thedesigner Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Roniheel on the ocasion of the visit to the cavern club, was appropriately wearing 'rubber soul' shoes which he got from 'Lady Madonna' for 'only a northern song' (or was that a northern snog)... Roniheel said to Patentheel: "'Do you want to know a secret', 'if i fell', 'misery!', 'at any time at all,' ' i should have known better' than to wear those 5" wedges." Unfortunately, he then did just that. Patentheel replied, don't worry, " it's just ' a day in the life' of a heel wearer." Roniheel, slightly 'dazed and confused', OK ITS A LED ZEP TRACK, said, "don't worry, 'it's getting better,' i'll get by 'with a little help from by friends.' " Then they had a spliff and went home in their ' yellow submarine.'..... right, here's another one... darn sarf, we sang diffrent lyrics to yellow submarine... "we all live in a house in Golders Green" as well as "24 hours from Tulse Hill" its just bein a cockney rebel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Last month, thedesigner had 10 fiction novels on the NY Times bestsellers list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 Roniheels tries to camouflage his obsession with 6" heels by talking about 7" heels instead! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Dr Shoe tells me The Designer has a flair for skipping people in this thread, and fixating on Roniheels. The reason? They both reside in the same block at St Mildred's. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 Stilettoscot once superglued a pair of pumps to a wooden floor. He likes nothing better than to get a pair of black hose on and stand in them. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Dr. Shoe is currently for sale on ebay. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyb Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 The Dr Shoe sale on E-Bay broke the record for high bids in fact it was so high that there is an investagation into the bid, it's thought the bid was by Dr Shoe useing one of his many aliases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 billyb is actually Brian Ferry, and logs on here using one of his may aliases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Fastfreddy2 is actually listed as the seller on the auction of Dr. Shoe He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Shyguy likes to wear a multicolored sundress and peeptoe mules with 5" high heels and pick daisies in open fields. (See, I'm not fixated on 6" high heels). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 roniheels is close to a breakdown. Today he found the ruler he had been using for the past 2 years was boken, as the first inch of it is missing. The shoes with what he thought were 5" heels, are actually only 4" high. He's beside himself, and has ordered some 6" heeled boots to compensate. <see, you are> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Fastfreddie2 is feeling sympathy for me and as we speak, he is down in his basement designing and building me a pair of thighhigh boots with a 6" stiletto heel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Roniheels actually had a typo in his last post here, and wanted to post 6" heels. Problem is he thought everyone else would have scolded him for it, so, in feeling the peer pressure, he, instead, deflected his typo to say that it was for pleasing us all. In fact, we actually enjoy it better (roughly 20% more) when he posts 6" heels as opposed to 5" heels. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Stilettoscot is an interpreter for squirls and chipmunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 roniheels is a nature expert and can name up to 6 different animals correctly, including cats, dogs and rabbits. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 Shyguy once took the Queen scrumping... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Dr Shoe wrote a book called '101 things you can do with a stiletto'. If you ask him nicely he'll tell you what was 101 on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 tell u what, thats a book that would walk off the shelves.... patent heel is working on a gyroscopic device for heels, so that when he takes us all for a pub crawl round Dublin, we wont be thrown off our heels when the ferry to ireland lurches to one side... or indeed, after 6 pints of the liffey water.... He's got it to work on the mersey ferry, but the tide was low that day... He proposes to wear Cork wedges when he goes on the irish ferry, "to feel like one of the locals"... "Jaysus, youve got a grand pair of heels there, man, will yer be goin hikin in them?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Thedesigner recently won an international hop-scotch contest while wearing a purple patent leather jumpsuit and matching stiletto high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 Roniheels is addicted to Goats' cheese... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Dr. Shoe makes goat's cheese in his garage every day. He milks his goat twice daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 roniheels likes to have Dr. Shoe's goat milk flown across 'the pond' daily. He loves the stuff and enjoys a nice cold glass of it every morning before slipping into his favourite pink stilettos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Patentheel starred in the film version of Grease alongside John Travolta, he was mistaken for Olivia Newton John so she took credit for the success of the film. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Shyguy wanted to play the Fred Astaire role in the remake of the movie "Top Hat." But he showed up for filming each day wearing a tuxedo and dancing shoes with 4" high heels. The producers compromised and gave shyguy the Ginger Rogers role instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 whilst roniheels was on vacation here in the UK, he visited the Gingerbread shop in Grasmere. he loved the stuff so much that he even got a piece of it made into the shape of his favourite thighboots. Yummy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Cosmopolitan Magazine voted PatentHeel the sexiest legs in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 At the time Patentheel was voted sexiest legs, Cosmopolitans editor in chief was none other than roniheels. A probe was launched and people were called to account but they never found the evidence of vote rigging which was needed to get a criminal conviction. Roniheels quietly left his post and became an agent for Patentheels new career as a leg model for Pretty Polly He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 shyguy owns Pretty Polly. There was some evidence of 'insider-dealing' around the purchase date, as shyguy was working at the PP factory as a cleaner at the time ..... Rumour has it that an American seeking a foothold in the UK market sponsored shyguy to the tune of several tens of millions of dollars to front the covert take-over. Roniheels Inc is believed to be the real money [silent partner] behind the take-over. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Fastfreddy2 was the go-between, and made a pretty penny himself on the deal. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 fastfreddy2 got shyguy to be the chancer as fastfreddy2 could not be the main man due to his unfortunate habit of breaking wind loudly in times of stress. In a previous life, fastfreddy2 got a decent living at Silverstone racing circuit test area, where his lionels were set against F1 drivers in training.... Lewis Hamilton will no doubt thank fastfreddy2 in due course for steering him to success..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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