Magickman Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I never go to weddings, because it might be contagious. Really. I have never been to a wedding. They are so depressing. And I don't want to be mistaken for the bride. Instead, I go to singles dances, where I usually meet married women. Last weekend, I got dressed up, and went to a big dance, with about 1,000 other people. Dressed up; denim mini, black tights, 5" stiletto boots, magenta manicure, two pair of silver hoop earrings, Cover Girl ice blue pink lip gloss. At he ballroom, the female bartender asked me if I was having more fun, now that I am sooooo blond. Among others, I danced with two sisters, neither of whom will ever sleep with me. (Don't I wish) I have long held an erotic fantasy about two sisters, but you don't need to know about that. Then I told the blond sister that for a quarter, she could feel my leg, half a buck for both legs. Honestly, she dug out fifty cents, for the two leg feel, and murmured "Oh! My! God!" while she did it. I asked her not to stop, but to no avail. Her name was Susan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Sounds like good time had by all, especially you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thighbootguy Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I suspect you could have made 75¢ on the deal. It might have been interesting. I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I wonder what the $ 20 offer would have brought? :sad: Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Well, she must have thought it was worth it as she didn't ask for a refund! Magickman: What about the other sister...was she not in a spending mood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magickman Posted April 27, 2010 Author Share Posted April 27, 2010 The other (younger) sister was Pam. Pam did not take up my offer to purchase a leg feel. And... Pam told me she has two teenagers at home. I told her I am childfree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn HH Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Sounds like you had an interesting time there. Are you going to raise your rates for the next time you all meet again? Cheers--- Dawn HH High Heeled Boots Forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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