roniheels Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Dressed as Ginger Rogers in a full length gold colored gown and matching gold colored stiletto high heels, Fastfreddy2, on his way home after his nightly dance lesson, rescued five people from a burning building last night. No one was injured, and freddie's gown and high heels didn't have a mark on them.
Dr. Shoe Posted June 17, 2008 Author Posted June 17, 2008 Roniheels is a huge fan of the Magic Roundabout and models his look on a blend between Zebeddee and Mr Rusty. He owns a rabbit called Dylan, married a woman called Florence and keeps a cow called Ermintrude. Dougal his dog sadly died last year. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
PatentHeel Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Dr Shoe got his name because he once performed emergency surgery to repair his favourite heels!
Elegant Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 PatentHeel's Prince Albert sets off the metal detectors at airports. This led to an embarassing situation... What is good for a goose, can be good for any gender!
fastfreddy2 Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Elegant, isn't. Usually found with a head covered in curlers, wrapped in a headscarf. Cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth, often with stubble growing from a spotty chin. His pinafore finishes the look. Some think Les Dawson <deceased UK comedy icon> was his role model.
Stilettoscot Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 fastfreddy, isn't. He was always the kid picked last in sports during school activities. He was always the kid with his underwear pulled over the back of his head. This led to his love of heels (spiked) to use as weapons, and tiny thong panties which don't make it over the back of his head. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!
shyguy Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Stilettoscott isn't, he is a woman called edna who has only ever worn flat shoes. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
fastfreddy2 Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 shyguy isn't. In his younger days he was often seen among the other dancers at Les Folies Bergere, resplendent in a tight costume, skin tone hosiery, high heels and very little else. Retirement has made him the bitter and twisted shell of his former self we all know, but shy he ain't.
roniheels Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Fastfreddy2 is an emergency room nurse who is involved with every critical patient that enters. He is so good that the doctors and hospital has allowed him to dress as Florence Nightengale and wears 8" ballet boots while performing his duties..
euchrid Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Roniheels always takes a metal detector to the beach so that he can search for buried treasure. He has never once found anything however, because he always gets false signals from his gooch piercing. Always High-Heel Responsibly
PatentHeel Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 The boots in euchrids avatar were once white but his hobby of wine making resulted in him trappling in a large vat of red grapes.
Stilettoscot Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Patent's legs are actually bionic and made of the highest grade of titanium out there. Cost him 2,400,000 quid, but as you can see, they were worth it! Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!
roniheels Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Stilettoscot is a legend in the Canadian Football League (CFL). He holds the all-time records for sacks and tackles. He started to play in the NFL, but after his first game he wore pink stiletto heels after the game, and most of his teamates objected...if you know what I mean (ouch!).
fastfreddy2 Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Yesterday, roniheels decided to sell all his high heeled footwear. He's feeling much better today, and the idea is now just a bad memory.
PatentHeel Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 fastfreddy2 got his name because he still holds the world record for the 100 metre sprint wearing 6" high heels. Way to go!
roniheels Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 PatentHeel just recently swam the English Channel in world receord breaking time while wearing the high heels pictured in his avatar.
shyguy Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Roniheels was once a glamorous assistant to a magician, but it all went sour when the magician asked roniheels for his hand in marriage and he had to confess his dark secret. He was already married to conjoined twins. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
fastfreddy2 Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 shyguy was recently refused re-instatement to Les Folies Bergere. Rumour has it (amongst his old dancing partners still there who watched the audition), it was because he'd allowed his chest to travel too far 'south'.
Stilettoscot Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Speaking of "heading south", Fastfreddy was recently spotted on the Dover-Calais Ferry, leaning over the front of the boat, trying to recreate the scene from the movie "Titanic". Problem was, he fell over and his tu-tu caught a nail and he had to hang there until the boat docked in France. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!
shyguy Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Stilettoscot has a black belt in origami, and once made a pair of paper high heels which he could actually walk in. Unfortunately he didn't spot the puddle in his path, and the shoes went soggy and collapsed in a papier mache mess. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
PatentHeel Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 shyguy isnt shy. he's been seen in the middle of a roundabout sporting a pair of patent heels.
fastfreddy2 Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 PatentHeel doesn't really exist except in the virtual world. We have all been fooled into thinking he is real by falling under the spell of his evil conjoined twin PUFlats, both of whom used to be married to an equally virtual magician.
roniheels Posted June 18, 2008 Posted June 18, 2008 Fastfreddie2 is a brilliant chess master. He pshyches out his opponents by wearing pink: pink blouse with ruffles, pink hot pants, pink ankle socks, and pink patent leather pumps with 6" stiletto high heels. He is undefeated.
PatentHeel Posted June 19, 2008 Posted June 19, 2008 roniheels holds the world record for bursting the most balloons in 1 minute whilst wearing high heels. Those he's wearing in his avatar are the very ones which earned him the prestigious record!
euchrid Posted June 19, 2008 Posted June 19, 2008 The Harry Potter stories are not fictional - they are actually based on PatentHeels' real life childhood. If you ever meet him, don't say anything about his forehead scar as it will only bring back sad memories. Always High-Heel Responsibly
shyguy Posted June 19, 2008 Posted June 19, 2008 Euchrid had odd growths on the top of his head which made his shadow resemble the playboy bunny logo, he was going to try getting royalties from the Playboy empire for use of his shadows image. Unfortunately the appendages changed shape, and mickey mouse can now be found in his silouhette. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
roniheels Posted June 19, 2008 Posted June 19, 2008 Shyguy was born with bright orange skin. It used to bother him, but he started designing clothing to coordinate with the color of his skin. He has since become one of the most famous clothing designers known for his outragous color schemes. His favorite time of year is Halloween when he dresses in black patent leather clothing and black patent leather high heels.
fastfreddy2 Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 Contrary to what the media tells us, the US rocket programme wasn't authored by a German 'invited' over there after WWII. No, it was orginally planned and mastered by one of our own. Unfortunately in the late 40's and throughout the 50's and 60's, American liberalism didn't extend to senior project managers and designers standing in front of the NASA publicity machine wearing 5" heels. The real genius has remained a closely guarded secret, until today. Take a bow, roniheels! ....
euchrid Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 Fastfreddy has an amazing natural talent for playing pinball machines. He's so good in fact, that Elton John once wrote a song about him. Always High-Heel Responsibly
shyguy Posted June 20, 2008 Posted June 20, 2008 Elton John was also so impressed with Euchrids ability to walk in heels that he penned the song "I'm Still Standing" as a tribute. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
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