Francis Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 does anyone have any wierd and wacky songs that they've collected? I've a large number that have come via Dr.Demento, Ivor Biggun, Monty Python and Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson. Cows With Guns has been upgraded to include an animation, which was fun, but I want to know if anyone has a favourite weird song they like. so, come on, don't be bashful! Let us know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasbumpkin Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Well...since you put it that I have to reply.....how about stuff from: Frank Zappa, like "Why does it hurt when I pee", "Joe's garage" Lords of Acid " I must, I must, I must increase my bust." just a few....I could go on and on and on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 "Basket Ball Jones" by Chech and Chong. Now that brings back memories ( I think ) and their short poem, "Accapolco Gold" is a crack up. jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Be My Girl - Sally of The Police from their first album Outlandos d'Amour Boots, fascinating footwear http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i103/Boots_1956/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXT-1 Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Of coure I've heard of Kevin "Bloody" Wilson I have ALL of his albums In fact Infact he comes from Kalgoorlie which is a (mainly gold) mining town (small city actually) which is 600 Km east of Perth, Western australia (where I currently reside) he's very funny though and anyone who hasn't heard of him try http://www.wilson.com.au have heard of the cows with guns song has a few I was going to mention but I forgot what they were, later, TXT-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Oh yea....And my favourite Chech & Chong number was "Ear ache my eye". At least I think that's what it's called.Those early '70's are still a little hazy. jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoverfly Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 How about Weird Al Yankovick? Hello,  my name is Hoverfly. I’m a high heel addict…. Weeeeeeeeeee!  👠1998 to 2022! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Old 78 rpm record from parents collection: "Mareseatotes, doeseatdotes" - Kay Kaiser, I think from the 1940's. (Mareseatoats, Doeseatoats, littlelambseativey, etc.) (Or, does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bed post overnight?) Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk4625 Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Here's a couple I can think of. Der Fuhrer's Face Big Bad Bruce Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Ape Call by Nervous Norvous (sp) old 60's record more about him at http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/19/norvus.html Yeah love stuff by Kevin "bloody" Wilson esp. the Christmas one (hey santa claus you C**t ) Have a lot of Ivor Biggun and Judge dredd stuff too Any one remember the Not the Nine O Clock News teamssongs I like Trucking, and the Kate Bush and Abba Parodies ? He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay1 Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Where shall I start?? The FIRM - Star Trekkin' Arnee And The Terminators - I'll Be Back Monty Python - The Four Yorkshiremen (I know this isn't a song but it's hilarious anyway!) Danny John Jules (Cat from Red Dwarf) - Tongue Tied Several songs by Weird Al Yankovic Flanders And Swann - The Gnu Song Charlie Drake - My Boomerang Won't Come Back! "If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything..." - Dr Emmet L Brown - 1985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julietta Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Splodgenesabounds (not sure how you spell it) "Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps Please" Let calm be widespread May the sea glisten like greenstone And the shimmer of summer Dance across your pathway "Communication is a two way thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Mother-In-Law Sit on my face- Black vinyl turds I'm a wanker- Ivor Biggun 'E's gotta gun, I don' need one- peggy legge (on an old 78) Circumspiral- Roundthetwist Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Meatloaf : Bat out of hell II : track 7 : Wasted Youth (Note: Don't try this at home) Boots, fascinating footwear http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i103/Boots_1956/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamyam Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 I'm a big 'Weird Al' fan, but I've also discovered 'Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie' who have some wonderful songs. I also remember the Goons (my Dad's vinyl, honest) who had some top tunes, such as "I'm walking backwards for Christmas". One of my favourites is a chap called Tom Lehrer, who is or was a maths professor at Harvard. He's managed to sing the Periodic Table of the Elements, and many other ditties. I must admit to loving 'Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park', just for the title, although the song is pretty good too. Obsessed is such a strong word. I prefer to think of myself as "differently enthusiastic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 Pink Floyd from the Umma Gumma album : Several Small Species Of Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict Boots, fascinating footwear http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i103/Boots_1956/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk4625 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Here's another funny Pink Floyd song, Arnold Layne. Arnold Layne had a strange hobby Collecting clothes Moonshine washing line They suit him fine... I guess this means he goes out at night to steal (women's?) clothes that have been left out to dry, and later tries them on. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trolldeg Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 all the southpark songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk4625 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Suddenly all of these things are coming back... Napoleon XIV They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Haaa Three Stooges Three Little Fishies Senator Bobby Wild Thing Anything by David Seville (Ross Bagdasarian) and the Chipmunks Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azraelle Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Two songs I heard on the University of Idaho college campus radio station (KUOI) and recorded! way back in ~1979 that I haven't heard since, and never did catch the singers' names: Dr Jekyl's cola, and Frosty the Dopeman which sounded a lot like Tom Lehrer, but apparently wasn't as I've never seen anything resembling it in any of his compilations. I also like Boot to the Head by The Frantics, but that is available through Dr. Demento. "All that you can decide, is what to do with the time that is given you."--Gandalf, "Life is not tried, it is merely survived -If you're standing outside the fire."--Garth Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 I have a copy of The Frantics - Tae Kwan Leap (Boot to the Head) as an MP3. It's hilarious!! I got a variation on the Frosty theme too, except mines Frosty the Pervert! On the same vein there's Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer! Madness is not an option! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita C. Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 THE RODEO SONG, BLOW ME! by Red Peters, Spike Jones' version of Cocktails For Two . . . YEAH, BABY!! "Spike Heels . . a Pork-pie hat . . Have on the mend in no time flat . . Ten Minutes 'Till The Savages Come by Manhatten Transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita C. Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 "Johnny-Are You Queer?", and "VIVA, Las Vegas" by the Dead Kennedys! "Spike Heels . . a Pork-pie hat . . Have on the mend in no time flat . . Ten Minutes 'Till The Savages Come by Manhatten Transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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