shyguy

Patentheel spends the weekends as a Shirley Bassey imitator. He once came second in a Shirley Bassey lookalike competition which he could have won except he refused to don sparkly diamond encrusted wellingtons to complete the glastonbury look.

Oh yeah, forgot about the Wii, I also use Opera then.

I use my phone to make phone calls. Sometimes I send a text too. Luddite or what?

Poll added. I use Internet Explorer 7. I have tried Firefox on so many occasions, and found it either crashes frequently, or is slooooow, it's still on my pc but I don't know why. I did use Opera too many years back, but they started trying to charge for it at some point and I gave up using it.

As an avid crossword fan thedesigner was THE designer for the MK grid system and roundabouts, and thankful we are to him for it. Unfortunately he is unable to navigate around his own design, and he has spent the last ten years dreaming of getting out of the system and down to Brighton then on to St Mildred's Home for the Mentally Bewildered and Bereft to live out the rest of his days weaving baskets.

The Kinks song "Lola" was originally a tribute to Dr. Shoes alter ego and was to be called Tara. Unfortunately they couldn't find any drink to rhyme with Tara and renamed it Lola.

Moved this thread out of the shoe pictures board as it has no shoe pictures.

The phone my friend has is a Sony Ericsson K100i and she tells me it takes excellent pictures and is quick and easy to use.

I just bought the attached for £20 from Faith. Size 8 uk, really comfortable and perfect for wearing with skinny jeans.

Great find Benno, I liked the style, and think they'd be great for wearing outside as a shyguy. Showed my wife the pics on the site linked to, and she remarked "Mary Poppins"

PatentHeel advised me which dentist to go to, and that I should wear just an apron and 6" stilettos. He said it's the same one he always goes to, and after she polishes your teeth she will wash and polish your car.

always looks sharp

logic

The designer owns a large piece of real estate near Dorset which he intends to add to by buying up a local mental health unit. He will also own rights to the design of the building and intends to block any attempts to copy it.

You're right it is only available on one network in the UK. Just been told about a Sony Ericson which is very good picture quality (5mp) and quick to take a pic. Will find out more from the person who has it.

A diet pepsi and 2 cholesterol tablets, it sounds very high calorie, and extremely bad for the cholesterol levels.

To this day FastFreddy2 still denies there are any strings on the Thunderbirds, and believes they are all true stories captured in supermarionation ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermarionation ) by a news team.

I don't like mayonnaise....

PatentHeel lives in an extinct volcano in the middle of the pacific ocean. From his secret underground lair he has demanded that the world send him every pair of shoes in his size. If they do not comply he is going to unleash a deadly athletes foot fungus in all major towns and cities. Even if this fails he owns shares in a major footcare company, so either way he wins.

I will ask my 14 year old, not quite 15 but may have an answer lol.

You've already stated the problems with camera phones, you'll be hard pressed to find one which reacts quickly as they're always overloaded with menus to get through, or slowed by all the other add-ons people "need" in a phone. My own Nokia has ok resolution, and goes to camera with one button press, once you unlock the keypad. Then you have a menu to get through before taking a picture. Your victim will more than likely be gone by then.

roniheels is a cat person, but didn't want to miss out on the usefulness of dog ownership, and has trained his cat to bring his slippers to him in his favourite armchair.

microscopic

Kinky Boots is a fun movie, I'm looking forward to watching it again.

Dr. Shoe is completely sane

Dr. Shoes condition as an inmate at the "St. Mildred's home for the mentally bewidered and bereft" near Poole in Dorset is so bad that he refers to his doctors as inmates because of his confusion.