Anita C. Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 ADVENTURES OF THE SENSATIONAL STILETTO SISTERS Part Deux Lost in L.A. Candi & Anita are on a sojourn to Los Angeles. They are just returning to the Hotel after a day of . . . shopping & sightseeing. Anita: Did you see that guy in front of the hotel? Blue Eyeshadow? Oh- puh-LEASE! Candi: Loved his boots! Anita: They WERE fabulous! I DO think that black patent thigh-high 5" Stiletto heeled boots were a bit much for 10:00 am. But . . . Candi: Los Angeles-the City of Angels?? Whoever came up with that name has OBVIOUSLY not been here in a while! Anita: At least not anywhere near Hollywood Boulevard. Candi: And just WHO in HELL is Angelyne? I must have seen 10 billboards with her pinkness plastered on it and have NO CLUE as to just who she is. Anita: She's a local celebrity . . . of sorts. Candi: Of WHAT? WHAT or WHO did she do to be in your face virtually everywhere. Print, billboards . . . I actually SAW her in her Pepto-colored Corvette. She was wearing more make-up than all the hookers we saw last night put together! She doesn't much go in for the natural look, does she? Anita: Nope . . . I bet she's had a nip & tuck here & there. Candi: Gee-d'ya think? One guy said if she has one more face lift she's gonna have a goatee. Anita: Welcome to LA! Candi: You cannot go a block without seeing an ad for a cosmetic surgeon, a 'nail salon, or a MAC store. Anita: We did have fun in the Garment District! Candi: Sequined gowns - $70! Anita: And Fredericks' of Hollywood! Candi: The Bra Museum . . . and S H O E S ! Anita: TONY SHOES!!! Candi: You're right- it was worth it. I did see an unusual sign at that kids' store we past by. Anita: I must have missed it. Candi: It read "Michael Jackson Special-Boys Underwear 1/2 off!" Anita: I am so worried about you. Candi: Someone needs to be. Say-why is ir that you never see Micheal Jackson photographed with Janet? Anita: Hmmm. . . must be a kind of Clark Kent/Superman thing. Candi: Say good night, Anita. Anita: "Good night Anita!" was that ok. Candi: That was fine, precious. A & C "Spike Heels . . a Pork-pie hat . . Have on the mend in no time flat . . Ten Minutes 'Till The Savages Come by Manhatten Transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 And ------ fade with theme music Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Candi: Someone needs to be. Say-why is ir that you never see Micheal Jackson photographed with Janet? Anita: Hmmm. . . must be a kind of Clark Kent/Superman thing. I've seen them together, it's LaToya you never see him with! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thighbootguy Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Anita: Did you see that guy in front of the hotel? Blue Eyeshadow? Oh- puh-LEASE! Candi: Loved his boots! Anita: They WERE fabulous! I DO think that black patent thigh-high 5" Stiletto heeled boots were a bit much for 10:00 am. But . . . It's the blue eyeshadow that was too much. I didn't realize that there was a time window in which wearing thigh boots wasn't Ok. I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Don't worry there isn't. However, everyone knows that heel heights should not exceed 5" and the boots have to be matt or leather. No patent before 4pm and no heel heights to exceed 5" before 11am. I suspect this person was on his way home. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris100575 Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Apparently in Carmel it's illegal to wear high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 and in Florida it's illegal for men to wear strapless evening gowns. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelboykiz Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 haha oh well there goes my plans : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Apparently in Carmel it's illegal to wear high heels. Remind me never to visit Carmel. click .... click .... click .... The sensual sound of stiletto heels on a hard surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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