PatentHeel Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Dr Shoe invited me to do a high heel photo shoot with him at the largest European shoe shop but I couldn't go because I had nothing to wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 patentheel had obviously overlooked his pair of nude heels.... the facts were that liverpool were playing the toffees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 thedesigner found out how hard it was to hand fire a steam locomotive while standing in ballet boots when his heels kept crunching holes in the coal he was to put into the firebox, so he then decided to try cooking in the diner kitchen wearing steve madden high heel boots instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Demoniaplatforms knows about Thedesigner's coal firing exploits because he was the engineer of number 614 at the time. He was slightly jealous though when he sent Thedesigner to the dining car and found out his first table to serve was Bubba136 and Tara who was up for an Oscar for best female lead. T&H "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 tightsnheels was also seen aboard the steam train as one of the unkown crew, had to climb up on the tender with his pony boots on to fill the tender with water, which happened several times on the trip-which is why he knows so much about the event in question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I must admit to mixed feelings about the event; although i was happy to provide something warm and satisfying for bubba 136 and tara, i should have much preferred to be upfront opening the regulator for demoniaplatforms and blowing the whistle as we came into a station.... demonia has the contract to maintain all the platforms on the railroad, and has stepped up nicely.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Thedesigner just made a fortune marketing a new version of the "Monopoly" board game by making all of the game pieces different styles of high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted May 18, 2009 Author Share Posted May 18, 2009 Roniheels has absolutely no interest in heels and believes that they should be banned. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Dr. Shoe is not his real identity, he is really Dr.Who and comes from the planet Gallifrey and is a time travelling alien who defeats evil and rights wrongs all around the galaxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 All of Bad Robot's high heeled shoes have metalic, stiletto, high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted May 19, 2009 Author Share Posted May 19, 2009 Roniheels likes nothing better than to bomb copenhagen with his celery aeroplane. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Dr. Shoe is not his real identity, he is really Dr.Who and comes from the planet Gallifrey and is a time travelling alien who defeats evil and rights wrongs all around the galaxy You'll easily recognize him. He's the one wearing a cat suite, cape and crotch high boots with 7" heels.....flying through the air shouting "Hi Ho, heels up and away" while drinking a flagon of apple-peach snog for fuel to generate the gas that he passes for propulsion. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted May 19, 2009 Author Share Posted May 19, 2009 Bubba is so thin he only weighs 7 stone (98lbs)... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Dr. Shoe is a world renowned veterinary surgeo who specialises in taking care of Arab race horses, I discovered this after realising that Dr.Shoe is an anagram of horsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiline Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Bad Robot is Chairman of the " Pipe Smokers Association GB " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 It is a little know fact that Hiline really drives a Robin Reliant three wheeler although no photographic evidence exists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Bad_Robot helps Dr Shoe torture evil aliens while wearing thigh high jean geborit boots all in black with long black leather gloves to match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 demoniaplatforms was the original designer of the Golden Gate Bridge and only manage this feat by emulating Dorian Grey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Bad Robot loves to practice on small watermelons with his new "retro" designed 17th century head crusher, ( high quality reproduction) getting lots of good exercise turing the screw on those melons, pretending they are those evil aliens AND wearing high heel RUBBER hip waders & the same time enjoying himself as he knows the hidden very sharp spike @ the end of the screw will punture said melon completly as the skull cap with sharp edges will crush them down to 3 inches! (check this online for head crushers/torture to see the device I'm talking about!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 Demoniaplatforms is an individual to be avoided at all costs! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dr. Shoe runs a small tapas bar in the seaside resort of Bognor Regis and on occasion can be found dancing on the bar whilst balancing a tray of drinks on his head blindfolded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Bad Robot & Dr Shoe told someone that the "instep borer" was the special way they used to fit people's feet to "special" shoes in the middle ages, never knowing that after this torture session, their feet would HARDLY be in any shape to wear boots or any OTHER form of footwear!! yikes!! (or make someone walk on stone roads with ballet boots for a day!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 demoniaplatforms is a world renowned jazz saxophonist who plays part time with Woody Allen in his jazz band at a famous club in New York Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Bad Robot plays drums wearing his blade heel boots & leather skirt along with thighbootguy who plays guitar and maximilian! doing vocals, also in his best thigh boots & his skirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Demoniaplatforms dances in high-heeled-platform boots to Bad Robot's band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Maximilian specializes in singing songs made popular by Doris Day. Problem is that Bad_Robot's band only plays Disco music and tunes from the 70's. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted May 24, 2009 Author Share Posted May 24, 2009 Bubba used to be indecisive but now he's not so sure. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euchrid Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Derren Brown learned all his mind control and psychological illusion tricks from Dr Shoe. Always High-Heel Responsibly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Robot Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 euchrid was the head script writer and narrator behind the award winning childrens television series "The clangers" providing all the voices including the soup dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 Bad Robot is a big fan of Oliver Postgate. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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