Anita C. Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 THE STILETTO SISTERS IN THE BIG APPLE-"LET AULD ACQUAINTANCES . . . " yadda-yadda-yadda-yadda . . . Candi: The City so nice they named it TWICE! The Big Apple!! Anita: Rotten to the core. Candi: ANITA! I detect a bit of cynicism. Anita: Well . . . Candi: Times Square on New Years' Eve! W O W ! Anita: Yes, just you and me and 1,500,000 of our closest friends. :drinking: Most of whom were in a "slightly altered" state. Candi: It's an event, girl! I was SO amazed. Not much like that in Texas. Anita: Or Colorado . . . or Mars. Candi: OR ANYWHERE! It was incredible! Anita: I'd like to do a "did you see_____!" thing, but we saw a bit of E V E R Y T H I N G . . . Say - does Dick Clark ever age? Candi: No. Neither does Wayne Newton. Anita: I think I saw Elvis! Candi: Probably a reaction to the Tai food, the Saki, maybe the- Anita: OK, Candi. Candi: Nathans' Hot Dogs OR the Fruzin Gladje- Anita: E N O U G H! Candi: "A Gourmets' Tour of New York City with Auntie Anita- Anita: Do NOT go there! Candi: Sponsored by TUMS!" Anita: I'll get you-and your little dog, too! Candi: It was said with love. C'mon, let's go down to Canal Street! Anita: u h n - Candi: We can go see this guy who knows someone who has an Uncle who has a cousin - Anita: Is there an end to this in our future? Candi: W H O L E S A L E . . . S H O E S & J E W E L R Y ! Anita: I FORGIVE YOU! Candi: We'll do lunch. Anita: (erp) Uh, perhaps a salad for me. Candi: To the taxi stand, Babe! Anita: Right behind you, Fearless mis-leader! Candi: Odd shade of lip colour, Anita. Anita: It's, uh, Pepto Bismol. Candi: (Nodding with a B I G smile acompanied by muffled laughter convulsion) I know. Anita: just shut up . Both: "Start spreadin' the news-We're leaving today!" "Spike Heels . . a Pork-pie hat . . Have on the mend in no time flat . . Ten Minutes 'Till The Savages Come by Manhatten Transfer.
Becky Posted January 3, 2004 Posted January 3, 2004 Huh? So many shoes & boots to buy in so little time!!
Bubba136 Posted January 3, 2004 Posted January 3, 2004 Having frequented many well tended holiday events in New York City since I was a mere lad -- and having witnessed all manner of anomalous behavior -- there's no doubt in my mind that the "city" survived the recent visit by the "stiletto sisters" in typical Big Apple fashion, undoubtedly a little further "askew," though. :rofl: Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public.
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