jim

Greetings

vacant

room

but narrow minded

Struth, 1892 posts!.. .You'll need oxygen if you go much higher!

our contempt, for

Winston's come backs.. Lady Astor to Churchill: "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison" Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it" Bessie Braddock to Churchill: "Winston, your drunk!" Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober" ...ouch!

indubitably !

Shillyshally.

RULES OF LIFE 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, HE WILL NOT use, as his messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. 6. You should not confuse your career with your life. 7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too Seriously. 8. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 9. Never lick a steak knife. 10. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. 11. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) 14. Your friends will love you anyway. 15. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. 16. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 17. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 18. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right." 19. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 20. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. 21. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?" 22. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. 23. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 24. Work is good, but it's not that important. 25. And finally; Be really nice to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. jim

black leather dress

now this sounds interesting.

jim

Do you guys find this a bad thing or dispise me for it?

No my friend, no matter what your age.We would never condem you for your chioce in clothing nor how you choose to wear it.

You are welcome here...

jim

Well done Julietta.....

jim

Traumatic (amputaion)

wire

he squawked,tears

Precious!

chuckle

chorus was thwarted

tyranny and oppression.

tall"! in their

release

(clever) enjoy!

chilled

and tops it all off with transvestite-red toe talons.

GGrrrrrrrrr! And I called them Pea Heads!Those words don't come close!

Heat are gonna get an email from the Kiwi Conection for sure and there will be plenty from me.

Please, do post the full artical if you can, I would really like to see it.

jim