thedesigner Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 JohnCinheels has two extra prosthetic legs so he can wear two pairs of heels at the same time. It makes the daily dilemma of 'what heels should wear today?' a lot easier, as the choice is reduced by 50%. He's still at an early stage however, and hasnt fully grasped the idea that a pair of 4" heels and a pair of 6" heels worn at the same time can cause stability problems akin to being at sea in a howling gail (i used to know a howling gail once, nice she was too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 the designer has a thing about extra pair of boots himself in that he wears them like gloves too so he can kick-punch empty cardboard boxes with, easy I hear when you have 4 pairs of the same style of thighboots, different colors to give lively appearance his workouts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 When demoniaplatforms wears his highest platforms, he is required by the FAA (Federal Aviation Authority) to wear a flashing beacon on the top of his head to warn low flying aircraft. click .... click .... click .... The sensual sound of stiletto heels on a hard surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 PJ wears boots that leave elephant prints life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 JohnCinheels sold thighbootguy a pair of custom made thighboots with scotchlite reflectors on the side (not a bad idea if you ask me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 demoniaplatforms has a pair of thigh high boots that reflect light like a disco ball. life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 JohnCinheels took myself & thighbootguy out to a disco, everyone was amazed & how cool we all all looked in our thighboots with 70s glitter in them to sparkle while dancing to "SUNSET PEOPLE" "HOT STUFF" & others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 demoniaplatforms left his beehive wig and his wallet in the bed of my pickup life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-a Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 JohnCinheels pickup is not just your ordinary pickup truck. It's shaped like a giant boot and this bed he's talking about is actually inside the bootleg. “Sometimes you have to sacrifice your performance for high heels” www.heelsoholic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 M-a drives a black '37 caddilac with leather seats to match her leather catsuit with stiletto boots & loves to pick up any other gender so long as they are wearing thighboots & take them free of charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 demoniaplatforms was seen in downtown L.A. wearing pink crocs and a hunter orange zentai suit earlier today. Ive got the photos to prove it! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 It wasn't me!!!! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 JohnCinheels was seen wearing a very sexy tight black rubber cat suit with spike boots stomping on plastic bottles while being watched by aliens in a ufo, thinking that he was from alpha centuri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 demoniaplatforms is and alien from a small unnamed planet that circles alpha centuri life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 JohnCinheels had 5.000 pairs of custom made boots for the romulan star empire all thigh high black with 5 inch heels then he was arrested by the intergalactic police force for illegal use of rare skins of the endangered six legged Maelat of delta vega (very smooth for nice thigh boots I hear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Demoniaplatforms sold me out to keep himself from going to the prison colony on crematoria life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 JohnCinheels got special bonus for helping thighbootguy capture a couple of "greys" (from Zeta Reticulae) that were raising maelats to be sold on the galactic black market to Tau Ceti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 demoniaplatforms is in trouble with the klingon empire for mooning people while wearing thigh high grav-lock boots hanging from the bottom of the hull of a bird of prey. life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 JohnCinheels was forced to polish 1,000 pairs of high heel thigh boots from epsilon bootes, on the high Imperial stomping grounds of the epsilonian heel marchers corps, where the shock-troup boot stompers perform their precision drill in the fine art of thigh boot stomping & grinding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-a Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Demoniaplatforms actually have a bed shaped like a big platform shoe. Of course the heel and the platform had to be superhigh to match with the lenght. As a result of this Demoniaplatforms had to remove the roof of his bedroom and is now sleeping in his giant shoe under the stars. “Sometimes you have to sacrifice your performance for high heels” www.heelsoholic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 M-a is actually the #1 country western singer in Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 roniheels is a teacher of professional boot licking @ MIT, requiring all his students to wear platform boots in order to allow his students to practice in class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Demoniaplatforms is having some platform boots made with a working slotcar race track built in the clear plastic heels. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-a Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Shyguy isn't really shy at all. In fact he's so social and outgoing that people around him often get tender ears after listening to him for an hour or so. “Sometimes you have to sacrifice your performance for high heels” www.heelsoholic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 M-a is a professional shoe shiner, specializing in platform shoes with extreme high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 roniheels has found a way to get paid to enjoy his favorite hobby. He wears his stiletto heels when he's on the golf course so that he can charge the owners for the aerating service he provides as he progresses through all 18 holes. roniheels only plays golf on sundays. When he is finished, the entire golf course becomes holy! And that's a fact! click .... click .... click .... The sensual sound of stiletto heels on a hard surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 PJ loves to collect plastic bottles to stomp on in his very own demonia "MONET" platform boots (like mine) & he loves to do this for a fee (for extra money, since times are tough all over) you can get a lot more flattened bottles in a box than otherwise, trust me on this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Demoniaplatforms is a radio disc jockey who only plays songs that feature shoes, boots, or high heels in the titles or lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 roniheels wears thigh high western cowboy boots & owns a horse named tallboots, & he owns a 5,000 acre ranch in CO, & he is teaching bootedup how to drive a custom 2-seater buggy wearing only jean gaborit chap boots & long black lamb skin gloves, both in western tan color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 roniheels wears thigh high western cowboy boots & owns a horse named tallboots, & he owns a 5,000 acre ranch in CO, & he is teaching bootedup how to drive a custom 2-seater buggy wearing only jean gaborit chap boots & long black lamb skin gloves, both in western tan color. You forgot to mention that Miss Kitty was riding beside him in the buggy and Chester was riding solo bringing up the rear. (But no one knew the where Marshal Dillion was. ) Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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