Anita C. Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 THE STILETTO SISTERS IN THE BIG APPLE-"LET AULD ACQUAINTANCES . . . " yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda . . . Candi: The City so nice they named it TWICE! The Big Apple!! Anita: Rotten to the core. Candi: ANITA! I detect a bit of cynicism. Anita: Well . . . Candi: Times Square on New Years' Eve! W O W ! Anita: Yes, just you and me and 1,500,000 of our closest friends. :drinking: Most of whom were in a "slightly altered" state. Candi: It's an event, girl! I was SO amazed. Not much like that in Texas. Anita: Or Colorado . . . or Mars. Candi: OR ANYWHERE! It was incredible! Anita: I'd like to do a "did you see_____!" thing, but we saw a bit of E V E R Y T H I N G . . . Say - does Dick Clark ever age? Candi: No. Neither does Wayne Newton. Anita: I think I saw Elvis! Candi: Probably a reaction to the Tai food, the Saki, maybe the- Anita: OK, Candi. Candi: Nathans' Hot Dogs OR the Fruzin Gladje- Anita: E N O U G H! Candi: "A Gourmets' Tour of New York City with Auntie Anita- Anita: Do NOT go there! Candi: Sponsored by TUMS!" Anita: I'll get you-and your little dog, too! Candi: It was said with love. C'mon, let's go down to Canal Street! Anita: u h n - Candi: We can go see this guy who knows someone who has an Uncle who has a cousin - Anita: Is there an end to this in our future? Candi: W H O L E S A L E . . . S H O E S & J E W E L R Y ! Anita: I FORGIVE YOU! Candi: We'll do lunch. Anita: (erp) Uh, perhaps a salad for me. Candi: To the taxi stand, Babe! Anita: Right behind you, Fearless mis-leader! Candi: Odd shade of lip colour, Anita. Anita: It's, uh, Pepto Bismol. Candi: (Nodding with a B I G smile acompanied by muffled laughter convulsion) I know. Anita: just shut up . Both: "Start spreadin' the news-We're leaving today!" "Spike Heels . . a Pork-pie hat . . Have on the mend in no time flat . . Ten Minutes 'Till The Savages Come by Manhatten Transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becky Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 Huh? So many shoes & boots to buy in so little time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bubba136 Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 Having frequented many well tended holiday events in New York City since I was a mere lad -- and having witnessed all manner of anomalous behavior -- there's no doubt in my mind that the "city" survived the recent visit by the "stiletto sisters" in typical Big Apple fashion, undoubtedly a little further "askew," though. :rofl: Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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