Cali

Warning...don't try this with stilettos.

Confluence

Gunpowder 

Canister 

Attempted murder. She's hiding the knife behind her back and trying to distract the victim with her legs.

Intercellular 

Breeze

Heeeeeeeey

It happens and there is nothing you can do about it.  My ankles were so bad that I could turn my ankle and go down over the smallest of pebbles in runners.  Three ankle reconstructions fixed my issues, but I have fallen since on a cobble stone type walkway in heels.

The Australian Olympic team already had a trans member.  And some might argue that for years the Russian female team had too high of levels of testosterone.

Fraud 

Terrier

Major

I got a wild look the other day from a passing car while loading sacks of concrete into my SUV in my 4 inch wedges.  I've been getting those long looks and stares lately were you know they are going to talk about you as soon as you leave the area.  At least they now have something to talk about.

6 hours ago, pebblesf said:

My friend has a beautiful eldorado like that, would love to drive it in my boots...

Don, you already drive boats. An Eldorado is just a fat boat with wheels.

I like to go bare leg when in sandals, especially since I'm in short shorts most of the time.  Stockings and shorts would look too 1970ish.  Booties and boots are worn with socks.  My legs have barely any visible hair now due to old age and years of waxing/taping.

I also wear a lot of leggings and skinny jeans.

Shoe Phone

Smart

Pie

Currently Artistic swimming (formerly synchronized swimming) is only a women's sport at the Olympics.  Maybe there will be a men's or mixed division in the next Olympics in Paris.  Time for you to lobby for it it @Pierre1961.  Then we need a team to wear their Water Pumps.

On 8/7/2021 at 9:21 AM, pebblesf said:

Yeah, I know, a silly show....Nonetheless, one of the hosts, "Chanel West Coast" always wears the nicest boots.....I watch the show just to see her in boots....

Sorry to burst your bubble @pebblesf, but the other day Chanel West Coast had on sneakers.

CWC is short and loves her heels, usually stilettos, both  boots and sandals.   

There's another recent thread about Ridiculousness , a show that has created a franchise out of these videos

2 hours ago, mlroseplant said:

There’s more than one? The only reason I know about the one is because I have a fairly humorous continuing education instructor (you get to know these people after 25 years in the trade) who has presented said video as an example of risk assessment, or lack thereof. As an industrial electrician, I take risk assessment very seriously. 

4 hours ago, mlroseplant said:

 

Hmmmm. We seem to have a contradiction. How to resolve it? On the one hand, we are doing something which is unnatural, so therefore against our human nature. On the other hand, the fact that we wear shoes at all is probably unnatural. Therefore, is it human to do unnatural things, some of them practical, some of them not?

This explains all those videos of people launching Bottle Rockets from their behinds.

Acme

Widow Makers