fastfreddy2 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 shyguy is Elton John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 fastfreddy2 has a kit car in the shape of the heel shown in his avatar. It does 0-60 in 20 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Patentheel was the voice of KITT the car in Knight Rider, he tried for the role of Michael but was turned down in favour of David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff as he had his own leather jacket. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 shyguy has placed a colour poster of himself in his favourite heels in a geocache located somewhere close to Bletchley Park museum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 PatentHeel is playing the Liza Minelli role in the new Broadway revival of the musical "Caberet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 roniheels real passion is for flippers which he wore for years as a deep sea diver working off the north sea oil rigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 After 6 weeks of largely mediocre performances, PatentHeel was tonight fired from his latest job on Broadway. A well-known method actor, some say PH took his role too seriously, and there is some evidence of substance abuse being involved. A tragic case of art, reflecting art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 An old kid's poem was made about Fast Freddy, but later had to be changed when it was realised "Little Fast Freddy" didn't rhyme with "Sat on his tuffet". Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Stilettoscot has the most successful lawn care service in Boston. He aireates the lawns by wearing green patent leather 7" stiletto high heels with metalic heels, that go with the green tank top and short-shorts that make up his uniform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Roniheels works for his local community replacing bulbs in street lighting. He doesn't carry ladders, just a selection of platform shoes of different heights to reach the various lamps. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Shyguy is a permanent inmate at "St. Mildred's home for the mentally bewidered and bereft" near Poole in Dorset... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Dr. Shoes condition as an inmate at the "St. Mildred's home for the mentally bewidered and bereft" near Poole in Dorset is so bad that he refers to his doctors as inmates because of his confusion. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 On Sundays (and only Sundays), shyguy thinks he's the Captain of the Titanic, and is often heard to shout "Full steam ahead!" While walking around "St. Mildred's home for the mentally bewidered and bereft". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegant Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 The management of "St. Mildred's home for the mentally bewidered and bereft" has signed an inmate exchange contract with Miskatonic Asylum in Arkham. This led to weird situation: most SMHftMBaB inmates say they've seen something that's beyond human cognitive abilities, like a non-Euclidean city, or some really strange creatures... That's why Fastfreddy frequently mutters: "Cthulhu fhtagn...". What is good for a goose, can be good for any gender! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Elegant actually knows what "Cthulhu fhtagn..." means. He is an inmate of the "Miskatonic Asylum" in Arkham and recently stayed at "St. Mildred's home for the mentally bewidered and bereft" where he mistook Shyguy for a member of staff. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Dr. Shoe is completely sane He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 shyguy once wrestled with a 'portuguese man of war' jellyfish and is covered in sting scars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 To raise money for charity, PatentHeel, dressed in matching bra, panties, garterbelt, nylons, and 6" stiletto high heels, stepped into the boxing ring and went three rounds with Madonna. Unfortunately, PatentHeel lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 roniheels is a part-time consultant at the Miskatonic Asylum in Arkham. [Like anyone needed reminding. ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Fastfreddie2 taught ballet to the World Champion New York Giants National Football League team. Last year he incorporated the wearing of high heels by the team members during their workouts. He leaked to the media that Eli Manning loved wearing the highest heels during their workouts. When the leak was discovered, Fastfreddie was fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 roniheels is a cat person, but didn't want to miss out on the usefulness of dog ownership, and has trained his cat to bring his slippers to him in his favourite armchair. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 ...and has trained his cat to bring his slippers to him in his favourite armchair. Shyguy firmly believes that cats and dogs can actually move armchairs and use them as some kind of transport. A potential patient for St Mildred's if I ever saw one... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Dr Shoe used to be on the "Oprah" show, until they found Dr Phil. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatentHeel Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 stilettoscott once landscaped his friends garden in the shape of a huge stiletto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 PatentHeel lives in an extinct volcano in the middle of the pacific ocean. From his secret underground lair he has demanded that the world send him every pair of shoes in his size. If they do not comply he is going to unleash a deadly athletes foot fungus in all major towns and cities. Even if this fails he owns shares in a major footcare company, so either way he wins. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 Shyguy is a structural engineer who specialises in designing hideaway bases for megalomaniac super-criminals. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 If Tara Tracey [aka Dr Shoe] hadn't run away from home aged 16 years, there would have been 6 Thunderbirds, not the 5 we are familiar with. With a 6th member of the family, and all those extra story lines available, the show mght still be going now. And I sooooo miss Lady Penelope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 To this day FastFreddy2 still denies there are any strings on the Thunderbirds, and believes they are all true stories captured in supermarionation ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermarionation ) by a news team. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 shyguy still believes that milton keynes is not a shithole with no trees and loadsa traffic lights, half an hour from the seaside, with real cows and a cultural history going back to the 16th century..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Thedesigner loves to dress up as Helen of Troy and launch 1,000 toy boats in a nearby lake everyday at noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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