thedesigner

ive worn heels for ages for going to the bank, such that if i dont, the counter staff will give me a funny look, like what happened to you, are you standing in a hole ??

Resolution is to wear my jeans shorter with heels.... Or tucked in boots....

good year, as mainstream heels are getting higher - for both soulmate and me !

the irony - and benefit - of being 5' 8" and size uk6 is that i virtually have to go to the womens department as there are so few gents shoes in a 6 anyway ! ok i could buy ladies flats, actualy i do - for work visiting clients - but keep a change to something sensible (i e 5") in the car for when ive finished !

I've also found stilettos are better than flats on ice as they dig in. Will be wearing mine in the snow, of we get any....Worst option - wedges !

Bladerunner, i dont know the design name, theyre zipped and made in brasil...

see, hear, admire

It's the festive season, so the joke writer you love to hate offers YOU the chance to select a tag line for the following question:

Why doesn't Father Christmas wear heels when he delivers on Christmas Eve?

1/ well, one day a year off aint bad....

2/ the click click click will wake the kids up and they will see him....

3/ cos his red trousers aint long enough to hide them....

4/ cos he doesnt want to damage them coming down the chimney....

5/ cos of 'elf' and safety....

Be good children and answer this quiz, or Santa will bring you a pair of crocs.....

The differences in the sizes of the constellation can be attributed to:

1) the time you enter the pub.

2) the time you go outside and take your first wizz

3) the time you leave the pub to go home

(simple formula: The size of the constellation is directly proportional to the amount of liquid intake at your favorite pub times the intensity of the buzz from the liquid. )

especially if you fall over on the way home, then the stars will be right in front of your eyes....

nice fit on the jeans....

nail colours, (20+), prescriptives foundation, mac lippy, (good).

u lot are lucky, no snow here yet, but wet enough for a lotta fun !

just got some knee boots, carvela, dark green leather with green suede panels, 1" plats with 6" heels, reduced from £170 to £110 !!! No doubt they will be on me for WHM next Feb !

demoniaplatforms innocently took his laptop along when he saw an advert for the local lapdancing club, thinking it would be full of blokes dancing round their computers. Whilst initially bemused by his error, he soon made a high speed connection and is going back weekly to insert a link....

higher the better

submissive

I think its because this site is aimed at men that wear heels. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Funny you should say that, that's exactly what the man who invented tippex said....

I agree, there's no prob, it sounds like great fun, like mobiling except u dont know who ure talkin to; let's hope you can get a job on a radio station where your confidence on air can be put to full use. Big up, mate !

erm, yeah, for me like dry toast.... you must have had coldplay, icehouse, nine below zero...... talk about chill out music...

the charity shop is near the bbc so i figure a lot of stuff is worn for the telly.... FASHION TIP **** this cold weather, ive heard that kangaroos are putting on an extra jumper...

Be careful. There's legislation for anyone who wants to drive to wales for Christmas dressed as father christmas. I'ts called insanity claus.... (with apologies to the marx brothers)

to be honest, i dont give a cluck, i'm free range....

calling me chicken ?

corset

Rumour has it, Jen J had a similar experience. He waved his heels in the air and a passing motorist stopped, who soon diagnosed that the battery was flat. Jen J, bless, taking the diagnosis at face value, placed his heels under the battery, and "Miracolo!" the battery started the car straightaway. So, it's not only us who benefit from wearing high heels ! Moral of the story: always keep a spare pair of heels in the car, as well as a spare pair of tights.....