Dr. Shoe Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 Roniheels likes to dress up like a garibaldi biscuit and hand out literature on anorexia... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Dr. Shoe claims to be a doctor of "happiness feelings healing" proclaiming the sensation of wearing 5" and 6" stiletto high heels can send a natural healing agent throughout your body. Dr. Shoe travels the world lecturing on this subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Roniheels has kept a bit quiet about this one, but it deserves to be told. He was driving home one night, and he got pulled by the law cos his car was weaving. "good evening, sir", the law sez, "whereya goin?" "I'm going home", sez Roni. "Sir," the law sez, "you been weaving your car about, you taking the scenic route?" "no sir," sez Roni. "Sir," sez the law, "I believe you've been drinkin' ". Roni, always the polite guy, sez "Sir, i've only been drinking cola all night." Law, getting anxious, sez, "Sir, well someone must have spiked your drink. Would you mind steppin out the car?" Actually, Roni did mind, cos he was wearing 6" heels. "Get out the damn car," the law roared, "You gonna walk the strait line for me!" Roni gets out, and walks the perfect strait line. Law notices the heels. "Sir," the law says, "I owe you an apology. You're as sober as a judge, it's just ya damn heels that are spiked." Roni swallows hard. "Why don't ya just come on down the station, boy," the law sez, "we gotta lotta guys down there got no bollox an wanna be bigger than they are. A guy like you can show them the way to go." File under: I WISH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Thedesigner has a part in the new Star Trek movie wearing a mini skirt with 5" heel boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Thedesigner has a part in the new Star Trek movie wearing a mini skirt with 5" heel boots. ...while wearing a space suit to go outside and fix the clogged drain pipe. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Bubba is still the bossman in prison, even in his 6" heels. Unfortunately, he "goes through" cell mates like Roni goes through heel tips. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Stilettoscot breaks in every pair of Roniheels 6" stilettos before Roni wears them publicly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I had to change my heels to match the color of my mood indicator. Then my mood changed. What a vicious cycle. jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 Jen is in reality a famous Hip Hop artist and insists on wearing all his heels "box fresh". Once he's worn them they are either thrown away or given to his entourage. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Dr. Shoe is on a world wide quest to try to resurect air guitar concerts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I don't have an Entorage, I have Rottweiller. Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Jen's Rottweiller was disqualified from the West Minster kennel club as they didn't seem too keen on its pink tu-tu and ballette heels. "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Oh, was that the reason he was disqualified? I thought it was because he tried to make it with every female dog in the contest. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Bubba136 is a world famous pie-eating contest judge since he is in the pie-eating hall of fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 roniheels loves to stomp HIS pies a lot when he is wearing his black thighboots with tight jeans tucked in them, always being sure to clean & polish them for the NEXT round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Demoniaplatforms loves playing the game "Twister" while wearing his high heeled platform boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Tightsnheels once won at the Westminster Kennel Club while wearing my Pink tutu and ballet heels. I believe it was best in show or maybe it was when the judge said "heel boy". the response was "Why Yes!" - something along that line. This furthered a career in dishwasher sales. "I cleaned up at Westminster and so can you!" was the famous sales pitch. P.S. I want my tutu and heels back. jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 JEN J once spent a day climbing the steps of the pyramid of the moon (I think thats the big one) down in Mexico wearing his high heel knee high STEVE MADDEN boots. the fun part was when he had to get back them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 To get back down I slid down the bannister. Good thing there wasn't a newel post at the end, I was hauling a** by the time I got to the bottom. P.S. got the heels, where is my tutu? Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I Jen J found another person to share her Tu-Tu with, it would become a 3-tu Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Now that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Jen J wore 6" stiletto high heels while performing "Swan Lake" for the Joffrey Ballet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 roniheels bought a ticket to the show from a scalper and paid waaaayy too much. Turns out, there is no section H. I did mail out a signed program as a sympathy gift. Got my pink heels back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Jen J wore his pick high heels with his matching pink 3-piece suit to the opening of the James Bond movie "Quantum of Solace." Hardly anyone watched the movie as they were all watching Jen J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Roniheels should know about Jen's pink suit as he was there at the movie to return the tu-tu on his rounds as a fed-ups delivery driver. "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 tightsnheels had to take his car to the garage as the engine was pinking... the garage said the clutch was as good as new, though. Tightsnheels said, "Thanks, it should be, I always heel and toe...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 As tightsnheels was headed home from the auto mechanic he saw thedesigner hitch hiking. Never one to pass up a friend in need he stopped and picked him up. A mile or so down the road the car sputtered to a stop. After several attempts to get it started Tightsnheels asked "well should we start walking?" The designer replied, "I think we should call the toe truck." Tightsnheels says "Well there are two of us, we better call twenty. --------please direct all complaints to Roniheels. ---------- Thank you. jen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Rumour has it, Jen J had a similar experience. He waved his heels in the air and a passing motorist stopped, who soon diagnosed that the battery was flat. Jen J, bless, taking the diagnosis at face value, placed his heels under the battery, and "Miracolo!" the battery started the car straightaway. So, it's not only us who benefit from wearing high heels ! Moral of the story: always keep a spare pair of heels in the car, as well as a spare pair of tights..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Thedesigner loves to restore old, vintage automobiles while wearing a gray, silk jumpsuit and black patent leather pumps with six inch stiletto high heels. His business is booming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 roniheels loves to operate a replica of a torture/execution device known as the HEAD CRUSHER (very effective, with many different options avalible) wearing goth platform boots (all in black ofcourse) he has a FULLY eqipped torture chamber you know........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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