thedesigner Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 It's the festive season, so the joke writer you love to hate offers YOU the chance to select a tag line for the following question: Why doesn't Father Christmas wear heels when he delivers on Christmas Eve? 1/ well, one day a year off aint bad.... 2/ the click click click will wake the kids up and they will see him.... 3/ cos his red trousers aint long enough to hide them.... 4/ cos he doesnt want to damage them coming down the chimney.... 5/ cos of 'elf' and safety.... Be good children and answer this quiz, or Santa will bring you a pair of crocs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 6) He doesn't want to pay to repair all those roofs from his stilettos digging in? T&H "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Because the Louboutin's cost way too much to cover the red with soot. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 He doesn't want to clash with Mrs. Christmas???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vector Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Cause "Spike" was supposed to be the name of the next reindeer, not his footwear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen J Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Up on the roofftop click, click, click. He slipped and then fell off, poor St Nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Up on the roofftop click, click, click. He slipped and then fell off, poor St Nick. His stiletto high heels went click, click, click. He slipped on the ice and he fell pretty quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty55 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 How about 'he was afraid he'd overbalance on the pitched roofs and fall off!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yozz Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Because he doesn't want to cool his heels? Raise your voice. Put on some heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy N. Heels Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 When up on the roof there arose such a clatter, St. Nick in heels was what was the matter. Then what to my wondering eys should appear? St. Nicolas in heels and a sleigh being pulled by lively reindeer. Come on guys, I know some of you sharp guys can jump on this one. Keep on stepping, Guy N. Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty55 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Were the reindeer in heels too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Were the reindeer in heels too? Only Dancer, Prancer, Cupid, and Vixen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyFeat Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 One word...OSHA (well in the US at least) Style is built from the ground up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I received a Christmas gift one year of a sweatshirt with a cartoon picture of Santa, his sleigh, and the reindeer crashed onto an outhouse. The caption showed Santa saying to the reindeer... "I said the Schmidt house!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Only Dancer, Prancer, Cupid, and Vixen. those four were wearing pumps, the other four were wearing kneehigh stiletto heel boots. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vector Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 When up on the roof there arose such a clatter, St. Nick in heels was what was the matter. Then what to my wondering eys should appear? St. Nicolas in heels and a sleigh being pulled by lively reindeer. Come on guys, I know some of you sharp guys can jump on this one. Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Hooo, Hooo, Hooo, Hooo My feet are a hurtin' in these Jimmy Choos Ms. Clause was right, and by golly she should know Jimmy Choo pumps are no good in the snow... Next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy N. Heels Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 No no, you guys just aren't with it! Its more like: I ran to the window, tore down the curtain and threw open the sash, Then I fell to the ground with a really loud crash! But I did like the one about the Schmidt house too. Keep on stepping, Guy N. Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 One word...OSHA (well in the US at least) Shame on you Happy Feet this is a family program and your using dirty words. Or at least it is from a safety compliance point of view. "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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