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I dont think it makes you more feminine, just younger looking, and that will keep your outlook younger too. I've coloured my hair for years and never had any adverse coments ! Enjoy it, you wont look back !!

well nice, i'd buy them too !!

now dark purple foils over dark brown, top spiky, sides brushed forward. soulmate does a regular watch for regrowth, which is an un-natural silver colour for some reason.... No sarkies please, we've both vowed, even when its zimmer time, we will still have brown based hair and colours, thanx !!

I probably could walk in them, send me a sample to try and i will let you know (uk size 6 thanx) but i dont think it would be fun, and the enjoyment would then disappear.

Ready to be proved wrong....

because ive got small thin feet, uk 6 -7, mens shoes are hard to find and slip about, so womens shoes are more comfortable anyway. The heel bit is a natural progression, and more comfortable, honestly, and taller than in than flats!

I am size 8 - 10 in jeans, so that's easy too.

erm, women in wellies, even if its pouring down, does not register. Me in wellies, the same.

observations: 1/ wearing heels onboard means you can join the mile-and six-inches-high club (exclusive) 2/ you've got a better chance of being rescued if you wave your heels in the air than a pair of trainers 3/ cork heels float 4/ one must look smart when CNN film the rescue...

careful, euchrid, youre catching my sense of humour... In answer to the question, it depends on how the wearer carries off the look. To me, heelwearers show they care about how they look, which is important to me, initial reaction, " good on yer, gal ! " Almost always, the rest of their outfit is well planned, giving a sense of self confidence, which again I like, "tell it like it is" style, which encouraged me to find out a bit more (not now, well sorted in that department !!) Only one chance at life, be yourself, being interesting is fun !

6" pointy stlettos in bed every nite...

It's been snowing here, for the first time in 18 years we have had 5" of snow, i know not bigtime compared to many, but ok anyway. For dogwalking I wore 4" black suede effect daywear knee boots, so they dug in the snow, with jeans tucked in. Great fun, it soaked thru, leaving them glistening by the time we got home. Back to the brown wedge ones tomorrow now it's melting.

I hate people who say "I / he turned round and said..." 1/ were they standing with their back to the other person (ignorant) ? 2/ were they interfering in someone else's converation (rude) ? 3/ were they showing off their ballet skills (ballet boots?) ? Whatever it is you have to say, keep still !!!

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patentheel had obviously overlooked his pair of nude heels.... the facts were that liverpool were playing the toffees...

some years ago there was an ad on the telly, "Typhoo put the T in Britain" , typhoo being a brand of tea. in the gents shortly after there was this, the funniest graffiti ever to my simple mind: "If typhoo put the T in Britain, who put the c*nt in Scunthorpe?" (Scunthorpe is a scuzzy town oop north)

dr shoe weighs fruit and veg at Borough Market every weekend, holding out a nice pair of jaffas while shouting "step up for the best value"....

that was because dr shoe did not want to put more maltesers in his mouth than the maximum height of his heels.... malteser crushing is applying to be an olympics event, strictly with heels only, no wedges, and eating the evidence generating instant disqualification. This is a difficult sport to master, so points will be awarded to maltesers which do not get crushed but roll away, provided they fall into the snooker style pockets at the corners of the crushing area. Points will be also awarded for style, deportment, height and thinness of heels of the athlete. I'm practising on chocolate buttons and will work my way up....

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What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?

… you can negotiate with a terrorist.

I know this one as:

whats the difference between a terrorist and an ex-wife ?

same answer....

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