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Dr. Shoe is able to predict winning lottery numbers a week in advance but refuses to tell anyone what they are.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Dr. Shoe is able to predict winning lottery numbers a week in advance but refuses to tell anyone what they are.

A crack team of the South London Mafia is currently trying to locate Dr. Shoe.

Dr Shoe is hoping his axe-throwing skills will (at last) prove useful.

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Fastfreddy is the man who shuffles the 'vowel' and 'consonant' cards on Countdown before the filming starts. Unfortunately, he is not allowed to stay on set when the cameras are rolling due to Carol Vorderman taking out a restraining order.

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euchrid writes plays under the pseudonym William Shakespeare then transports them back through time to avoid the fame they would bring.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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roniheels, a friend of the President, had his real arthritic legs removed a couple of years ago, and had them replaced with plastic and titanium ones developed in the NASA Space Program (in case of astronaut injury). Sounds a bit like "The 5 million dollar man"? Not at today's prices. While roniheels was able to get his free from his buddy in the White House, someone else had to find $15,000,000 in their departmental budget for his new legs.

Personally, I think wearing 5" heels all the time using 'plastic legs', is practically cheating.:thumbsup:

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Even though he is not a world wide celebrity, fastfreddy2 was invited to compete on the ABC television series "Dancing with the Stars." He was eliminated before the competition began because he refused to remove his high heels, which were much higher heels than his dance partner.

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Due to severe pain from bunions, Roniheels can only walk short distances. For that reason, he usually gets about using a futuristic jetpack of his own invention.

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Euchrid is lined up to play the bionic woman in a big screen remake and will be doing all his / her own stunts in 5" heels.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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stilettoscot worked as an extra on baywatch and can be seen in the background of most of the slow motion shots in a turquoise sarong and matching wedge heeled sandals.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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shyguy never leaves the house without putting on one of his wife's thongs. (Lucky man ~ mine won't wear them.)

On the downside, his voice broke a second time when he started wearing them. This time going up an octave, when he uses the phone he sounds 10 years younger. :thumbsup:

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Fastfreddy2 saw him while he was out on a midnight stroll, and I can now reveal that fastfreddy2 can't go out in daylight as he is a vampire. All this time he has tried to hide it by wearing heels and blaming them as the reason for only going out after dark...

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Fastfreddy2 saw him while he was out on a midnight stroll, and I can now reveal that fastfreddy2 can't go out in daylight as he is a vampire. All this time he has tried to hide it by wearing heels and blaming them as the reason for only going out after dark...

And where's the lie? :thumbsup:

shyguy has never been abroad. He's got a morbid fear of flying, and can't swim so won't get on a boat either. He doesn't like enclosed space, so can't get in a train or bus.

His wife has promised him a pair of the highest heels he can walk in, as long as he test-drives them in front of her on a Parisian cobbled street. [Clever girl.]

Rather sadly, the NHS won't fund the sedatives it would take to get him there and back. :smile:

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Fastfreddys' entire skeleton is reinforced with metal, just like the X-Men's Wolverine. Unfortunately, Fastfreddys' metal is ferrous which means he has to drink 10 pints of WD-40 a week to keep his joints from seizing up.

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To prove his fearlessness to friends and family, Elegant skydived while wearing purple lace panties, garter belt, and matching bra, purple fishnet stockings, and white patent leather pumps with 6" stiletto high heels. He landed right in front of a biker bar and yelled out, "Hi! Is anyone home?"

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roniheels is a part-time stripper at a gay-girl bar. His popularity there only matched by the size of his bank account funded by earnings from the evening work.

The secret of his success? Chest <breast> implants, them holding enough silicon to make a Cray SuperComputer. :thumbsup:

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