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Two elephants and a cymbol fall off a cliff. B-DUM TSHHH

The only way to have the last word in an arguement is to say, "honey, I suppose you're right..."

YOU REMEMBER WHAT THE DRUNK SAID when he fell into a vat of whiskey? "Death, where is thy sting?"

A GUY RAN INTO A BAR and said, "Bartender, quick--give me something for a headache."

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired on a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ... Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "SUPPLIES!!!"

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "I'll have a brandy........................................... .............................................................. .............................................................. .............................................................. .............................................................. .............................................................. ..........and coke." The bartender asks: "What's with the big pause?" The bear responds: "I dunno. I've always had them."

So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog died."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer and a mop."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

As soon as he got off work, a guy ran into a bar and said, "Ow!"

A guy runs into a bar, huffing and puffing madly for about two minutes, but he's still running in place. "What the hell are you doin'?" asks the bartender in his Scottish brogue. "Are you thinkin' this is Gold's gym or sometin?" "No," the guy replies, still running. "But I'm competing for the world's longest duration run, and your sign said "Guinness..."... ... .. . .... ...................... . . . .. . .................... Oh, ok. I get it.

A guy runs into a bar, well, through it actually. The barkeep just locked the back door, so...

A guy ran into a bar and shouted, "Two mudders and a flubnappet!" Yeah, I didn't understand him either.

A guy runs into a bar, rebounds, then tries it again. The bartender, a relic from the Alaskan gold-mining days, was curious as to the man's antics, and asks the man his name. "Singletary!" he yells before running into the bar again.

What the heck are you doing, lad, running into my bar like that? You'll knock it down, you will!

"I'm Samurai!" the guy replied, and hit it again, moving it a good two feet off center.

"You're daft!" said the barman, after steadying himself. "Get the hell out of my bar!"

"Why should I?" shouted the guy. "Your sign says '49ers Welcome!'"

(ummm if you need this joke explained, you're not an American football fan..., but here's a big hint: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Singletary)

A guy runs into a bar and shouts "FIRE!" They do. He's dead.

A guy runs into a bar. Fortunately, he wasn't going very fast, so he's fine.

David Attenborough has discovered a new tribe of Pygmies in deepest Africa. They live amongst the 6 feet tall elephant grass. Standing at just 4 feet 3 inches tall, they are called the Fuqarewees.

They keep jumping up and shouting "Where the **** are we?"

Not to be confused with a highly instrospective neighboring tribe known as the "Hudufuqarewees."

I couldn't find anything else on why Tim Broad and Morrissey decided to include the shots of schoolboy's in stilettos. So if anyone else has any additional information on this, it would be much appreciated!

From what I understand, it was primarily to increase exposure of the video, but the idea was conceived primarily due to the Robert Palmer video of the mid/late late 80's where the "hottie" displayed more towards the end was a transvestite. It may also have gained some impetus with John Ritter's son wearing heels as a stunt (ghastly color, and style not too cool, either), but the latter remains a guess.

What killed it? The word "brief" or "lederhosen?"

While some folks go for the really high altitude shoes with 6 or 7 inch heels - or more (do those come with an oxygen mask?), I seriously doubt that I could manage anything above a 5" heel and then it would have to have a platform.

A couple years ago I worked my way into a five inch heel, but trying to maintain it was much more trouble that it was worth, so I now wear heels ranging from nothing to 4 inches, with my most comfortable being 3.5 inches.

Besides, at 5" I start bumping into the overheads of doorways.

PS - I especially like the higher-heeled boot and the second to last loafer.

Yeah, I know - cruddy title.

But great at marrying heels with clogs and other shoe expertise, and a man could get away wearing any one of these styles (sadly, only up to a size 42 EU).

The bloody thing's just been round again and I've had to put Rammstein on at high volume to cover the noise and get Old McSoddingDonald out of my head!

Phew, feel a bit better for that.

Chris

Intriguing intellect but they're quite the pervs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammstein

Rammstein

I think curvier people look good in heels. By curvy, I don't mean obese or melty-beast, though high heels kind of have an aesthetic associated with them. It'd be out of place for someone [male or female] and of any body type to be wearing an old t-shirt, gym shorts, and a just-got-out-of-bed hairstyle with heels, it would still look dumpy no matter how nice the heels are.

What about 4 inch cowboy boots on a man in jeans?

Agreed that tastefulness applies to all clothing, not just the heels themselves.