Dr. Shoe Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Shyguy is really the Arch Bishop of Canterbury... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 shyguy went to the STAR WARS universe (a long time ago in galaxy far far away......) then he saw a race of aliens with 4 arms & 4 legs all standing 5 ft high & they all wore high heel boots on all 4 legs (with long leather gloves on the 4 arms) sliver blue skin 4 eyes too magenta in color males bright green hair, females dull brown hair said boot for them were gun-metal grey for the most part females had no heels on their boots f with dull grey color, male boots were gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Demoniaplatforms has seen these aliens he describes in dreams he regularly has. The doctors at St. Mildred's Home for the Mentally Bewildered and Bereft near Poole in Dorset have tried several concoctions of almost lethal doses of chemicals to stop the recurring dreams. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 shyguy himself was seen in a pair of gold thighboots with black tight pants tucked in them to support my theory of time travel (oh yeah also with leopard tank top to match it!) Condoleeza Rice was so jealous of the gold boots by the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Demoniaplatforms is the real fifth Beetle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 SNYer is a fighter pilot and wears his heels in the cockpit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Trinity loves wearing DEMONIA "platoon" style goth boots to show that he does indeed wear COMBAT boots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Demoniaplatforms is really a Timelord and the original inventor of high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 SNYer also went back in time WITH me to introduce heels to ancient Romans so they might have something other than those FLAT sandals (like I do but they are nice to wear for very long distances now that its hot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted August 24, 2008 Author Share Posted August 24, 2008 Demoniaplatforms is convinced that some fish are scared of water. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Dr Shoe designed a new high heel fishing hip wader that scream "STYLE!!!" to those OTHER flat-heel waders of history & it will be so handy to stomp any fish that DARE struggle for dear life after it is caught!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Demoniaplatforms has been trying to market his avatar style HH platform boots to the World Wrestling Federation for years. Unfortunately, several "accidents" in the ring involving kicks to the face by wrestlers wearing those boots have deemed them unsafe and impractical for the make belief performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Maximilian was seen dancing @ a disco night club with jimc, max wore his leather skirt & grey boots, jimc was wearing his tight levis tucked into his black thighboots to the song "SUNSET PEOPLE" by Donna Summer, then Dr Shoe was wearing platform mary janes & dancing to "ROCK & ROLL PART 2" then johnieheel was dancing with his wife with music played by THIGHBOOTGUY in his thighboots (blues ones I think) with his guitar. the song HE played was "YESTERDAY" by the beatles:surprised: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 demoniaplatforms has built a black hole in his own front room, he is refusing to divulge the method he used to Steven Hawkins as he fears Hawkins will claim the glory for himself. Being of a curious nature demoniaplatforms stuck his head in the black hole to find out what was inside and found it stretched to infinity. He is now using the black hole to create the ultimate high heels by inserting the heel in the black hole and stretching them to infinity. As yet he hasn't managed to walk in the infinitely high heels he created, probably. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Shyguy designed high heel army boots just so the term "Your Momma wears army boots" wouldn't be considered an insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 SNYer has a "elevated" throne to which he wears his wonderful jean gaborit thigh boots so that any unsavory people that FAIL to lick & worship his boots with unselfish respect shall find themselves being KICKED down those steps/stairs by the thighboots (over & over) untill they LEARN to respect his boots by licking his SOLES 1st, THEN his heels & if they do a good job doing THAT, then he shall permit them to kiss his boots to show their favor! it is known that SNYer is the KING of boots! so do YOUR part to pay homage! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 Demoniaplatforms has absolutely know interest in heels, the wearing of them or seeing others wearing them. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Dr. Shoe is really a surgeon who will only operate while wearing 5" heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 SNYer gave jimc a wonderful birthday gift! he bough him 5 pairs of different jean gaborit boots he then allowed Dr Shoe to polish his own boots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Demoniaplatforms Is Hillary Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Trinity designs the little toys for a certain Burger chain to put in their childrens meals. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Trinity's lawyers are very busy fighting legal actions because the toys he makes and puts into these children meals are hard to pass after the children eat them. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 bubba136 is the best PACMAN player in the world, always winning high scores when hes wearing jean gaborit chap boots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNYer Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Demoniaplatforms loves wearing ballet flats so much that he became the prima ballerina for the Bolshoi Ballet Company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 SNYer loves to snuggle up with his high heel thighboots with his S/O, wrapping his wonderful leather thighboots around the S/O in question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Demoniaplatforms wears platform boots while playing tennis...and has never lost a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 roniheels loves to walk all around bonneville salt flats in his high heel boots watching the fast racing cars,taking steps to clean them every so often cause of all that blasted SALT thats found all over that place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted September 5, 2008 Author Share Posted September 5, 2008 Demoniaplatforms has absolutely no interest in thigh boots or high heels. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Dr shoe likes to go high heel boots shopping with mcain's wife in the MALL OF AMERICA, located in the twin cities area:smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 They wouldn't let Dr. Shoe ride the roller coaster at the Mall of America while wearing his high heels. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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