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Indeed. The next person always looks impeccable, absolutely loves wearing and talking about shoes. And wishes its would be friday again.

"Even when I'm a mess, I put on a vest... with an S on my chest, oh yes.. I'm a Superwoman.. "

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i met this man the other day.

I said, what do you do?

He said i;m an unemployed piano player.

Why, i said.

Cos my fingers are too short, he replied, i cant reach the black notes. THey sacked me.

I said, thats unfair.

He said, i know. Can you help me?

I thought for a bit, then i had an idea.

If you wore heels, you'd be higher up and nearer the keys, i suggested.

I tried it, it didn't make a big difference, he replied, showing me his 8" heels.

I thought again.

Why dont you have false nail extensions, i asked, your fingers will be longer!

I have, he replied, showing me his 9" nails. I can still only reach the white notes with them on. Look !

Well, i said, why don't you go into the bar instead of trying to reach the piano across the street....

No, he said, i don't drink.

unlike moi....

the next person will be sober....

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After thinking about it, and coming to the conclusion that my next pair of heels will be chunkier, rounder toe (maybe Mary Janes?), which will suit my body shape better, the next person who posts will be one who enjoys a long, thin stiletto heel, and can wear them well!

Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!!

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