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Roniheels works for his local community replacing bulbs in street lighting. He doesn't carry ladders, just a selection of platform shoes of different heights to reach the various lamps.

Patentheel was the voice of KITT the car in Knight Rider, he tried for the role of Michael but was turned down in favour of David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff as he had his own leather jacket.

Elton John was also so impressed with Euchrids ability to walk in heels that he penned the song "I'm Still Standing" as a tribute.

Euchrid had odd growths on the top of his head which made his shadow resemble the playboy bunny logo, he was going to try getting royalties from the Playboy empire for use of his shadows image. Unfortunately the appendages changed shape, and mickey mouse can now be found in his silouhette.

Stilettoscot has a black belt in origami, and once made a pair of paper high heels which he could actually walk in. Unfortunately he didn't spot the puddle in his path, and the shoes went soggy and collapsed in a papier mache mess.

Those are terrible pictures, what were you hoping to achieve with those? I guess to each his own, but I'd rather you didn't share any more like that.

Roniheels was once a glamorous assistant to a magician, but it all went sour when the magician asked roniheels for his hand in marriage and he had to confess his dark secret. He was already married to conjoined twins.

12 years ago, I would have voted heaven, now I prefer a quiet life.

Stilettoscott isn't, he is a woman called edna who has only ever worn flat shoes.

Fastfreddy2 saw him while he was out on a midnight stroll, and I can now reveal that fastfreddy2 can't go out in daylight as he is a vampire. All this time he has tried to hide it by wearing heels and blaming them as the reason for only going out after dark...

Glad to hear all is well after your fall. Now be more careful next time.

Peugeot 106s are super little cars.

I prefer the ones you ended up with anyway, but that's just my opinion.

loves shiny shoes

PatentHeel writes the date in roman numerals whenever he fills in forms.

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stilettoscot worked as an extra on baywatch and can be seen in the background of most of the slow motion shots in a turquoise sarong and matching wedge heeled sandals.

fitting in nicely

Good luck Marcus, study hard, then play harder still when you pass.

Dr. Shoe is an expert on plankton and marine biology in general.

Euchrid is lined up to play the bionic woman in a big screen remake and will be doing all his / her own stunts in 5" heels.

I didn't get my invite to the last one (or this one yet), but I'd guess the answers yes knowing what I do

I looked, laughed, then thought "who would buy something like that for a baby?" I'm sure I wouldn't, as SarahLou already said it's premature sexualisation of a child. They lose their innocence far too young as it is (I'm a father to 3 daughters, so I know it only too well).

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