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  1. You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area... The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill. If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. * Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash. Beauty is only a light switch away. * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. * Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C. Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?" * Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? * The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. * Men's rest room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz. A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. * Women's rest room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Tex. Watch out for gay limbo dancers. * Inside toilet stall door, men's rest room? Express Lane: Five beers or less. * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, Ariz. You're too good for him. * Sign over mirror in women's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA No wonder you always go home alone. * Sign over mirror in men's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. * Men's rest room, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY jim

  2. I thought I might share this with you guys... How are friendships created; What bonds their souls to each? Is it sharing their deepest secrets Or the love spoken in their speech? How are friendships kept Through the strain that they may face? Is it saying, ?I love you?... sometimes, Or occasionally touching base? How are friendships lost When there seemed no end in sight? By ignoring their pain and anguish, And not sharing in their delight. So, I pledge to you, my friend, I?ll never walk away; I?ll share the good and bad, And beside you... I?ll always stay. And when life isn?t worth it, When the tears roll down your cheek Just close your eyes and listen And from a distance... you?ll hear me speak. Though my words at times seem pointless, When no answers I seem to impart Don?t listen the way you have in the past But listen with your heart. For the important things in life Are invisible to your eyes; You?ll hear them in your heart For your heart will tell no lies. So, though I may be far away, Too far for you to reach, Remember I?m there forever For I?ve told you in my speech. Yet, distance never mattered For distance will only depend On the depth of the love I have... And I love you dearly, my friend. So when clouds are at their darkest And no lining do you see You have a friend, so close, And that friend - my friend - is me.

  3. It's definitely not just a girl thing, not these days at least. I also prefer the smooth look and the sensual feelings hairless legs bring about. I've tried the razor blade but now prefer a device called an Epilady.It's a wonder of modern technology and has a rotating coil spring that pluck the hair. The first time I used it I made the mistake of waiting until the hair was quite long and the dam thing nearly ate me alive! Thankfully I recovered from that little trauma and now I've got the hang of the thing, it plucks those pesky leg hairs out in a jiffy. jim

  4. I love the boots!! The style is rather severe but I like it a lot. Thanks for sharing your treasures. As I'm not planning a trip to Spain in the near future, which is a real shame, I will swing by the Luichiny site for a little peek. Perhaps they have my size in stock. :wink: It's good to know they ship internationally but I would love to try those little numbers on in person....oh my, would I ever! jim

  5. Hi Jay,Those little numbers are really not me but each to his own.

    Enjoy your new heels and thanks for sharing.

    Pissssst, Jay....."there's a fury woodland creature that lives here-a-bouts,if he see's them you're gonna get a handbagging for sure." :wink:

    jim

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