aristoc Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 or moonlighting on Auden's mail train from London to Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganiwish Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Betjeman sued Auden for plagiarism and all the clocks stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristoc Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 The Judge ruled time was immaterial, the jury vanished, and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganiwish Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 the train went on its way without poetic hindrance or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 even a toot of its whistle. The engineer was simply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtandheel Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 glad he could get an egg and bacon sandwich without Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Having to perform the Mad Scene from Lucia di Lammermoor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtandheel Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Being thankful for this reprive the passengers burst into a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Rousing chorus, singing the Lumberjack song as the train rattlled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtandheel Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 on. Through the interconnect appeared slim, shady's contact with the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Man from U.N.C.L.E. appeared likely to bear fruit. He said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtandheel Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I've got a ripe banana. The code was given and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 the exchange was made. They toasted success with dry martinis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtandheel Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 except that all was not as should be. Slim was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 called out by the mark dealing seconds off the bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted February 5, 2015 Author Share Posted February 5, 2015 Struth he thought to himself as he fingered the gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Did I remember to put the bullets in? Oh hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristoc Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 It's coming back. The hotel bar, the drinks, that girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted February 6, 2015 Author Share Posted February 6, 2015 Oh no, he remembered putting the bullets in her handbag!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meganiwish Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 'Where are they?' Make-up brush, lipstick. Oh! It's vibrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Ah yes, the mobile phone! But where are the bullets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtandheel Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 I had an idea. A good one? Who knows, but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 with time pressing and no bullets I'd best be getting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirtandheel Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 dressed. I was feeling exposed in this predicament. I needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 nicer clothes. But all I'd packed was my silk parachute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristoc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 in the secret pocket of the Jimmy Choo (Choo) handbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Which was all right in its way, but I had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristoc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 acres of silk. A dance of the seven veils seemed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyheels Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Too formal for the occasion but on the other hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristoc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 a quick Argentine Tango and I could be gone in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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