euchrid

Shyguy played one of the Oompa-Loompas in the original version of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. Unfortunately, he has never been able to completely wash off the orange face paint.

Shyguy auditioned for this years Big Brother but he was rejected coz Davina McCall thought he looked "a bit shifty".

Shyguy absolutely loves Karaoki. Only trouble is, he always performs the same song - "Shaddup You Face" by Joe Dolce.

I don't have to babysit anyone on Saturday 21st June, so that's a good day for me, if we're going to meet at a weekend.

Saturday 21st is A-OK for me also.

Dr Shoe lives in an orbiting space station - a bit like John Tracy in Thunderbird 5. He returns to earth once every 6 months to visit the Bluewater shoe sales.

See if you can guess who, by pure coincidence, was also in Milton Keynes?

Sir Alan Sugar?

Sorry we didn't get to meet up euchrid, would have been great to put another face to a name.

No problemo.

It was arranged (or non-arranged) 'on the fly' after all.

It won't be long before my next trip to MK. We can precision-engineer the next meeting!

Does anyone ever see/find such a video on Youtube or somewhere else, where someone had taped a man wearing heels (without his knowledge?

Yep,

there's the one with xaphod (long-time HHP member) caught on video at the British Museum

I was there too (sort of)! I was stood standing outside Waitrose for 60+ minutes waiting for Fastfreddy's to park up & call me back. After that, I assumed the coffee had been aborted due to lack of shopping hours left...? obviously got that wrong. oh well, next time perhaps?

I'm at Milton Keynes this Sunday. (Tomorrow.) Coffee anyone?

....

I'm also in MK tomorrow actually.

Would be excellent to grab a coffee with you (either or both of you!) but not sure if it will be logistically feasible:-

My wife is doing the Race for Life thing at Campbell Park (starts at 11:00).

When the 'Race' is underway, I shall be doing a quick shop with my daughter then meeting up with the missus again for a bit of family shopping & a Muck-Donalds lunch before heading off. This has all been planned (by her indoors) for months so any change of plans suggestions on my part will most likely result in two items precious to me being removed with rusty pruning shears.

Fastfreddy2 - I have your mobile no. & will call or text if a window of opportunity should show itself. Will also 'keep em peeled' for you as I wander about the place.

I'm still very much up for it in respect of a proper shopping trip.

a lack of free time at weekends + school half-term hols + a backlog at work has been putting it on hold thus far.

<actually, I like the scent of Old Spice very much! >

As a young boy, Shyguy was teased mercilessly by a gang of chimney sweeps. To this day he refuses to watch Mary Poppins.

The next person has a radiant smile and also knows how to keep a thread on track...

A man goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants.

'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your breasts' he says.

'You dirty git' shouts the barmaid, 'get out before I fetch my husband.'

The man apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe.

The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.

'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off' he says.

'You dirty filthy pervert. You're barred. Get out.' she storms.

Again the man apologises and swears never ever to do it again.

'One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now what do you want?'

'I want to turn you upside down, fill your lady garden with Guinness, and then drink every last drop.'

The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.

'What's up, Love?' he asks.

'There's a man in the bar who wants to put his head between my breasts and lick the sweat off' she says.

'I'll kill him. where is he?' storms the husband.

'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks And lick it off' she screams.

'Right. He's dead' says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat.

'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my lady garden with Guinness and then drink it all' she cries.

The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on.

Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries hysterically.

'Look love - I'm not messing with someone who can drink 12 pints of Guinness...

Man of Mystery?

ooooooohhhh.... far too many to mention.

this is one of my solid gold, all time classics of all time...

Led Zep: When The Levee Breaks - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ic-rLL8n9g

a bit old school though. hows about this for a new one...

Alter Bridge: Rise Today - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRUpbkzEdrY&feature=related

Shyguy is allergic to the pastry used in Ginsters pasties so he sucks the fillings out through a straw just to be on the safe side. He feeds the empty pastry cases to his next-door neighbours' pet meercat when no one is looking.

Dr Shoe did the voiceover acting for Morph on the childrens TV show "Take Hart".

nothing wrong with some mindless dribble now and again IMO.

Shyguy always dresses as a Klingon when out in public. At home he dresses as Lieutenant Uhura, complete with ear-piece communicator and go-go boots --- except at bank holiday weekends when he dresses as a Californian surfer dude.

Dr Shoe wrote the lyrics to "Jumping Jack Flash". He traded them in on Swap Shop, receiving a partially-used tube of lip balm from a young Mick Jagger.

Dr Shoe is David Blaines' stunt double. He will be spending 10 weeks this summer living inside a gigantic jar of Marmite on top of the London Eye.

Shyguy is the person responsible for carving all those stone heads on Easter Island. He wanted to locate them in Milton Keynes, but couldn't get permission from the MK Borough Council.

roniheels is not actually a man - he's a cyborg from the future, sent back to 2008. His mission: To terminate Bill Gates.

As i've said before - Men in stilettos are about as common as albino polar bears, and far harder to spot on the average high street.

I've found a good competition here for us UK heel-fanatics:-

www.3m.com/intl/uk/PostItScotch/?WT.mc_id=nyc_tac_01

Get entering people!