JohnCinheels Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 roniheels is still working on perfecting inside out peanut butter cup with the peanut butter on the outside and chocolate in the middle life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 roniheels is still working on perfecting inside out peanut butter cup with the peanut butter on the outside and chocolate in the middle JohnCinheels, I have tried all of your suggestions you have been snding me to accomplish this but I still can't get the peanut butter on the outside and the chocolate in the middle. I will contact Nobel Prize Award winning scientist I.M. Brilliant and see if he has any suggestions.
JohnCinheels Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 as been also secretly working on perfecting anti gravity platform heeled boots for wear by the general public, the problem is he cant make a way to turn them off once they are on. life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted December 20, 2011 Posted December 20, 2011 as been also secretly working on perfecting anti gravity platform heeled boots for wear by the general public, the problem is he cant make a way to turn them off once they are on. I'm stuck on the ceiling and I can't get down!
JohnCinheels Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 have someone throw a bunch of pillows on the floor and take the boots off. hopefully you dont land on your head roniheels life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted December 22, 2011 Posted December 22, 2011 have someone throw a bunch of pillows on the floor and take the boots off. hopefully you dont land on your head roniheels Done. And thank heavens for the pillows.
spikesmike Posted December 22, 2011 Posted December 22, 2011 Anybody who can walk in high heels like in Roni's avatar, I am betting he can walk on water. SO, walking on pillows would be a breeze. Hi HO Heels away. Spikesmike
Guest Posted December 22, 2011 Posted December 22, 2011 spikesmike loves to go christmas shopping wearing long leather skirt & jessica simpson high heel boots, loving every min. of it too!
JohnCinheels Posted December 23, 2011 Posted December 23, 2011 demoniaplatforms is really jessica simpson. life is short, heels are high, live it up!
spikesmike Posted December 23, 2011 Posted December 23, 2011 demoniaplatforms Yes I wear skirts and high heels when I go out and shop. However, Jessica Simpson dos'nt make heels high enough for me. Boy, Do I love to shop. Jessica (demoniaplatforms) Simpson, I need to talk to you about making larger sizes and higher heels. Spikesmike
roniheels Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 Spikesmike is flying to Hollywood today to meet with Jessica Simpson and discuss her new line of high heels that include higher heels and larger sizes. Thanks, spikesmike!
spikesmike Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 roniheels I thuoght Johncinheels said demoniaplatforms was Jessica Simpson. Is Laguna Niguel in Hollywood? Spikesmike
JohnCinheels Posted December 28, 2011 Posted December 28, 2011 spikesmike is the worlds first person to run a marathon backwards in 6 inch heels life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted December 28, 2011 Posted December 28, 2011 spikesmike is the worlds first person to run a marathon backwards in 6 inch heels JohnCinheels is the second person to do so. And he had a better finishing time, too.
spikesmike Posted December 28, 2011 Posted December 28, 2011 Roniheels I was handicaped in that race. I was wearing my ballet high heels and Johncinheels only beat me by two (2) inches. spikesmike
JohnCinheels Posted December 30, 2011 Posted December 30, 2011 spikesmike plans on running his next marathon on his hands instead of his feet while wearing a hobble skirt and his ballet heel boots life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted December 31, 2011 Posted December 31, 2011 JohnCinheels will ring in the New Year dressed as Carrie Underwood and wearing cowboy boots with 5" heels. Happy New Year!
JohnCinheels Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 roniheels just got the patent for bacon scented insoles for high heels life is short, heels are high, live it up!
Bubba136 Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 roniheels just got the patent for bacon scented insoles for high heels Only problem with them, however, is that you have to fry them before you can use them..... Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
roniheels Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Bubba136 created a line of cookware in the shape of high heels. It is very attractive and creative, but it doesn't work very well.
Bubba136 Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Bubba136 created a line of cookware in the shape of high heels. It is very attractive and creative, but it doesn't work very well. And, it's not worth a damn when trying to use it to fry JohnCinheels bacon scented insoles..... Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
roniheels Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 And, it's not worth a damn when trying to use it to fry JohnCinheels bacon scented insoles..... Well you definitely get a gold star for trying. Those bacon scented insoles draw too many animals toward me when I go for a walk.
JohnCinheels Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 roniheels keeps trying to give me credit for the insoles, i only inspired him to make them. he is actually the one with the patent on them and now he's working on getting a patent for bacon flavored toothpaste life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 roniheels keeps trying to give me credit for the insoles, i only inspired him to make them. he is actually the one with the patent on them and now he's working on getting a patent for bacon flavored toothpaste Well, the bacon flavored toothpaste was sort of a success. The bad thing was, it tasted so good that people would spend hours brushing their teeth. JohnCinheels, don't be so modest. It was your remark when you said, "...brushing teeth is sometimes like frying bacon..." that inspired my idea. Thank you again.
Bubba136 Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 roniheels keeps trying to give me credit for the insoles, i only inspired him to make them. he is actually the one with the patent on them and now he's working on getting a patent for bacon flavored toothpaste So far, though, the only countries that recognize his patent are in the middle east. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
roniheels Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 Bubba136 is my marketing adviser not only for the bacon flavored items, but also for my various lines of stiletto high heels for men.
JohnCinheels Posted January 28, 2012 Posted January 28, 2012 it just recently came to my attention that roniheels was the original makeup artist for the band twisted sister and that after the guys learned how to do their own makeup, the band fired him and he moved on to do the makeup for poison and motley crue life is short, heels are high, live it up!
spikesmike Posted January 28, 2012 Posted January 28, 2012 JohnCinheels Does roniheels also do the makeup for RuPaul for huggs and kisses ? Or, for RuPauls discarded outfits ? Spikesmike
roniheels Posted January 29, 2012 Posted January 29, 2012 Spikesmike, Thank you so much for teaching me how to apply make-up. Yes, I do the make-up for Ru Paul, but only for hugs. Ru Paul has bad breath.
Dr. Shoe Posted January 29, 2012 Author Posted January 29, 2012 Roniheels is Sanskrit for "Tiresome Journey". Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
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