roniheels Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 JohnCinheels owns more laundromats than anyone else in the United States. He is preparing to wash skirtsandhose.
JohnCinheels Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 Roniheels is going to manage all the laundromats and make a policy that all clients using the machines there can not be on the property unless they are wearing 4 inch or higher stiletto heels life is short, heels are high, live it up!
Guest Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 JohnCinheels is going to wash all my of my black tight spandex bottoms that I wear with my black demonia platform boots @ said laundromat.
JohnCinheels Posted January 19, 2011 Posted January 19, 2011 demoniaplatforms is designing all spandex uniforms for the laundromat employees to wear while working. he has yet to show anyone his design ideas. life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted January 19, 2011 Posted January 19, 2011 JohnCinheels designs spandex uniforms for hamsters. (It's his secret hobby:eek1:).
JohnCinheels Posted January 19, 2011 Posted January 19, 2011 roniheels is secretly training an army of ninja hamsters that hes plotting to take over the world with. All the people of the world must either wear 4 inch or higher heels or be killed by his ninja hamster army. life is short, heels are high, live it up!
Guest Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 JohnCinheels is designing custom thighboots for ostriches, to be worn on special occasions only!!
roniheels Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 roniheels is secretly training an army of ninja hamsters that hes plotting to take over the world with. All the people of the world must either wear 4 inch or higher heels or be killed by his ninja hamster army. Ninja hamsters unite! Attack Demoniaplatforms and his clan of thigh-boot wearing ostriches!!
JohnCinheels Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 roniheels used to be deathly afraid of ostriches. Now he and I hunt them in camouflage thigh boots with 5 inch heels life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 roniheels used to be deathly afraid of ostriches. Now he and I hunt them in camouflage thigh boots with 5 inch heels JohnCinheels and I also hunt peacocks in out camouflage thigh boots with 5" high heels. (They taste like chicken.)
JohnCinheels Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 roniheels weapon of choice for hunting ostrich and peacock is a lead shot filled rubber chicken that he swings like a club. life is short, heels are high, live it up!
Diablo Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 JohnCinheels actually built the Eiffel Tower entirely by himself. When he was done, the result disappointed him so much, he destroyed Atlantis.
roniheels Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 Diablo hypnotized JohnCinheels to destroy Atlantis. I wonder what he will be up to next?
JohnCinheels Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 Roniheels was hypnotized to cluck like a chicken whenever a phone rings and to bark like a dog when someone rings his doorbell. Both of these were done to him by diablo while roniheels was training diablo's pet hamster to be an officer in roniheels ninja hamster army. life is short, heels are high, live it up!
Guest Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 JohnCinheels has designed a all-terrain vehicle with heavy platform boots as its "stompers" (wheels) oh, I forgot to mention that it is a 6 boot one too! (3 on each side like insects)
JohnCinheels Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 i refuse to take credit for the building of such vehicle, i merely provided a large portion of the funding needed to pay for it. Demoniaplatforms was responsible for the design and us the current owner of it. life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted January 23, 2011 Posted January 23, 2011 JohnCinheels and Demoniaplatforms have teamed up to design a race car in the shape of a high heeled stiletto pump. JohnCinheels has provided the funding and Demoniaplatforms is using his creative genius to make this the fastest and sexiest car in the world.
Diablo Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 roniheels is secretly developing another race car in the shape of flat ballerinas, as according to him, that would be aerodynamically more advanced... This car will be created only to compete against the Stiletto racer, to prove for once and always that flat designs would be better (??)
roniheels Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 Diablo tests the durability of umbrellas by jumping off of the top of buildings with them open. When he tested a very large umbrella one time, not only did it slow his fall, but the wind got under it and carried him several miles away.
JohnCinheels Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 roniheels and i are going to be taking a petition around the world to outlaw spoons and forks from use in public restaurants. The petition is designed to save the natural resources used in the making of them by instead making sporks. Of course roniheels and i will be wearing black leather 5" heeled thigh high boots while petitioning life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted January 26, 2011 Posted January 26, 2011 roniheels and i are going to be taking a petition around the world to outlaw spoons and forks from use in public restaurants. The petition is designed to save the natural resources used in the making of them by instead making sporks. Of course roniheels and i will be wearing black leather 5" heeled thigh high boots while petitioning JohnCinheels, I have my pen, petition, and clipboard in hand. I am ready! Oh yes, and my black leather thighboots with 5" high heels are spit polished. Here we go!!
JohnCinheels Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 I'm not the least bit surprised by roniheels forgetting to put on pants in his excitement of our petitioning! life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted March 12, 2011 Posted March 12, 2011 I'm not the least bit surprised by roniheels forgetting to put on pants in his excitement of our petitioning! I knew I was forgetting something! Do sweatpants go OK with black leather thighboots?
JohnCinheels Posted March 12, 2011 Posted March 12, 2011 I knew I was forgetting something! Do sweatpants go OK with black leather thighboots? ROFLMAO! I thought you were going to wear either the black or white shiny spandex leggings life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted March 13, 2011 Posted March 13, 2011 ROFLMAO! I thought you were going to wear either the black or white shiny spandex leggings White shiny spandex leggings it is! Now, let's go petitioning!!!
Guest Posted March 13, 2011 Posted March 13, 2011 I think that roniheels looks best in black shiny spandex with red thighboots over them & also wearing shiny black latex female hood with silver wig over the shiny black latex hood!
roniheels Posted March 13, 2011 Posted March 13, 2011 I think that roniheels looks best in black shiny spandex with red thighboots over them & also wearing shiny black latex female hood with silver wig over the shiny black latex hood! Yes, I do like that look as long as the silver wig is the Peter Graves style wig. And the thighboots must be red patent leather thighboots with at least 5" stiletto high heels. Now, I'm ready for action. Demoniaplatforms, thanks for the fashion tip and supplying me with these items!
Guest Posted March 13, 2011 Posted March 13, 2011 as usual Mr Phelps, this organization will disavow any knowlege of your existance- these boots will self-distruct in 5 seconds! good luck:smile:.
JohnCinheels Posted March 15, 2011 Posted March 15, 2011 Demoniaplatforms is working on a zombie civil rights bill giving zombies most of the same rights allowed to humans living in the U.S. life is short, heels are high, live it up!
roniheels Posted March 15, 2011 Posted March 15, 2011 Demoniaplatforms is working on a zombie civil rights bill giving zombies most of the same rights allowed to humans living in the U.S. JohnCinheels is a lobbist for this bill because he knows several zombies personally.
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