roniheels Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Bubba136 loves to watch westerns on T.V. while wearing a ten gallon cowboy hat and special made cowboy boots with 6" heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dww Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Why is it called a ten gallon hat ? Does it hold ten gallons, english or american gallons ?. life is not a rehearsal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 dww has published a dictionary of American slangs. It is now in its third printing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-a Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Not many people know this but roniheels loves to tango with the vacuum cleaner while cleaning his house. This is the reason why you literally can eat from the floors when visiting him. “Sometimes you have to sacrifice your performance for high heels” www.heelsoholic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Bubba136 loves to watch westerns on T.V. while wearing a ten gallon cowboy hat and special made cowboy boots with 6" heels. roniheels, you forgot to mention that my cowboy boots with 6" heels were custom made especially for me by Sam's Boot Hill Boot Makers in a black and white saddle shoe pattern. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Bubba136 has started a mens thighboots club with thighbootguy as vice chairman & maximilian! as treasury secretary & Iloveboots (cathy & david) as 1st. members (oh yeah, jimc as well) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 roniheels, you forgot to mention that my cowboy boots with 6" heels were custom made especially for me by Sam's Boot Hill Boot Makers in a black and white saddle shoe pattern. You are right, I did forget to mention that. And please, do give my regards to Sam! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 roniheels is designing silver high heel thigh boots that have scotch lite reflectors imbedded in the leather for maximum visibility while @ night (4 inch heels ofcourse for them!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Demoniaplatforms knits sweaters for squirrels and chipmunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 roniheels is planning to sell thigh boots for flamingos & special platform boots for geese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Demoniaplatforms breeds flamingos and geese to be able to wear high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Demoniaplatforms breeds flamingos and geese to be able to wear high heels. Now, that is something I would like to see! Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Demoniaplatforms was never comfortable in his own mind due to the fact he was born without one, instead he steal the minds of people that later become he politicians and lawyers of the world. life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 JohnCinheels designs evening wear and matching high heels specifially for cross dressers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Roniheels has been known to knit stiletto boot cozies during the winter months. Keeping them warm and safe when they are not being worn. Upon further investigation it turns out that Roniheels has forced Demoniaplatforms into sweatshop labor to knit them for him, this was funded by Cathy Gifford and some other private investors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Roniheels has been known to knit stiletto boot cozies during the winter months. Keeping them warm and safe when they are not being worn. Upon further investigation it turns out that Roniheels has forced Demoniaplatforms into sweatshop labor to knit them for him, this was funded by Cathy Gifford and some other private investors. Jen J is one of those private investors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Shhhhhh, that was our secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 To raise money for private investments, Jen J sells stiletto high heels to Stacy London impersonators. Shut up!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 And I scalp box seat tickets for the shows to Roniheels. Hence all the money comes full circle thus creating a zero profit corporation which then is written off by the accountants to offset the high heel shoe and boot purchases made by Roniheel's other corporation, Roni-Co. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Jen J stole (so it is said) the sacred solid gold thighboot that was on the altar of the temple of the boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Jen J stole (so it is said) the sacred solid gold thighboot that was on the altar of the temple of the boot. How do we know this to be true? The local police discovered him sitting at the foot of the alter, leaning against the pedestal drinking single malt scotch from the boot, drunk on his ass and singing "Rye whiskey, rye whiskey,--------- It's in the newspaper....... Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 It was really too bad that Bubba got lost while driving the getaway car. He was supposed to go around the block during the boot heist. Last I heard he was in Pittsburg trying to find a map. "Your honor, I plead not guilty, it must have been the shoes." Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Jen J secretly loves to dress up like Indiana Jones which includes wearing high-heeled safari boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Although true, I have quite a crack to my whip. Roniheels attempted to steal the icon using a bag full of heel tips to match the weight and trick the trap. He also found it is very difficult to run froma rolling boulder wearing a hobble skirt and 6" jack boots. Poor dear, squished flatter than a pair of flip flops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Jen J loves to crack his custom whip while wearing his black JEAN GABORIT chap boots, I hear that he does it to relax on the weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Demoniaplatforms is the world frisbee champion. He makes amazing throws and catches while wearing his platform boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 !!!!! CRACK !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Jen J dreams of being a super hero. He yearns to be a super hero known as the Pink Phantom and dresses in a skin-tight pink leather outfit with pink high-heeled boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Demoniaplatforms is the world frisbee champion. He makes amazing throws and catches while wearing his platform boots. so does his dog "Plats" Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Bubba136 loves to walk on freshly hardened lava on the big island of HI (namely Kilehuea) with his silver goth boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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