JeffM Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Because we have a jokes section I thought it might be fun to have a car bumper sticker section. Hope there isnt one already. To start off one for the girls/ladies I saw this one today. "I believe in dragons, good men and other fanciful creatures" Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr. Shoe Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 ...I owe, I owe, so off to work I go! ...Maybe it's big horse I love you. ...Airbag test zone. ...Your skid stops here! (on a truck) ...Mother-in-law in boot. (Boot=trunk in US) ...I iz a collidge stoodint! ...Komunists kan't sbell. ...This car may be old and slow but it's paid for and in front of you! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azraelle Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 I wasn't going to post this since I don't consider it particularly humorous, but since it is you Dr. Shoe I can't resist: You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, dead fingers. (Was also a line from the redneck to the alien in the original Men in Black movie, whereupon the Bug says "Proposal accepted!" "All that you can decide, is what to do with the time that is given you."--Gandalf, "Life is not tried, it is merely survived -If you're standing outside the fire."--Garth Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 "If you think this Caravan is big, my other one has 20 camels." Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk4625 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Here's a couple: 1. The Romans were right. Throw 'em to the lions. 2. So many cats, so few recipes. 3. Dying a natural death is for pussies (US Marine Corps) 4. A black woman's BMW (fill in model number). Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyScraper Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 err... www.treadwear.co.uk is that enough bumperstickers for you??? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azraelle Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Eat, Drink, and be Merry, for tomorrow you may be in UTAH! Caution! Driver chews tobacco! The PARTS falling off this vehicle are of the finest British Craftsmanship. (found on the bumper of a restored Austin-Healy) Don't laugh--it's paid for! I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you! So many men, so little time! "All that you can decide, is what to do with the time that is given you."--Gandalf, "Life is not tried, it is merely survived -If you're standing outside the fire."--Garth Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaphod Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Born free ..... taxed to death. Xa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasbumpkin Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 There are two kinds of people: Those who are Texan, and those who wish they were. People suck! Keep honking. I'm reloading. My kid was prisoner of the month at county jail. Don't drive faster then your gaurdian angel can fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoverfly Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires. Hello, my name is Hoverfly. I’m a high heel addict…. Weeeeeeeeeee! 👠1998 to 2022! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamyam Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 On the back of the biggest motor caravan I've ever seen: "Retired and spending the kids' inheritance!" Obsessed is such a strong word. I prefer to think of myself as "differently enthusiastic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCinHeels Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 your horn blows, do you? prevent traffic jams, legalize vehicular weaponry born ok the first time i used to have a handle on life, then it broke the fastest way to this man's heart is with nice legs in high heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I love cats .... they taste like chicken. I am not crazy. The voice in my head told me so. I'm spending my kids inheritance. Keep honking ..... I'm reloading. Do unto others before they do unto you. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Stop reading my bumper sticker and watch the road. click .... click .... click .... The sensual sound of stiletto heels on a hard surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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