Tell Me Lies

[Bubba136]

JohnCinheels went under cover wearing a rubber female mask, long black wig & a tight silver rubber catsuit wearing rubber bronze neehigh boots with 5 inch heels & took over the clean-up of the gulf oil spill & wore special opera length rubber gloves to match the boots. oh yeah, almost forgot, he also had a gold rubber cape to match as well-I hear he goes by the title "super silver vixen"

(Boy, this is hard to envision -- really difficult to imagine what he would look like dressed in this git-up:silly:)

[JohnCinheels]

Bubba136 makes high heels out of bacon and cheese

[Bubba136]

And has to run like hell being chased by JohnCinHeels trying to take them away from me.

[roniheels]

Bubba has a successful lawn care service. He aireates all of the yards he works on while wearing his 6" stiletto high heels. He had to patenet this procedure because other services were copying him.

[Guest]

Roniheels has his OWN service where he has an identical style of demonia platform boots as I do & uses them to stomp (& therefore flatten) plastic bootles for a fee, thus making a little extra $ on the side.

[JohnCinheels]

demoniaplatforms runs a clowns for hire busines and part of the uniform includes 24inch platform ballet heeled boots for those rare few that can actually stand and walk in them

[Bubba136]

Bubba has a successful lawn care service. He aireates all of the yards he works on while wearing his 6" stiletto high heels. He had to patenet this procedure because other services were copying him.

That's an old one. That lawn is now a parking lot.

[roniheels]

That's an old one. That lawn is now a parking lot.

And Bubba is the parking lot attendant. He wears a tuxedo and black patent leather pumps with 6" stiletto high heels.

[JohnCinheels]

roniheels is undergoing surgery to have the heels in his avatar pic grafted to his feet

[Guest]

JohnCinHeels is secretly selling jean gaborit thighboots to aliens over @ area 51, its an above top-secret project to introduce the little guys to the best in earth footwear! (custom "smaller" sizes will be ordered ofcourse)

[roniheels]

Demoniaplatforms will appear in Lady Gaga's next video, dancing with her in his platform boots.

[Bubba136]

Demoniaplatforms will appear in Lady Gaga's next video, dancing with her in his platform boots.

Oh, the way I heard it it was Lady Gaga that will be dancing in his platform boots.....

[JohnCinheels]

bubba136 is a detroit lions fan!

[Guest]

JohnCinheels wears red thighboots with 4 inch heels as part of his Detroit RED WINGS outfit.

[roniheels]

Demoniaplatforms has a pair of silver and black platform boots that he wears to all of the Oakland Raiders football games. He blends right in with Raider Nation.

[Bubba136]

bubba136 is a detroit lions fan!

And, what's wrong with that?

[JohnCinheels]

bubba136 wears flip flops more often than heels

[Guest]

JohnCinheels only wears long black leather skirts with his black leather chap boots @ night when he's in bigfoot country cause I hear it gets cold even in summer in the moutains of montana, & people sometimes think that they hear bigfoot when its really only JohnCinheels trying to stay hidden!

[roniheels]

Demoniaplatforms sells high heeled boots to pro athletes who like to wear them in private.

[Bubba136]

bubba136 wears flip flops more often than heels

Now! that is a lie.

[Guest]

Bubba136 is going up to the BURNING MAN FESTIVAL @ the Black Rock desert area dressed sliver matallic chap boots & matching trench coat to (1) reflect the heat during the day time (2) then @ night to reflect the many smaller fires leading to the big one (burning man itself) I hear that he is seen from a far distance in this outfit, too!

[roniheels]

Demoniaplatforms is a lighthouse keeper in Cape Cod. He gets his exercise by running up and down the lighthouse stairs in his high heel platform boots.

[JohnCinheels]

roniheels is developing a yoga routine to be done in 5 inch stiletto heels

[roniheels]

roniheels is developing a yoga routine to be done in 5 inch stiletto heels

JohnCinheels is the first one to sign up for my yoga class.

[Bubba136]

Bubba136 is going up to the BURNING MAN FESTIVAL @ the Black Rock desert area dressed sliver matallic chap boots & matching trench coat to (1) reflect the heat during the day time (2) then @ night to reflect the many smaller fires leading to the big one (burning man itself) I hear that he is seen from a far distance in this outfit, too!

Demoniaplatforms will also be there and if you think that's something, wait until you see demoniaplatforms light off his Rocketman back pack and sore into outer space wearing nothing but his thigh high boots

[roniheels]

Bubba136 loves the 4th of July so much, he dresses up like Uncle Sam in white patent leather stiletto heeled boots while he dances with two sparklers in his hands singing Yankee Doodle Dandy.

[Guest]

roniheels loves to put on memorial day barb-q's wearing his tight black spandex knickers with his high heel cavalier thigh boots (& black tight tank top)

[Bubba136]

Bubba136 loves the 4th of July so much, he dresses up like Uncle Sam in white patent leather stiletto heeled boots while he dances with two sparklers in his hands singing Yankee Doodle Dandy.

And after I finish, ya gotta stick around to watch roniheels being shot from a cannon while dressed as wonder woman, wearing red, white and blue leather kneehigh boots with 5" heels.

[JohnCinheels]

sadly i can no longer loan you guys the cannon, ive got it pointed at the corporate office of bethesda softworks as motivation for them to hurry up with development of the 5th elder scrolls rpg and to release the elder scroll mmorpg.

[Bubba136]

sadly i can no longer loan you guys the cannon, ive got it pointed at the corporate office of bethesda softworks as motivation for them to hurry up with development of the 5th elder scrolls rpg and to release the elder scroll mmorpg.

Whadd'did he say???