benno Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Submit your entries. Here's 5 to start you off. The winner receives the worst pair of shoes known to mankind, a box of matches and some petrol. Good luck, Ben
Stilettoscot Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 What's scary, Benno, is that I could actually talk myself into wearing the poker chip ones you posted to the casino and tell people they're my lucky shoes.... Here's 4 reasons why you should never smoke crack and design shoes at the same time. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!
roz Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Well, thank god I don't have any of those shoes. Despite me liking my Louboutins and stripper shoes, it's good to see I haven't got any of those I saw the mohair Loubies on a site recently, they looked nice from the thumbnail but that was before I could tell they were covered in carpet!
Stilettoscot Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 One of the very few blunders from Christian were the Mohairs. It would take feet and legs like yours, Roz, to even come close to making them look good. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!
benno Posted July 10, 2008 Author Posted July 10, 2008 Sod the nice legs... It would take a V8 Epilady and some nice drugs to make them work.
Stilettoscot Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Sod the nice legs... It would take a V8 Epilady and some nice drugs to make them work. Damned. The fact you think there's a remote possibilty they "could" work means that entry won't win... Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!
MrFoot123 Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 I think they all look lovely, but then I banged my head hard this morning. Ok, recovered now. In all honesty, I think they look dreadful. Sorry, but I am more traditional in outlook. Non-platform open toe high heels on a lady do it for me every time. Some of these shoes appear to be 'test pieces' by designers who are trying to show originality, perhaps to be noted by top end shoe companies, which is fair enough I guess. I pity the poor model that has to parade up and down in them though.
Histiletto Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 Horrible shoes like these may have a use somewhere. Most obvious is the use for feeding a fire in the fireplace. Of course the melting plastics would probably gag you for a time, so make sure the flue is open. They can also be used for a garbage container weight. That's so the garbage won't rise up and hit some one upon the face. Then again the pets need something to gnaw on, if you think they are safe and won't injure them - O.K., the pets are the ones not to be harmed or injured, of course. They can be dropped from an airplane into an area of aboriginal understanding and be considered something the gods really messed up when creating and gave to them to be buried or used in games like stick ball or kick the can. How about target practice?
vector Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 What's scary, Benno, is that I could actually talk myself into wearing the poker chip ones you posted to the casino and tell people they're my lucky shoes.... Here's 4 reasons why you should never smoke crack and design shoes at the same time. Benno, Why are you insulting my whole shoe collection (ha ha ha). Just kidding!!! Seriously, while not necessarily high on the scale of visual appeal, they aren't real bad (IMHO) as I (and a number on this board) have seen much worse!! StilettoScott, in the words of Borat, "...I love the Wookie boots......NOT!!!!..."
benno Posted July 11, 2008 Author Posted July 11, 2008 Hi Vector, If you have seen worse then please post them in this thread. Regards, Ben
Stilettoscot Posted July 11, 2008 Posted July 11, 2008 So...did I win? Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!
Bubba136 Posted July 12, 2008 Posted July 12, 2008 There are worst. Just check out the ugly shoe thread. It's around here some where. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
jmc Posted July 12, 2008 Posted July 12, 2008 . . .I saw the mohair Loubies on a site recently, they looked nice from the thumbnail but that was before I could tell they were covered in carpet! They look like they're shedding. . . . . .badly! There are more dreadful mistakes here. Have a happy time!
Stilettoscot Posted July 12, 2008 Posted July 12, 2008 Wolf, You probably would have taken the lead, except you posted a pic of those "things" being modelled by a pair of gorgeous feet and legs. Sorry.. LOL Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!
roniheels Posted July 12, 2008 Posted July 12, 2008 I think I am winning I think we have a winner. But, those are classified as shoes? I believe in being open-minded, but that's borderline silly.
vector Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 I think I am winning http://www.hhplace.org/discuss/attachments/everybody/2869d1215853788-most_horrible_shoes_ever-20179_1_468.jpeg Yes, I agree!!! Those black loafer/sneakers are REALLY FUGLY!!!!
wolf Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Those black loafer/sneakers are REALLY FUGLY!!!! Please, what's "FUGLY"?
Tljakes Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Yes, I agree!!! Those black loafer/sneakers are REALLY FUGLY!!!! Why tiptoe through life only to arive safely at death?
shyguy Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Please, what's "FUGLY"? A contraction of two words, ugly being the second, and the first you'll have to work out for yourself... He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
wolf Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 A contraction of two words, ugly being the second, and the first you'll have to work out for yourself... F**king Ugly?
Stilettoscot Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Bingo! Yeah, and those other shoes were fugly. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!
jmc Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Yes, I agree!!! . . . Try these for Fugly!!! http://www.hhplace.org/discuss/attachments/everybody/2885d1215952491-most_horrible_shoes_ever-sandalastro-34.jpg What the heck are those things? They look like some kind of a brace one would wear after an ankle sprain or foot surgery! http://www.hhplace.org/discuss/attachments/everybody/2869d1215853788-most_horrible_shoes_ever-20179_1_468.jpeg At least the rack "shoes" do elevate the heels even though they look like some kind of outer-space scaffolding! Have a happy time!
Tljakes Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 http://www.hhplace.org/discuss/attachments/everybody/2885d1215952491-most_horrible_shoes_ever-sandalastro-34.jpg What the heck are those things? They look like some kind of a brace one would wear after an ankle sprain or foot surgery! It's a Prada male sandal which is supposed to be high fashion. Why tiptoe through life only to arive safely at death?
dubheii Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 http://www.hhplace.org/discuss/attachments/everybody/2869d1215853788-most_horrible_shoes_ever-20179_1_468.jpeg Ugly, yes. But I think it would be fun to try walking in them!
johnieheel Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Now, this is FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sonofaomgwhattheh and what kind of drugs were they on? real men wear heels
heelma Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 I think I am winning http://www.hhplace.org/discuss/attachments/everybody/2869d1215853788-most_horrible_shoes_ever-20179_1_468.jpeg Now here I'd really like to see the lady walking in those! Where did you find the picture?
wolf Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 http://www.hhplace.org/discuss/attachments/everybody/2869d1215853788-most_horrible_shoes_ever-20179_1_468.jpeg Now here I'd really like to see the lady walking in those! Where did you find the picture? Sorry.. I don't remember!!
Wuornos Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 HaHaHa! I LOVE this thread!!! For the record, I love every single pair of shoes in this thread except the "Eskimo"/Uggies and the notably awful "sandalastro". Just Sayin'. Rock on....!
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