JohnCinheels Posted January 30, 2012 Posted January 30, 2012 dr shoe is my podiatrist life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted January 31, 2012 Posted January 31, 2012 JohnCinheels recently skydived with a group of women who skydive while wearing lingerie and high heels. They wouldn't let him skydive with them anymore because he was wearing the prettiest lingerie and high heels.
JohnCinheels Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 roniheels and i are opening a lingerie store chain in airports all over the world, our staff will be wearing lingerie and ballet heels life is short, heels are high, live it up!
spikesmike Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Please Do not listen to anything JohnCinheels has to say. He and roniheels are going to open a second hand knockoff shop in a back allie in Cincinnati. His mother is the one who is wearing the lingerie with, pre worne RuPaul, Go Go Boots. There hottest selling items will be 8 track tapes of Perry Como singing " You turn me on, you big hot momma, in those new hip waders. spikesmike
roniheels Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Spikesmike was Perry Como's agent and press secretary. He was instrumental in creating the Kraft Music Hall hour featuring Perry Como back in the 60's. (Boy, am I showing my age).
spikesmike Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 roniheels You hit the stiletto right on the head. Befor Perry became a singer, he was a barber. He got into singing becouse he could no longer stand in high heels all day while cutting hair. You really are OLD. Your only 58 and your still older than me. PS, Do you still listen to your 8 track tapes? PPSS, I can still stand in my high heels all day. spikesmike
roniheels Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Not only can spikesmike stand in 6" stiletto high heels all day, he too is an accomplished barber who can and does give haircuts all day while wearing his high heels. While cutting hair, he sings Perry Como's greatest hits.
Bubba136 Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 There hottest selling items will be 8 track tapes of Perry Como singing " You turn me on, you big hot momma, in those new hip waders. spikesmike My father collected Perry Como records that I used th listen to for hours. He claimed to have all of them but I don't recall this one. Perhaps if you humm a few bars, I'll remember it. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
roniheels Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Bubba136 can hum, non-stop, the greatest hits of Perry Como, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis, Jr. But he doesn't cut hair ... that I know of???
spikesmike Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 roniheels----------Bubba136 No-No-No-No-No. You guys have it all wrong. I stand all day in 6" stiletto high heels in BARS. Not humming them. Listening and reminissing to the great Slim Whitman oldies. Your thinking of JohnCinheels, He is an avid Berry Manalow fan. I heard he even took Berry Manalow appreciation classes and he never wore one pair of high heels to one class. Now thats unamerican. Spikesmike
roniheels Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Spikesmike is a noted, traveling historian who tours high schools and colleges reporting various historical events while he is wearing 6" stiletto high heels. He has a different pair of high heels for each of the 50 states.
spikesmike Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 roniheels I have two (2) pair of 6" high heel stiletto shoes or boots for each state. Also, You are not to be telling the truth here. These posts are suppose to be Lies. You keep telling the truth like this and your mother is really going to be asshamed of you. spikesmike
roniheels Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Spikesmike just received his doctorate from Harvard in High-Heelology. He will add the discussion of high heels to his traveling historical seminars, and will give a brief dissertation about the history of the high heels he is wearing at the time.
Dr. Shoe Posted February 7, 2012 Author Posted February 7, 2012 "Roniheels" means "I am Chinese" in sanskrit. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
JohnCinheels Posted February 7, 2012 Posted February 7, 2012 dr shoe isnt really a podiatrist, he's a chiropractor who has an office of high heel wearing staff, the longer they work for him the higher the heels must be life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted February 8, 2012 Posted February 8, 2012 JohnCinheels is a podiatrist who treats his patients by telling them to wear high heels. The higher the heels the better they feels is his motto.
JohnCinheels Posted February 9, 2012 Posted February 9, 2012 roniheels is one of my favorite patients, he pays for my services with home made chocolate icecream life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 JohnCinheels favorite flavor of ice cream is bubble-gum frog flavor. He can't stop eating it.
Bubba136 Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 JohnCinheels favorite flavor of ice cream is bubble-gum frog flavor. He can't stop eating it. That explains why he jumps around the room wearing heels and singing "it's not easy being green.". Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
JohnCinheels Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 bubba136 is a jedi knight and has been working on making a new lightsaber built into his favorite ballet heels life is short, heels are high, live it up!
Bubba136 Posted February 10, 2012 Posted February 10, 2012 bubba136 is a jedi knight and has been working on making a new lightsaber built into his favorite ballet heels The most difficult part of this exercise is trying to get the new type lightbulbs to work in them..... Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
roniheels Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 Bubba136 is frantically trying to invent this tine light bulb to fit into his favorite ballet heels. But using tweezers and magnifying glasses can get so tedious.
JohnCinheels Posted February 25, 2012 Posted February 25, 2012 roniiheels is planning on swimming from L.A. to Honolulu in ballet heels and matching shoulder length gloves. life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted February 26, 2012 Posted February 26, 2012 roniiheels is planning on swimming from L.A. to Honolulu in ballet heels and matching shoulder length gloves. JohnCinheels will be in a row boat with a megaphone yelling "stroke, stroke, stroke," when I attempt this swim. He will be wearing matching ballet heels and shoulder length glove like the ones I'll be wearing.
spikesmike Posted February 26, 2012 Posted February 26, 2012 roniheels & JohnCinheels What Color ? spikesmike
roniheels Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Spikesmike sell ballet heels and matching shoulder gloves in a rainbow of colors. By the way, JohnCinheels and I are wearing matching blue ballet heels and gloves in honor of Blue Hawaii.
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