Heelfan Posted December 24, 2003 Author Posted December 24, 2003 Absolutely Hilarious! I don't know which made me laugh more - Barney's offering or Stellah's - both amazingly horrible! Thanks for those offerings folks, and keep 'em coming everyone! In the meantime, here's one from me: Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards!
BobHH Posted January 28, 2004 Posted January 28, 2004 The latest, from Elle.com: (The upper ones only, obviously).
mk4625 Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 I saw something like this a couple of days ago. Not exactly the same but it was a thong with flowers on the straps. Just because the weather was a little warmer is no excuse. The wearer was very fat and had large feet with crusty toenails. Michael
jbmajoor Posted January 29, 2004 Posted January 29, 2004 Both fun and ugly Absolutly, not my style, but probably very practical. Greetz, Joost Woman Boots, queen of the shoes
nhoj62 Posted February 1, 2004 Posted February 1, 2004 oh man i need a bucket i think i am going to throw up, urgh! nhoj62 the higher the boot, the higher the heel, the better the feeling!
hoverfly Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 Can we say pigs snout? Hello,  my name is Hoverfly. I’m a high heel addict…. Weeeeeeeeeee!  👠1998 to 2022!
genebujold Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 Hey, let's look at some of today's worst styles.... Where's the duck? Quaker toe pain with a missing side panel: Pink and black toe pain with no heel to match. Looks like a match made in Meg Tilly heaven... Just, like, shut the idea of my ever dating anyone completely out of the annuls of history, ok? Fat heel, fat toe, fat feet, fat... What the... Cross between a coach's shoe, a mary jane, and a... a boat! I done told Jethro to stop using Clarabelle's heels for practice!
genebujold Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 Where on earth (or in outer space?) was this designer's mind when he (has got to be a "he" because no self respecting woman would ever concieve of such a style) thought these up? I dunno - the recurve kind of reminds me of watching Francisco Alcorta catch the ball in his cesta in a game of jai alai at the Miami frantan... But the red plastic is definately out. Sigh... When will the manufacturers wake up and realize we simply want good styles in larger sizes?
Robert Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 These aren't too bad Boots, fascinating footwear http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i103/Boots_1956/
shyguy Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 I like those too, and the first pair are ok. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Robert Posted February 24, 2004 Posted February 24, 2004 Protect your shoes! :rofl: Watch out that your skin isn't going between the wooden parts. Ouch! Boots, fascinating footwear http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i103/Boots_1956/
stellah Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 Not very attractive I say... _______________ HH forever!
JaBe Posted March 12, 2004 Posted March 12, 2004 These are for sale on a marketplace in Holland. Title: For Sale, Ladyshoes If the title was: For Sale Menshoes, They will probably be sold to men. Those men will be wearing "ladyshoes" from that moment on, or the ladies who sell these shoes have been wearing menshoes. Anyway, its not my idea for a lady shoe.
JeffM Posted March 13, 2004 Posted March 13, 2004 Trolldeg said And he is absoluely right. No other words are needed Good call Jeff
Robert Posted April 10, 2004 Posted April 10, 2004 Boots, fascinating footwear http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i103/Boots_1956/
shyguy Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 Looks like something Dick Dastardly would wear to cheat in a Wacky walking race. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Heelfan Posted April 13, 2004 Author Posted April 13, 2004 Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards!
Bubba136 Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 nice sandals for the beach. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
Lucy Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 Nice sandals for NOWHERE! Love, Lucy Life is not a rehearsal. Why not use it to present ourselves as smartly and attractively as possible?
stilettofan Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 Nice sandals for NOWHERE! Love, Lucy You're right, Lucy. I would even say ABSOLUTELY nowhere. High Heels - a true feelgood-factor for everyone
Heelfan Posted April 17, 2004 Author Posted April 17, 2004 Folks - if you are invited to that very posh society wedding, which pair would you wear: Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards!
sscotty727 Posted April 18, 2004 Posted April 18, 2004 Found this one in a google search for Square Toe. What would you call this, a wallet shoe?
Heelfan Posted April 18, 2004 Author Posted April 18, 2004 Now, if you're going out for a best-ever romantic night out with your girlfriend, why not treat her to one or the other of these: Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards!
Bubba136 Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 I'd really like to see the sales figures for the styles of shoes that are posted here to convince me that people actually buy them. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
Bubba136 Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 Now, for all you boot lovers out there: Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
Heelfan Posted April 21, 2004 Author Posted April 21, 2004 The manufacturers forgot the billy-can, the Swiss army knife, the corkscrew, the nutcrackers, the compass, the mouth-organ, the water-divining stick, the wim-wam for meddlers and the kitchen sink. Unless of course they are all in that side-bag! Mind you, somewhere underneath all of that we can just about glimpse what might be a fairly sexy pair of boots! Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards!
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