gary0618 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 A Letter to the General Population Of The United States, from Ireland: THE IRISH - SUCH CLEAR THINKERS Leave it to the Irish to cut through the crap and make the whole issue crystal clear... Thoughts from across the pond. An email from Ireland to the brethren in the States... a point to ponder despite your political affiliation: 'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run. Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate "Mc" terminology married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship. What in Lord's name are ye lads thinking over there in the colonies?? There is NO CONTEST. FLAT SHOES, LIKE FLAT DRINKS, ARE FOR FLAT PEOPLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Nothing like "cutting to the chase" and getting down to what's really important. I agree, there isn't really any contest. Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I for one would drink that beer (in the pub in question ofcourse) wearing my boots, to do it in style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnieheel Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Oh how true it is! Amen brother! BTW I to am Irish. Even used to have red hair. real men wear heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy N. Heels Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 A Letter to the General Population Of The United States, from Ireland: THE IRISH - SUCH CLEAR THINKERS Leave it to the Irish to cut through the crap and make the whole issue crystal clear... Thoughts from across the pond. An email from Ireland to the brethren in the States... a point to ponder despite your political affiliation: 'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run. Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate "Mc" terminology married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship. What in Lord's name are ye lads thinking over there in the colonies?? There is NO CONTEST. RIGHT YE ARE, laddie! The problem is that some folk get their thinkin all muddled by listening to th news media instead of sorting it out for themselves. Still, anyone with a pint in his hand ought to know straightway what he's voting for. But thanx for helping us get refocused on this one. Keep on stepping, Guy N. Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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