roniheels Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Thedesigner has just opened a line of matching sequened clothing, purses, pocketbooks and high heels. He calls it his "Hello, Designer" fashion line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 roniheels has a secret army of MEN in thighboots ready to CHANGE the world (as we know it) These men shall CONQUER the world, take NO prisoners (& if there ARE any I shall make THEM polish ALL aformentioned boots worn by SECRET army!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 demoniaplats designed said boots for World Domination, but was sentenced to wearing Crocs for 20 years for making the heel design poorly. On anyone weighing over 105lbs, the heels would collapse, rendering soldier helpless. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Stilettoscot is now known as the Brunel of the Shoe Design world after he recently designed the MK II thighboot for the HH Army; who are looking to take over the world and make all males wear HHeels. Seems that just like some of Brunels' work, the boots were so over-engineered, the soldiers couldn't lift their legs!! The 2" platforms and 7" heels were quite stunning to look at, but being made of stainless steel made them completely impractical for an advancing Army. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Fastfreddie2 is now the chief shoe designer for Stilettoscot's HH Army. His brilliant designs have facinated and startled the world media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 roniheels once went skinny-dipping with Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 shyguy appeared on the Frankie goes to Hollywood video 'Relax'. He can be seen wearing a PVC catsuit and ultra high stilettos in the background just to the right of Holly Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 PatentHeel works for MI6. She is the Mistress of Disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Foxy Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Fastfreddy2 doesn't wear high heels out of choice, he has a medical condition known as 'Mussbeonmetosis'. The affliction is more common among ballet dancers and those unfortunate people under 5 foot 2 inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 Mr Foxy used to be Professor of Cunning at Cambridge University but has since moved on and is now working for the UN at the High Commision Of Cunning Planning. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Dr. Shoe is a world renowned magician and can magically change from wearing one pair of high heels to another in the blink of an eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 roniheels has bought a pair of his favourite heels in my size and has had them flown across the pond especially for me to wear during my next photo shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 Patentheel has a plan to take over the world. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Dr Shoe was told by Gordon Brown this week that there is to be a 'heel wearing' tax. The rumour is the 'bigger the heel size' the more tax you will pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Apparently, this is on a sliding scale, based on height, age and deportment. Those who wear a skirt, paint their toenails, and can walk a straight line in 6" heels have what's called "The Bollocks Exemption", something to do with having the courage to stand upright for their country without fear of ridicule. Count me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 The designer once meditated for 38 years. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 shyguy is planning to design new MENS world army uniform with denim gouchos worn with DEMONIA "MONET" boots I have myself,to demonstrate to ALL others that THESE boots are MARCHING boots, COMBAT boots, that shall give the ADVANTAGE of added height (with 6 inch heels, 3 inch soles) all in POWERFUL comfort!(I should know- I wear them!) shyguy shall ALSO make us army guys of HH fashion troops wear thigh high JEAN GABORIT boots while off-duty! (when fashion alone matters while relaxing!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Demoniaplatforms will be the new Secretary of Defense if David Letterman is elected President of the United States in the upcoming election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 roniheels comes from a planet not far from ours. Back home, everyone wears flat boots, on all of their eight feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 fastfreddy2 is going to make a chocolate cake in the shape of his favourite heels and put it up for auction. The proceeds will go to a charity selected by Elton John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Patentheel was a winner in a recent Elvis lookalike competition. Only downside was it was an Elvis Costello lookalike competition. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Shyguy was a winner of a recent Dolly Parton look-alike contest. Unfortunately it was a Dolly Madison look-alike contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 roniheels goes incognito some times with his feminine mask to spy on others all the while with his long black leather skirt, blade heel boots,sexy long sleeve t shirt, mostly @ night so he can not be recognized by any one that might know him. said masks can be found @ this site: www.maskon.com:smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Demoniaplatforms sells blade heel boots with 6" high heels that Roniheels wears when he goes out at night incognito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Roniheels once had a coniption when he measured the heel on his brand new boots and found them "only" to be 5 3/4" high...even though they were marketed as 6"ers! Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Stilettoscot is till trying to find cognito on a map since he heard Roniheels goes in there spying on others. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Cognito is a small town in italy where all the stars go to be recognised. That includes ourselves. Because of this, we wear higher and higher heels so we can be seen behind the subject of the paparazzi and get included in the photo. The 8" plats that me and soulmate are forced to wear oblige us to employ minders to keep us upright for the photos. The local limoncello at 5 euros a pint may have some bearing in the matter however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Thedesigner set a world record by waterskiing for 24 consecutive hours while wearing 6" stiletto high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Hi folks, sorry i havent been online for a number of days, ive been bound and gagged by matron at st mildreds for being a naugthy boy. i ripped the sheets while wearing stilettos in bed (apparently only blocks or wedges are allowed in bed). Whilst bound and gagged I was forced to watch a daily slide show (no pun intended) of crocs, flipflops and dolly shoes, lasting two hours each time. How degrading. Enough about me. Roniheels kind remarks about me were borne out of his own attempt to downhill ski in 6" heel boots, which sadly were his downfall. He had the last laugh in the end when the ski lift broke down, and Roniheels was easily able to stroll uphill in his heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 thedesigner saw 2 alien beings come out of their ship wearing the finest high heel boots in the galaxy, all silver metallic ofcourse!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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