaboots' deputy is called Jack* and all the military are armed with stilettos.... they are trying to get a foothold which will then give them a platform to step up their campaign. Their main demands are: to make heels compulsory for all social status to be indicated by the height of the heel peeptoes and skirts to be worn on all national days wedges to be worn on paydays mardi gras to be a dressing down day crocs to be worn by all those convicted of misdemeanours St Mildreds Home for the Incurable Heelwearers have kindly donated to this worthy cause. Their campaign, "If you can't Join them, Beat them" raised £1000 from having a whip round all the inmates (fifteen minutes each). There wasn't a dry eye in the sanitorium... *Jack Boots. ( his real name was Flats Domino but he aspired to higher things)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 thedesigner took over the DEMONIA shoe Co, & called it "OPERATION BOOTSTRAP" & then he hired fog & jimc to eliminate some bothersome BIG snails (the tropics have them you know) by STOMPING them flat wearing the infamous DEMONIA MONET platform boots of my avitar (or the black DEMONIA platform sandals, whose name eludes me just now- if its more conveniet, so long as its one or the other, then I'll have thighbootguy pour salt on the other ones that are smaller so as to keep this isle clean! after which jimc & thighbootguy shall polish each others boots (need to keep those thighboots like new) I will then wear skirts & pumps to the big dance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 demoniaplatforms is a figment of my overactive imagination, as is this whole board, and actually everything else. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 shyguy went out to the finest resturant in the twinn cities wearing long flare pants, NINE WEST knee high boots (like mine, but newer) lamb skin blazer (to match the boots ofcourse) then took the steam train pulled by MLW 261 (coal fired) on a long exursion trip doing in places 75-80 mph (oh yes it well has the power & driving wheels to do it in places back there) & was the envy of the whole train oh yes ,folks shyguy does things with CLASS!! hint on most steam pulled fan trips these days: the HEP (or head end power unit that is) diesel only was used for the lights power (& AC) THIS baby (like most all other steam locomotives being used in the USA nowadays) did ALL the pulling, with plenty of power to spare! needless to say, shyguy was thrilled to be part of this all In HEELED KNEE HIGH BOOTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 demoniaplatforms designed a new bottle shape for Pepsi, it was to be his last design for them as they had already told him no more high heel shaped drink containers. His follow up didn't even get a first chance as soon as they saw it was just one of his old demonia platform boots thinly disguised and held much more than 2 litres. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Meanwhile, Shyguy was performing to Queen Elizabeth II wearing a petticoat and curls singing "I'm a little teacup" while hopping up and down on a pogo stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 SNYer walked all over central park in a long black leather coat over his "I LOVE HEELS" shirt feeding all the birds and his long white leather skirt with over the knee black swede boots, needless to say he was a site to behold!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Demoniaplatforms left a pair of black patent knee high platforms in the oval office, Much to the first ladys displeasure, The Whitehouse is trying to keep this news item under wraps, but expect it to break very soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Trinity was the voice of the baby in the film look who's talking too. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Last week, using a ground-breaking new technique, British surgeons removed shyguys' third ear from his upper thigh. He wouldn't have bothered, but his taste for curry's were his undoing. Apparently, 'the morning after effect' had him jumping off his chair at work, once too often. [Loud noise close to ear? ] His boss wasn't happy to have her morning snack thrown across the room by his stray arm, having scared himself with an unplanned 'passing' of wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 fastfreddy 2 felt ill last week and went to the doctor to see what was wrong. The doctor looked him over and diagnosed his malady as "Optical, Rectalosis." Never having had heard of that condition before, FF2 asked the doctor what that illness was all about. The doctor replied that it wasn't as unusual as it name might lead one to believe. He said that the condition was caused when the optic nerve becoming entangled with the rectum muscles with the result that it gave the patient a "shitty" outlook on life. :-? Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Bubba136 was a stand-in for one of the principle actors in "Every which way but loose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 fastfreddy2 went to a male stag party in his knee high boots & tight capris & had to help jimc from falling all over himself after have one 2 many drinks of rum & coke (with 151, my FAVORITE- I might add!) makes a VERY hard way to walk in ballet boots when youve had THAT many drinks of THAT kind, let me tell you all!! PS: dont know, but I'd say that 5 with 151 & coke WILL do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Before going out on a saturday night, demoniaplatforms has 5 rum and cokes (with 151 of course) then puts on the highest pair of platforms in his collection, before going to the pole dancing club for an hour entertaining staff and clientelle with his pole antics. THAT is the saturday night warm up, before demoniaplatforms meets up with friends for more rum and cokes (151) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Trinity is the same "Trinity" on the Matrix series. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 Stilettoscot is actually a woman but poses as a man so that she can post in the guys' forum... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Dr. Shoe was refused entry to Mcdonalds for being overdressed. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Shyguy just won the silver medal for the 4" heel 100 yard dash at the Bejing Olympics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 SNYer has the same haircut as Carrie Fisher in Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Trinity is the voice of Several characters in the new Star Wars cartoon movie thing He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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