roniheels Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Shyguy just returned from a ski trip with Lindsey Lohan and Britiny Spears.
Dr. Shoe Posted June 7, 2008 Author Posted June 7, 2008 Roniheels should know as "she" was the hostess on th flight back. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Dr. Shoe was the first choice to play Mr. Pink in the film Reservoir Dogs but lost the role when he turned up in a pink ballerina costume with matching heels. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
euchrid Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Shyguy absolutely loves Karaoki. Only trouble is, he always performs the same song - "Shaddup You Face" by Joe Dolce. Always High-Heel Responsibly
roniheels Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Euchrid just recently appeared as the guest patient in the T.V. series "House" with fellow Englishman Hugh Laurie.
Dr. Shoe Posted June 7, 2008 Author Posted June 7, 2008 Roniheels is tipped to play Davros in an upcoming episode of Dr Who. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Dr. Shoe would know as he is writer, executive producer, casting agent and canteen staff as well as playing Dalek twins in the same episode He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Dr. Shoe Posted June 7, 2008 Author Posted June 7, 2008 And Shyguy is directing it. It will also feature the famous "Milton Keynes Dalek Duo". Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Dr. Shoes alter ego, Tara, is shortlisted to be Dr. Whos next assistant, although the shows producers fear she may upstage David Tennant. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
roniheels Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 Shyguy has been cast in the title role in the new BBC T.V. series, "Sherlock Holmes in the 21st Century."
Dr. Shoe Posted June 8, 2008 Author Posted June 8, 2008 Roniheels once worked as Ivana trump's personal maid but his cover was blown when she went to specsavers and got a pair of varifocals. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 Dr. Shoe is shoe advisor to Gwyneth Paltroe, and gets her cast off shoes when she is finished with them. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Dr. Shoe Posted June 8, 2008 Author Posted June 8, 2008 Oooh now how I wish! Shyguy works as a binman for Leeds City council and commutes from Milton Keynes daily by hovercraft. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 Dr Shoe has, after much legal wrangling through the courts, secured a dual gender passport. This means he can travel as Dr. Alvin Shoe or Tara Rah-BoomDeAye He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
roniheels Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 As a former Air Force jet pilot, Shyguy, with approved permisions from all parties involved, flew a new prototype supersonic jet while dressed as Mary Poppins.
Dr. Shoe Posted June 8, 2008 Author Posted June 8, 2008 Roniheels is a Jack Russell trapped inside the body of a man. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
roniheels Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 On his recent visit to New York City, Dr. Shoe was given the oportunity to perform at Radio City Music Hall with the Rockettes.
shyguy Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 roniheels still has a set of keys to 10 Downing street after staying there overnight as a guest of Tony Blair 5 years ago. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
roniheels Posted June 8, 2008 Posted June 8, 2008 Shyguy is really an investigative reporter for an underground newspaper who broke the story that United States President George W. Bush loves to dress in high heels and stroll through the Rose Garden while wearing them.
fastfreddy2 Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 roniheels likes to have a weekly bath in warm baked beans. Not only does it keep him looking young, but stops him getting hungry for the 2 hours he's in the bath.
Dr. Shoe Posted June 9, 2008 Author Posted June 9, 2008 Freddy is the Uk's tallest man at 8'2.25". However, he only weighs 12 stone. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
shyguy Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Dr. Shoe runs a nightclass for adults on how to draw cartoon characters He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
alphax Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Shyguy doesn't use a parachute when skydiving. He just steps out of the plane onto his heels.
shyguy Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Alphax once walked across the the Himalayas in stilettos as he'd heard there was a shoe sale on. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
euchrid Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Shyguy auditioned for this years Big Brother but he was rejected coz Davina McCall thought he looked "a bit shifty". Always High-Heel Responsibly
shyguy Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 fastfreddy2 owns the worlds biggest model railway layout. It is a full size replica of the whole England rail network and runs alongside the real tracks. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
roniheels Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Fastfreddy2 just recently performed "Swan Lake" at the Albert Hall while wearing ballet boots with 8" heels.
Dr. Shoe Posted June 10, 2008 Author Posted June 10, 2008 Roniheels once owned a petfood factory near San Diego. he went out of business because most pet owners were put off by his choice of flavours. Skunk and Liver didn't sell as well as expected. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
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