JohnCinheels Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Ok, now that particular skeleton is out of my closet, Yes I do know some zombies personally, but I try to keep my association with them at a distance. Who in their right mind want to be called a friend to a politician???? life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Ok, now that particular skeleton is out of my closet, Yes I do know some zombies personally, but I try to keep my association with them at a distance. Who in their right mind want to be called a friend to a politician???? You are a brilliant man! And that is no lie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 I have a really hard decision to make, give up heels or give up coffee. Dont want to give up either right now as i sit here in black 4" pumps drinking a nice columbian blend coffee... life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshinHeels Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 You're just saying that JohnCinheels. You're really lying in a hammock wearing sneakers and sipping a sherry! In the process of becoming the person I always was...but didn't dare to let her come out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 You're just saying that JohnCinheels. You're really lying in a hammock wearing sneakers and sipping a sherry! FreshinHeels is just hoping JohnCinheels is in a hammock and sipping sherry. FreshinHeels is a distributor for both sherry and hammocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 roniheels is secretly building an army of high heeled clones of himself and arming them all with nerf guns and on new years eve plans on deploying them to take over all governments worldwide life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikesmike Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 JohnCinheels----FreshinHeels The two (2) of you should do what I did. I made a hammock out of my old hose and nylons. I put my name in as a write in canidate (Politician). I racked out, and I drink Mai-Tais out of a pair of 6" stiletto high heels and let the easy money roll in. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Spikesmike created, sells, and distributes world-wide crystal champagne glasses in the shape of a 6" stiletto high heels. He already has a backlog of orders and his factories are working round the clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikesmike Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Roniheels is right. If only I could get my workers to quit having high heel meets and high heel partys, I could get some orders filled. The solution is to hire Roniheels as forman. Bring in his whips, high heels and chains and whip these guys into shape. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Roniheels is right. If only I could get my workers to quit having high heel meets and high heel partys, I could get some orders filled. The solution is to hire Roniheels as forman. Bring in his whips, high heels and chains and whip these guys into shape. Mike I'm ready, Boss! You just tell me when and where!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikesmike Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Roniheels. My crystal and hammock shop is located, third star to the right of Never-Never Land. Start time is half past a six inch high heel. Don't be late. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Spikesmike was named Businessman of the Year last year in Never-Never Land. The way things are going for him this tear, it looks like another award. Congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikesmike Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Roniheels. I had another award once but she divorced me. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 After years of studying, spikesmike has become a world famous mediator and is contemplating stepping in on the NFL negotiations to save the upcoming season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 roniheels is still trying to negotiate a cheeseburger from me rather unsuccessfully life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 JohnCinheels accepted a brand new pair of stiletto heeled boots from roniheels for a cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I'm still amazed roniheels was able to find me a pair of boots identical to the ones in his avatar for under $50. They were definitely worth a cheeseburger to me! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 I'm still amazed roniheels was able to find me a pair of boots identical to the ones in his avatar for under $50. They were definitely worth a cheeseburger to me! You drive a hard bargain, my friend. But the cheeseburger was fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Roniheels, I'm glad you enjoyed the cheeseburger. I plan on opening my own burger restaurant and having the waitstaff in black leather 5" heeled thigh boots life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Roniheels, I'm glad you enjoyed the cheeseburger. I plan on opening my own burger restaurant and having the waitstaff in black leather 5" heeled thigh boots If you let me in as an investor in your new eating establishment, I will provide the black leather thighboots with 5" stiletto high heels to all of your waitstaff. Think about it, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Done! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 JohnCinheels is featured this month in Forbes magazine detailing his new unique chain of burger restuarants and especially interviews from the waitstaff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I look forward to reading the interview but I have to ask why was the interviewer a klingon? life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 cause he wore those tall thigh boots with his uniform (trek old series) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Oh come on, demoniaplatforms, and confess. It was you disguised as a klingon interviewing JohnCinheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I knew I saw tan lines! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Even though JohnCinheels knew it was demoniaplatforms interviewing him, he gave a great interview and now that published piece is up for a journalistic award. Congratulations to you both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Roniheels has recently decided to reveal to the world his collection of used chewing gum stuck to the soles of shoes, which is the largest collection of this type anywhere! life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Roniheels has recently decided to reveal to the world his collection of used chewing gum stuck to the soles of shoes, which is the largest collection of this type anywhere! My exhibit will be on display in the east wing of JohnCinheel's mansion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnCinheels Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Roniheels's exhibit was so popular I contacted the smithsonian and am working out a deal to have it moved there. life is short, heels are high, live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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