ShockQueen Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 here's a couple that are not quite as "bold"! You know.....I would probably actually wear those just for the shock value! I bet I could come up with some sort of anime look for those. (btw....anime=japanese animation..just in case some were wondering) SQ.....still busting societal molds with a smile...and a 50-ton sledge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genebujold Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Here's a celeb that hasn't been around for a while, Alanis Morisette: I took a picture of the telly the other morning while she was interviewed. They certainly are strange shoes, a huge round heel. I don't find them sexy! Comments please. Yes, and the toes appear to be bifurcated. ***** Folks, let's PLEASE not be doing to others as we would not have them do to us. Let's instead respect the fashion styles of others, regardless of how ridiculous they may appear to our own sensibilities, knowing all too well that if we sufficiently violate societiy's sensibilities, legislatures would have no problem outlawing high heel wear by men as "indecent" or otherwise degrading to society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 These are bad but.... He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelfan Posted May 23, 2004 Author Share Posted May 23, 2004 Well done Shyguy! The top pair have thoughtfully got a hole for your ankle-bone to poke through, and the bottom pair look only fit for scrumpling up in your hand and scrubbing the floor with! Also, you suggested that these red horrors should be reproduced on this thread, so your wish is granted: Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockQueen Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Those by far have got to be the most horrific in design EVER! OMG! What WAS the designer thinking/smoking/etc.??? SQ.....still busting societal molds with a smile...and a 50-ton sledge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhoj62 Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 these shoes keep going from bad to terrible to horrific to ..... is there a word for these things? nhoj62 the higher the boot, the higher the heel, the better the feeling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXT-1 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Fugly (F'ing ugly) ?? and those "things" (they are too ugly to be called shoes) shold be burned at the stake for being so ugly! later, TXT-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sscotty727 Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 Came across these on ebay. They are advertised as "Birdcage" Shoes. Not sure if they are the "ugliest" but I sure wouldn't wear them. My wife said they look like gladiator shoes! What do you all think? Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberVicki Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelfan Posted May 31, 2004 Author Share Posted May 31, 2004 Oh, I dunno, I give ANYTHING with more than a 2.5" heel (and especially a stiletto heel) at least a few marks out of ten. I save my "Worst Shoe" submission for the dreaded "f" word if I can say it: f - f - f - flatties!, and 'orrible ones at that! Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Come on HF less of those kind of obscenities, I know this is the place for the shoes without style, but no need for profanity. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sscotty727 Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 What the heck are these?????? Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 I think they were used in moon landings. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelfan Posted June 5, 2004 Author Share Posted June 5, 2004 I don't think I can post anything quite as dreadful as Scotty's last offering, but here goes: Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockQueen Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 What is THAT? A galvanized inchworm?? SQ.....still busting societal molds with a smile...and a 50-ton sledge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhoj62 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 scoty that birdcage shoe should be banished from the planet, so should that big lump that looks like a submarine, and as for that last one by heelfan, wot on earth is going on in the shoe industry that makes them think we would buy should hideous things, oh well. later nhoj62 the higher the boot, the higher the heel, the better the feeling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelfan Posted June 12, 2004 Author Share Posted June 12, 2004 Here we go again!: Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Aaaaaaaaah.....you hang these in front of your belly, flap one side over and then you warm your hands in the winter!!!! :rofl: Boots, fascinating footwear http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i103/Boots_1956/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 those look like "one size fits all" bedroom slippers to me. Unisex, too. I hardly think anyone would wear them outside in the snow except to get the newspaper off the front porch. Fetish wear? Not! Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Where do they sell those??? Just so I don't mistakenly go there and order some in a moment of madness. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kromozome Posted June 14, 2004 Share Posted June 14, 2004 Already seen on this board but new pic : Have Fun with Heels KroMoZome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelfan Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 Bearing in mind that this is a ladies' shoe, what self-respecting lady would want to clump around in these?: Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sscotty727 Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Heelfan, These are EXACTLY like the shoes my wife wears! Scotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelfan Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 Aw Shucks! Heelfan Onwards and upwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 let the manufacturers know we found the one who bought *that* pair of shoes. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk4625 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 There is a video of a man being trampled with those metal sandals. The ad boasted that the woman was going to "carve him up like a sausage with those meat slicers" or something like that. I looked a little closer and was disappointed to find that they had those skids on the bottoms. Already seen on this board but new pic : Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladerunner Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 As bad as they look i'd try them out for fun! I just love those suede heels!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelfan Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Time for another new photo. This should be compulsory footwear in all beauty queen contests: Cheerfully Yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelfan Posted June 28, 2004 Author Share Posted June 28, 2004 And how about going for an elegant run: Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhoj62 Posted June 28, 2004 Share Posted June 28, 2004 heelfan wot on earth were those things u posted pics of, i hope they are not shoes, urgh gross, if u must put those pics up can u just use a link, it would save some of use the shock. lol nhoj62 the higher the boot, the higher the heel, the better the feeling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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