Francis

Sohoboot, they look more like riggers boots which would be a reason why they are overlooked, plus the outward appearance with thicker treads gives them a workmanlike style. So anyone looking would think "Ah, heavy manual worker" and then think no more A bit harder to get away with a 4inch heel variation though, but as you've noticed most people don't look or don't care

kris

Spot the Virgin !!! you'll be picked on because you haven't been before It's a bloody good experience, you'll enjoy it loads plus there'll be more shoes and boots than you can shake a stick at. half of the men going will be wearing high heels and 3/4 of the women will be wearing higher

Dockbay94, just make sure you don't get grabbed by the bagels !

highrise

that was Dr.Everitt Scott shortly after being De-Medusa'd and RHPS is playing on my tv at the moment

hermetically

take away the fur and I'll wear them very nice sheen to the gold!

only if the prize is a date with the girl oops! my missus will slap me that one!

expletive

don't need to go miles! Just need to sit out in town or round Tesco or Sainsbury's

There are some absolutely georgous boots and shoes parading around major supermarkets. And, someone please tell me, why do not have my camera with me when these fanastic boots go by??????

(smacks himself in the head for being a dufus!)

Was that a purr I heard from you, Suzy? You go, girl!

feed

maybe I should go and wait for her with my camera Kettering's only 15 mile away

I'm afraid, that I'm still on girlfriend number 1 that knew of my 'interests' and she thinks it's great! FF can vouch for that! All she asks is that I don't spend my life buying more shoes and boots that will only get occasional wear, like my ballets and thigh highs. Although if we get the money, she's going to buy me a pair of thigh high ballets (one's with padlocks, so she can keep the key, kinky bitch!) She's cool about me in 4"+ heels, but has issues about me in stilettos at the moment. Maybe when I've lost the spare tyre from my waist that will change.

Squirrel heels; you know, it sounds like you were almost disappointed that no-one noticed you wearing your heels! Yes, we were all like that at some time, especially when you go out in a nice pair and no-one spots them. Disappointing? Try, Gutted! But then most people don't care what you're wearing unless you point it out or are wearing something so obvious (big sign saying "Look at my shoes!") then why should they bother looking? Terayon; an analogy of Maplins for you would be something like Tandy or Radio Shack.

Peasy

twine

Well done, SH ! only another 400 posts to go to make it to the top 10 ! assuming no-one up there posts anything keep it up!

I'm not keen on them myself ! but someone out there likes them, or they wouldn't have been made!

. J .

impossible

5/10 so what does that tell me? That I'm not half autistic and half neurotypical. Face it, I'm weird!

and a nutrient drip so I never need to leave the house again

add a sipping tube attached a bottle of whisky and move the computer into the bathroom

I'm looking into ADSL for a connection with either BT or OneTel. Both offer the same speed 512k but offer a better upstream speed than NTL, 256k as opposed to 128k. Plus they don't mind you serving webpages from your machine, which would be quite handy for me. Just means the computer will be left on more often. That'll annoy the household management

would that be a male BSH or female BSH? anyone want to give a size on BSH? I just thought about how big they'd be if a BSH was the size of my grandad's hand. He could hold a rugby ball end on between his thumb and forefinger EE's anyone?