Dr. Shoe Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 Fastfreddy is actually Chinese. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euchrid Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Dr Shoe lives in an orbiting space station - a bit like John Tracy in Thunderbird 5. He returns to earth once every 6 months to visit the Bluewater shoe sales. Always High-Heel Responsibly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Euchrid was the body double for Britney Spears early pop hit videos. It was actually euchrid who did all the bad stuff too, but lets Britney take the blame He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 Shyguy is Milton Keynes sole historian. Ask him nicely and he will take you on a tour of the fine old victorian buildings that grace the town. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Dr Shoe lives in an orbiting space station - a bit like John Tracy in Thunderbird 5. He returns to earth once every 6 months to visit the Bluewater shoe sales. That's a lie? Anyway........ Dr Shoe was the original Dr Who. .... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 FastFreddy2 once built a full size working model of Stephensons Rocket from toilet roll centres and tin foil. Unfortunately it's maiden journey was cut short when the water in the cardboard boiler turned it to paper mache. He is now working on a space station made from old bean tins and string and hopes for it to be in orbit above Bluewater as Dr. Shoes new home by 2010. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 Shyguy is Trinny and Susanna's fashion adviser... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Dr Shoe is Lorraine Kelly's 'stand-in'. Or would be if a Scottish accent wasn't so elusive ....... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedesigner Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 fastfreddy2 got his name from running up and down the A1 in 6" heels first thing in the morning whilst eating porridge (aka freddybrek) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphax Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Thedesigner designs singing design designations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 alphax was one of the dancers in the Robert Palmer "Addicted To Love" video He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 shyguy once sung in the Eurovision Song Contest. Few here will recognise him though, he was the drummer with winning Finnish band Lordi ..... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 FastFreddy2 was almost listed in the Guiness book of records as the worlds tallest man until somebody lifted his trouser leg and saw he was wearing skyscraper heels. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 Shyguy is actually a midget. He cunningly disguises the fact by wearing stilts and long trousers... People only notice his unusually short arms when it comes to his turn to buy a round.... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Dr Shoe is saving up to buy a burger factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 5, 2008 Author Share Posted June 5, 2008 fastfreddy goes to work on a rocket, hence his name. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Dr. Shoe was "The Model" Kraftwerk sung about He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 6, 2008 Author Share Posted June 6, 2008 Shyguy should know, he wrote it. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vector Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Dr. Shoe should know. She dictated the lyrics!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Vector owns the complete collection of Bratz dolls, and buys each accessory as it appears at his local store. He was recently involved in a street brawl with a 10 year old to get his hands on the latest pair of tiny stillettos for his collection. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Shyguy will be busy for the next few weeks as he is in the final stages of preparation for his Olympic bid. He is representing GB in the High Jump. You cant miss him as he will be wearing the massive platforms for extra little lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Trinity has a picture of Cherie Blair on his bedroom wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 fastfreddy2 works part time as a lion tamer for the Moscow State Circus He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Shyguy is often tamed and whipped into shape by Fastfreddy2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Trinity ..... is a nun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 fastfreddy2 was the saxophonist on "Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 6, 2008 Author Share Posted June 6, 2008 Shyguy should know, he IS Gerry Rafferty... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Dr Shoe likes marmite and banana sandwiches. <yeeeuk> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphax Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 FastFreddy slides down the batpole and into a strategically placed pair of stilettos before launching into action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Alphax invented global warming when he accidentally mixed deodorant from two different cans in his left armpit He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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