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There once was a woman named Jedd. She wore heels instead of her head. While walking one April She tripped on a staple and became the dead woman named Jedd.


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She wore violet that morning in May when I first took my love in play But she took it for certain that I'd be her last curtain, and we promised to play all day.

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All wives are evil it seems, but they claim we lie through our seams. Upon further notice it appears that they showed us That we're really involved in our schemes.

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All men are evil it's true. Our wives know this through and through. Their information is perfect, Even though it's pluperfect, From a language we never knew.

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Limericks are quite easy enough, whether you're slenderly svelt or quite buff. It's comes quite naturally whether you're married or bachelorly, and everyone can contribute their stuff!

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Hey, these off the top of my head in the last couple of minutes... What contributions might the rest of you Shakespears make to our board?

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i can do a haiku! wearing high heeled shoes makes me feel good all the time oh how I miss them :drinking:

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde

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there once was a man from gosham who took out his bo***ks to wash'um his wife said "jack if you dont put them back i'll stand on the ba****ds and squash'um" :lol::D;) sorry couldnt help it lol

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There was a young man from Peru; Who dreamt he was eating his shoe; Later that night; He awoke with a fright; And found it was perfectly true; There was a young fellow from London who wrote crap limericks that didn't rhyme or scan properly either

Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.

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There once was this guy named Breeze Who liked to wear heels he put on his shoes stepped in some glues and fell totally on his knees!

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