dr1819 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 There once was a woman named Jedd. She wore heels instead of her head. While walking one April She tripped on a staple and became the dead woman named Jedd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr1819 Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 She wore violet that morning in May when I first took my love in play But she took it for certain that I'd be her last curtain, and we promised to play all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr1819 Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 All wives are evil it seems, but they claim we lie through our seams. Upon further notice it appears that they showed us That we're really involved in our schemes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr1819 Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 All men are evil it's true. Our wives know this through and through. Their information is perfect, Even though it's pluperfect, From a language we never knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr1819 Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 Limericks are quite easy enough, whether you're slenderly svelt or quite buff. It's comes quite naturally whether you're married or bachelorly, and everyone can contribute their stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr1819 Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 Hey, these off the top of my head in the last couple of minutes... What contributions might the rest of you Shakespears make to our board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielinheels Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 i can do a haiku! wearing high heeled shoes makes me feel good all the time oh how I miss them :drinking: Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheels Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 There was this guy called wheels With a huge affection for heels On this site he did find Guys of the same mind Now he wears them whenever he feels. Boom Boom Heel thyself Over 50 pairs of heels now on my website at www.geocities.com/wayneheels/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigj3650 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 there once was a man from gosham who took out his bo***ks to wash'um his wife said "jack if you dont put them back i'll stand on the ba****ds and squash'um" sorry couldnt help it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 There was a young man from Peru; Who dreamt he was eating his shoe; Later that night; He awoke with a fright; And found it was perfectly true; There was a young fellow from London who wrote crap limericks that didn't rhyme or scan properly either Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vector Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 There once was this guy named Breeze Who liked to wear heels he put on his shoes stepped in some glues and fell totally on his knees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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