spikesmike Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Heel-lovers What is this I'm hearing about JohnCinheels and roniheels wearing there Klingon outfits with stiletto high heels and trying to pass them selves off as spice girls? It's going to be a tough sell. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 JohnCinheels and I talked spikesmike into dressing up like Baby Spice as we perform Spice Girl Songs in our stiletto high heels. We're looking for two more people to join us. Anyone interested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I never agreed to do spice girls! I thought the agreement was to do 80's hair metal in Klingon! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I never agreed to do spice girls! I thought the agreement was to do 80's hair metal in Klingon! Drat! I was so looking forward to doing Spice Girls. Oh well, Klingon it is. Let's rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikesmike Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 JohnCinheels---roniheels Klingons? Klingons suck. They look like shi- in high heels. Guess I will have to do my fancy dressing up (high heels-corsets,etc.) on my own. Don't come crying to me when you have been rejected by the Klingon gay society. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Spikesmike- I have nothing against fancy dress, I just vastly prefer 80's hair metal to the spice girls! Besides, I've already converted about 3% of my music library to klingon. War Pigs by Black Sabbath sounds amazing in Klingon! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikesmike Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 JohnCinheels ronieheels said you had some taste. Problem is, Klingon is only one (1) step up from Berry Manilow music. I have it. Your into pain and trying to torture yourself. OK. Take ronieheels with you. You guys will be a great HIT in Mayberry RFD. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 well spikesmike was seen wearing klingon boots from star trek the other day,& also he loves to wear a certain fashion from the STAR TREK OLD SERIES episode called "a tast of armageddon" (cant remember what season it was though) where the aliens in them wear what looks like rubber/leather/fabric "covers" on their heads, & it seems that sometime in the far past they had some trouble deciding if they should wear pants OVER their boots or IN them (dont remember which leg, but you can check it if you have this episode) so everyone wears it BOTH ways!!! (good episode though I think-I've got it on DVD.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jo Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Here's one Star Trek getup that you didn't see on TV... http://thebootfetishist.blogspot.com/2009/03/to-boldly-go.html http://coilhouse.net/2010/12/red-alert-lt-uhura-models-thigh-high-ballet-boots/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Roniheels is starting the worlds first door to door bagel delivery service. his employees will be in 5" heels and pleated schoolgirl skirts life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Roniheels is starting the worlds first door to door bagel delivery service. his employees will be in 5" heels and pleated schoolgirl skirts I do want to point out that all of the employees delivering bagels are young women who also work at Hooters at night. By the way, JohnCinheels designed the pleated schoolgirl skirts. Thank you, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I cant take full credit on the skirts, I had some extra fabric leftover from having a great kilt made and my ex gf thought it would make a cute skirt if there was more of it. Roniheels liked the idea of a bagel deliver service and the 2 ideas just ran away together! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikesmike Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 roniheels I would like to purchas 20% of the bagel business If you have your delivery girls wear Uhuras Thigh High Ballet Boots on thair routs. 30% if guys do it. 50% if JohnCinheels does it. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I'd have to practice walking in ballet heels but I'm confident I can do it! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 JohnCinheels just texted me and told me that he just received the pair of ballet boots that I sent to him. Have fun walking in them but please be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 cause you see both roniheels & JohnCinheels are going to play croquet in their knee-high ballet boots @ my very special park (50 acres) & one of the attractions is a play gym in the shape of a thighboot (you climb up the heel) then slide down towards the front, but first they will play this game of croquet in their ballet boots (hopefully they dont get their heels stuck in the grass) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Demoniaplatforms is a world champion croquet player and plays every match in his high-heeled platform boots. Well done, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Roniheels personally delivered my bagel this morning but forgot the coffee and brought me cream cheese instead of peanut butter for my bagel. life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Roniheels personally delivered my bagel this morning but forgot the coffee and brought me cream cheese instead of peanut butter for my bagel. My bad! I just don't get that many requests for peanut butter with their bagels. I think this is a quality assurance issue. I will get with our QA manager immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 just show'em your thighboots (black patent ofcourse) with deer skin pants tucked in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 just show'em your thighboots (black patent ofcourse) with deer skin pants tucked in them. demoniaplatforms, I will do that. And thank you so much for the deer-skin pants. They go great with my high-heeled tan thighboots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 and come next winter roniheels will get a matched pair of long deer-skin gloves to go with them, ofcourse:smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 and come next winter roniheels will get a matched pair of long deer-skin gloves to go with them, ofcourse:smile: Would you please send me a pair that have been dyed red to go with my red patent leather high heeled boots? Thank you so much, demoniaplatforms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 speaking of those red patent leather thigh boots, i want those and my coffee maker back roni! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 speaking of those red patent leather thigh boots, i want those and my coffee maker back roni! I will send both of those back to you gift wrapped for Christmas. (Remember the title of this thread. LOL ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 roniheels is trying to train squirrels to deliver his christmas packages for him in red knee high ballet boots. life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 JohnCinheels manufactures ballet boots for squirrels and other small animals. So far, business isn't booming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRabbit Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 The hit US TV show "X Factor" had to axe roniheels in their most recent broadcasts following complaints by members of the public being attacked by rogue ballet-boot clad squirrels formerly trained by roni! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 i take no credit for CRabbit coating the seats in the auditorium in peanut butter made to look like normal upholstery. /te fact that secuirty ther was bound in ballet boots and matching armbinders wasnt my idea either. life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 JohnCinheels, not Reeces, invented the peanut butter cup when dropped his chocolate bar onto his peanut butter and jelly snadwich. He was going to add jelly to the mix, but thought better of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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