euchrid Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Dr Shoe wrote the lyrics to "Jumping Jack Flash". He traded them in on Swap Shop, receiving a partially-used tube of lip balm from a young Mick Jagger. Always High-Heel Responsibly
Dr. Shoe Posted May 27, 2008 Author Posted May 27, 2008 Eucrid used to have an orange dog but it had to be put down when it bit an exchange traffic warden from Botswana... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 Dr. Shoe lived with a family of trolls until his 20th birthday. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
euchrid Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 Shyguy always dresses as a Klingon when out in public. At home he dresses as Lieutenant Uhura, complete with ear-piece communicator and go-go boots --- except at bank holiday weekends when he dresses as a Californian surfer dude. Always High-Heel Responsibly
shyguy Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 Euchrid auditioned for the part of Catwoman in Batman Returns but turned down the role as the leather outfit made his bum look big. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Elegant Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Shyguy believes that Catwoman's outfit was made of *leather*. What is good for a goose, can be good for any gender!
Dr. Shoe Posted May 28, 2008 Author Posted May 28, 2008 Elegant was the original Homer Simpson on which the cartoon character is based. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
euchrid Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Dr Shoe did the voiceover acting for Morph on the childrens TV show "Take Hart". Always High-Heel Responsibly
shyguy Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Euchrid found the answer to life the universe and everything and wrote it on the back of a business card which he found in a phone box. Later, the card was washed in his trousers pocket and the secret was lost. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
euchrid Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Shyguy is allergic to the pastry used in Ginsters pasties so he sucks the fillings out through a straw just to be on the safe side. He feeds the empty pastry cases to his next-door neighbours' pet meercat when no one is looking. Always High-Heel Responsibly
Elegant Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Euchrid will be a Nightwish's new vocalist as soon as a frustrated fan kills Anette because of her repulsive voice! What is good for a goose, can be good for any gender!
thedesigner Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 nightwish, big up man ! Lies: rock is an outdated boring loud type of music only loved by heelwearers......
Dr. Shoe Posted May 29, 2008 Author Posted May 29, 2008 nightwish, big up man ! Lies: rock is an outdated boring loud type of music only loved by heelwearers..... I may have to delete this post, you're suppose to lie! Thedesigner is just a figment of Euchrid's imagination. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted May 29, 2008 Posted May 29, 2008 Dr. Shoe won Windsor Castle in a poker game with Prince Phillip. But to cover it up Phillip had him put in the Tower of London till he gave it back. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Dr. Shoe Posted May 29, 2008 Author Posted May 29, 2008 Shyguy is a complete fake. Not only are they not shy but they ain't a guy either! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Dr. Shoe was originally a Madame Tussauds waxwork, but was magically brought to life by pixies He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
euchrid Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 As a young boy, Shyguy was teased mercilessly by a gang of chimney sweeps. To this day he refuses to watch Mary Poppins. Always High-Heel Responsibly
Dr. Shoe Posted May 31, 2008 Author Posted May 31, 2008 Euchrid has a massive lump growing on the top of his head which he cunning disguises as a bowler hat! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Dr. Shoe used to play the xylophone using just two cotton buds pushed up his nostrils. This promising showbiz talent was lost when he developed hayfever. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
fastfreddy2 Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Shyguy has a tail. While known locally as 'big boy', he's left a lot of women disappointed when they found out what that 'lump' in his pocket actually was.
shyguy Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Fastfreddy2 lives in an Ikea superstore, moving from fake room to fake room to avoid discovery. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Dr. Shoe Posted June 1, 2008 Author Posted June 1, 2008 Shyguy was brought up by a family of squirnels which is a bit of a disadvantage owing to his nut allergy. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
fastfreddy2 Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Tara narrowly missed getting selected for Girls Aloud. Her therapist recently convinced her, that was a good thing. ...
shyguy Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Fastfreddy got his nickname when he didn't eat for 27 consecutive days. At the time he was known as fastingfreddy but subsequently dropped the "ing". He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Guest Loveshiheels Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Shyguy still believes the Earth is flat and the Sun still revolves around the Earth.
shyguy Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Loveshiheels can hold his breath underwater for up to 20 minutes at a time. It would be a guiness world record but he won't allow anyone to watch while he performs this feat, leading some to doubt the authenticity of his claims. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
fastfreddy2 Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 shyguy owns half of Bucks. Or was that "half a buck"?
shyguy Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Fastfreddy2 invented velcro but never patented his idea as he couldn't see any practical use other than holding on false beards. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
alphax Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 shyguy is Lucy Liu's alter ego on the Interweb when she wants to write about things she secretly loves like high heels and sleeping in a bathtub full of warm pasta.
fastfreddy2 Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 alphax has a 'thing' for green lipstick. His girlfriend doesn't mind, but she objects to calling him Kermit.
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