PJ Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 .......It's a toss up for me, the heels or the Vette. Hmmm, that's a tough choice. Vette ? I don't see no Vette !!! How's that for a high heel addict ? click .... click .... click .... The sensual sound of stiletto heels on a hard surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaphod Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 .... you think "hang on, the house looks a bit funny" then you realise that you are walking barefoot and everything is about 4" higher than normal. Xa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_look Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 why do so many of the statements apply to me. i must be an adict too not that i care i admit i am. I think the one id like to be more familiar with is when im walkin down the street in my heels, they become so natural that i forget ive even got them on. itd be a nice milestone. hopefully might kick in at the London meet as i will have nothing under 4.5in with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheels Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 When you are buying Jimmy Choos and thinking "I can afford both pairs". Heel thyself Over 50 pairs of heels now on my website at www.geocities.com/wayneheels/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelfan Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 When you walk into a lamp-post SMACK! because you have been looking at nothing but the the 5" heels teetering along on the opposite pavement/sidewalk. Cheerfully yours, Heelfan Onwards and upwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 That's dead easy: When a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by and the first thing you look at, and notice, and ask yourself, is what does she have on her feet?! You win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genebujold Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 You notice, but cannot decipher, the occasional stares at your feet then the rest of your body - until about half an hour after crawling into bed, at which point you smile and roll over, falling to sleep knowing that tomorrow is another day to do it all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ionic Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 ...when you get a rush and a buzz clicking the eBay bid button for yet another bargain pair of boots ~ and get the buzz again a few days later when you open the parcel in anticipation... /I /I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Ain't that the truth!!! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jo Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Heeheee I have seen that big cupboard full of various ebay purchases at Dr. Shoe's place. Yep, it is big and it is full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurieheels Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 When you drive around for 45 minutes, getting lost in the attempt of finding the place to pick up your new shoes, instead of just suggesting they be mailed out and letting them arrive at your own door. An addict hates to wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badger Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 When you give up a weekend of watching football, so you can take your wife boot shopping! Everyone should wear boots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita C. Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 You wear 5"ers to work all day and switch to 5.5"ers for the evening. "Spike Heels . . a Pork-pie hat . . Have on the mend in no time flat . . Ten Minutes 'Till The Savages Come by Manhatten Transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 When you're a trucker and you take your tacograph break in a place you know you're going to see heels galoree! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurieheels Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 When you line up your shoes on your bedroom floor as if it's a shoe party, and your feet are invited! Yes, I realize that's a bit strange sounding, but just think about it for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badger Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 You know you are a high heel addict, when you are walking down the stairs and you hear a pair of heels above you and you slow down to let the woman in heels catch up. Everyone should wear boots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 When you line up your shoes on your bedroom floor as if it's a shoe party, and your feet are invited! Yes, I realize that's a bit strange sounding, but just think about it for a bit. What's so strange about that?! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurieheels Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Well, it seems strange because there's no one else to invite over for the party. It was a comment from one of my sisters, about the shoe party, when I was living with her all of the time. There were shoes, neatly placed all over, and everything else was a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefox Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 When you've got 2 bookcases each holding 30 pairs, all full of boots. Most(95%) of them are high heels but some are not. In truth, I just like shoes, appreciating the different shapes and the construction of them. No one can deny me the use of such a collection Who's for the next shoe party then. You may not be able to fit in the boots, but I do a good line in fondues, spicy food, and no doubt some slide shows could be arranged, plus I have the SWF DVD. What more could want for an evenings entertainment ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ionic Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 When your latest pair of sensible brogue style lace up 'flatties' actually have a 2.5inch block heel. /I /I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jo Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 >> What more could want for an evenings entertainment ? << Anita C. doing stand up comedy in her new Ballet Boots? That would be entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurieheels Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Fondues and spicy food do it for me. Someone buy me a plane ticket and arrange for a nice hotel suite. Something visiting royalty would stay in should do well enough, I suppose. You could do a psycho chicks movie night, getting all sorts of movies that fit the bill, though I am not sure what else would have lots of heels in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badger Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 You know you are a high heeled addict, when you are disappointed by unseasonably warm weather, because fewer women will be in high heeld boots. Everyone should wear boots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffM Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Off subject but does any one know why the Swiss invented Fondues? They take so long to cook your meal that the only thing you can do between the courses is drink more wine. yeah! hick! Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffM Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Laurie said When you drive around for 45 minutes, getting lost in the attempt of finding the place to pick up your new shoes, instead of just suggesting they be mailed out and letting them arrive at your own door. An addict hates to wait. Was this really you? I had no idea it was like that when you told me how awkward it was to get there. Sorry but still it causes a or three now. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 You know you are a high heeled addict, when you are a man and you know the femal-male shoe conversions/sizes from 3 different continents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 You enrol on a three year college course to learn how to design and make them! After that you still go back every couple of years to do an evening course in advance shoe-making! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris100575 Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 When you think that selling anything less than four inches as "high heeled" contravenes the trade descriptions act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 When you refuse to develop a close relationship unless she wears heels. In a divorce settlement, you give up the house and kids for her heels. You snicker at everyone who wears flats. click .... click .... click .... The sensual sound of stiletto heels on a hard surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 When you see a woman on TV but cant quite see her shoes, so you stand up to try to get a better vantage point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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