euchrid

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hughie!.......ralph!......... well, there goes my lunch....

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Dressing

Received these in the post today ------

They are BRONX 'Dessa' style. A bit "bling" what with the gold buckles 'n all.

I actually really like them though. They're probably one of the most stylish/well-finished boots I've bought so far - they have an orange lining & a tooled logo on the sole & ankle.

RRP is £80. I got 'em for £13.50 inc. postage.

So ! I've posted 1000 messages and I'm now a Gold Member !!

Apart from me shutting up now, what's your advice !!

Congratulations to you thedesigner

I suggest you organise a heel-meet so that a gang of us (a herd of heelers? a flock of heelfolk?) can get together & celebrate it in style - and the Best of British with that!

The next person is as patient as a saint.

Roniheels always takes a metal detector to the beach so that he can search for buried treasure. He has never once found anything however, because he always gets false signals from his gooch piercing.

Good to hear that you get something positive out of it Fastfreddy (& it sounds as though you do). Theres' a number of things I wouldn't like about it though. The noise/music sounds like one of the worst aspects. If it wasn't the type of music that I 'dig', I'd not be able to stand it in there for too long. And the non-drinking aspect would get to me also - being in a crowded, noisy pub for 4 hours without necking a few lagers. Just torture! Also, I turn into a pumpkin at midnight, so a 2:15am finish is a complete no-no!

Fastfreddys' entire skeleton is reinforced with metal, just like the X-Men's Wolverine. Unfortunately, Fastfreddys' metal is ferrous which means he has to drink 10 pints of WD-40 a week to keep his joints from seizing up.

Slot........

Due to severe pain from bunions, Roniheels can only walk short distances. For that reason, he usually gets about using a futuristic jetpack of his own invention.

Nice stilettos. Nice legs too. Arggghh, what am I saying!!!!

I thought some of the answers were pretty good really:-

"Pppl r differednt maybe the man is gay of maybe the man's wife of gf or wahtever has the same size feet and he was getting her a present. U shudn;t care anyways. That's something personal!"

"this has happened to me several times. i just tried to be as friendly and helpful as possible!"

"Tell him they suited him of course,diffrent strokes for diffrent folks as they say!!"

"Carry on as normal and respect, because he is not hurting anyone. If I was working there I would ask him if he wanted any help or advice with the same professional attitude I would show anyone, helpful and respectful, not to be judgemental."

...and other similar ones.

And this one was especially great:-

"Obviously the man is very comfortable with who he is and not self conscious.

Are you talking about women's shoes coz apparently heals are in fashion for men you know."

Fastfreddy is the man who shuffles the 'vowel' and 'consonant' cards on Countdown before the filming starts. Unfortunately, he is not allowed to stay on set when the cameras are rolling due to Carol Vorderman taking out a restraining order.

I'm still A-OK for 21st.

I think we need a better venue than High Wycombe though. That place is OK but generally fairly underwhelming.

Luton would probably be way better (dunno though - i've never been there for shopping before)

There is also some prospect of something on Sunday 13th July, towards Islington .

Ooh, looks interesting [i've found it on t'web].

Yeah, pencil me in for that. Will need to check+confirm availability nearer the time.

It happens 2nd Sunday of every month apparently, so could maybe be used as a regular HHPlace heel-meeting point?

Was talking to the long suffering mrs Shyguy, and she has said I can wear heels out and about as long as I don't leave the house in them and she doesn't know.

That's the sort of deal I would like to strike with my missus.

None too close to acheiving it yet though

shyguy is a massive Star Wars fan. He owns a genuine Darth Vader costume & he polishes his helmet every weekend whilst thinking about C3PO! <fnar fnar>

Shyguy played one of the Oompa-Loompas in the original version of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. Unfortunately, he has never been able to completely wash off the orange face paint.

Shyguy auditioned for this years Big Brother but he was rejected coz Davina McCall thought he looked "a bit shifty".

Shyguy absolutely loves Karaoki. Only trouble is, he always performs the same song - "Shaddup You Face" by Joe Dolce.

I don't have to babysit anyone on Saturday 21st June, so that's a good day for me, if we're going to meet at a weekend.

Saturday 21st is A-OK for me also.

Dr Shoe lives in an orbiting space station - a bit like John Tracy in Thunderbird 5. He returns to earth once every 6 months to visit the Bluewater shoe sales.

See if you can guess who, by pure coincidence, was also in Milton Keynes?

Sir Alan Sugar?

Sorry we didn't get to meet up euchrid, would have been great to put another face to a name.

No problemo.

It was arranged (or non-arranged) 'on the fly' after all.

It won't be long before my next trip to MK. We can precision-engineer the next meeting!

Does anyone ever see/find such a video on Youtube or somewhere else, where someone had taped a man wearing heels (without his knowledge?

Yep,

there's the one with xaphod (long-time HHP member) caught on video at the British Museum