sendra45 Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 I was recently subjected to this very clever scam whilst shopping; don’t think it couldn’t happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No thanks' and instead ask you for a ride to Sainsbury's. You know you shouldn't but you agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. You have been warned. The angels have the phonebox.
Dr. Shoe Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Where did it happen? I need to know so I can avoid the area... *cough* Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
ShockQueen Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Geez...nice....they steal something out of your front pocket and possibly end up giving you the present that keeps on giving at the same time. What some people won't think of.........*locks car doors tight* Those gals must be desperate for money to do something like that. SQ.....still busting societal molds with a smile...and a 50-ton sledge!
Rockpup Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Ahh.. when dry humor gets confused with truth.. (formerly known as "JimC")
Elegant Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Never heard of such a thing. Let's call it... "forced prostitution". Wear a pair of stilletto boots with switchblades in the soles, kick a hoe and she won't ever be back! What is good for a goose, can be good for any gender!
Dr. Shoe Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Oh, it's so great to be British and understand irony! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
bladerunner Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 yep,i got through at least a twenty wallets so far and counting....................doooooooooo I just love those suede heels!!!!!
Dr. Shoe Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 Does anyone know of a place where I can buy wallets in bulk at wholesale prices? Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
Rockpup Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 Well, I'm not in the UK, but I suspect Wal-Mart has infected your area of the world.. they are pretty cheap. (formerly known as "JimC")
Dr. Shoe Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 Indeed, we call it Asda here. Even there though I've spent over £150 on wallets so far... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
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